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Sidewalk Surfboard

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  1. From Windows to Linux to macOS. What an evolution.
  2. Aye bitches I got a new laptop after 4 years It's not exactly "new" in terms of hardware (2011 15-inch MacBook Pro) but it's new to me and it was a much needed upgrade. No bulli for using macOS I was too lazy to put Linux on it
  3. I got a plush of my husbando Do you know what this means?
  4. Modern problems require modern solutions and I solved it by drawing porn so suck it
  5. Ya know, a few weeks ago I was sitting here and I said, "Man, I have trash taste in fictional men. It can't get any worse, can it?" Well, it got worse! It is 2020 and somehow SidewalkSurfboard's taste has gotten WORSE. Here is a gif of new trash man. I am not joking. I am suffering. Happy 2020!
  6. Well, there's the Furaffinity Forums, but I'm not sure if they would be your style.
  7. We're in the roaring twenties, but it's turning out more like the screaming and crying twenties
  8. Hello new person. The forums aren't very active, but welcome.
  9. I remember that I joined FAF just a few days before the big drama went down and I had a dramatic teen breakdown because of it and remembering it is killing me hhhhh
  10. I made a stupid shitpost and nobody else is gonna watch it so I'm posting it here, enjoy
  11. I wonder if those 20 guests are bots or if they're just masochists
  12. Uh oh stinky art time with some stuff I've drawn since 2017 NO RAT NIPPLES ON MY CHRISTIAN FURRY SERVER
  13. OH GOD OH FUCK I'M A RAT FUCKER IN GOD'S YEAR OF 2020
  14. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
  15. 5 confirmed in my state suck my diiiick
  16. I have nothing to post so here is a shitpost Enjoy.
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