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malibu

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About malibu

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  • Birthday 04/24/1985

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    Dog

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  1. malibu

    Beatings

    I used to get in kerfuffles a lot with other kids because I was a huge smart ass as a child. I'd say shit to piss people off and they'd eventually come at me. I was never really bullied though, and I had a lot of friends. It's just that someone got tired of me telling them to "go suck your moms cock" one too many times over their opinion of peanut butter sandwiches. My parents, on the other hand, were very free with the belt and fist. I remember not being able to go to school because I was so badly bruised my parents were afraid CPS would come after them (again).
  2. Skinny jeans are so damn femme, regardless of who they're on. Whenever I see a guy wearing them, I just assume they're wearing panties under. Mmmm panties.
  3. 5 hour energy, extra strength usually does it for me. Twice a day.
  4. Malibu is the name of my main fursona. He's named after my moms 69 Chevy Malibu that she had when I was a kid.
  5. I hate Best Buy and my impatience. I ordered a Wacom Cintiq 13HD from them with a 2 year warranty, and they initially rejected my payment. So my paypal has $880 stuck as "pending" probably for another 30 days, and I had to go in and use my debit card to pay it off because I wasn't thinking at 8am when I checked my order status. Now I'm out $800 for 30 days, which won't hurt me, but it just sucks that I was being stupid and didn't cancel my order and just wait for transaction to finally cancel and get my money back before fixing my order. Looks like I'll be taking commissions all month for my snack and booze money.
  6. That guy's face is so punchable. Very interesting video though, thanks for sharing.
  7. I love setting goals and getting closer to them every day. I'm almost to a Cintiq and I'm so excited.
  8. Mac and cheese is better with Velveeta mixed in with the other cheeses.
  9. I've never actually dated a furry, but I think it would be fun to have someone with the same interest. I had an ex who wasn't a furry, but she entertained me and made a fursona so we could get art of our chars together. I think furries just naturally gravitate to those with similar interest, like normal people.
  10. I love Lunchables. I like to eat a lunchable for dinner with a glass of vodka.
  11. Not washing your hands after taking a shit. People with really bad BO at work. People trying to see what I'm working on. Literally anything my hipster brony coworker does.
  12. I cling to Frosted Flakes like nobody's business. I used to eat them with my dad on saturday mornings when we watched cartoons together.
  13. Anything by Spice Girls.
  14. malibu

    e-peen

    My e-peen is very tiny. I can't please anyone with it. Forever e-single.
  15. *Walks in and takes a seat at the corner* Hey there! I'm looking for some hard lemonade. Do you happen to have anything that'll hit the spot?
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