Greebles

Don't think about it "What if the way we perceive a problem is already a part of the problem?"

You should probably stand. Have you tried writing a paper on what you worked out?

Basketball. Elitist sport that frowns on stilts.

"Awww, it looks like a toy"

i hate people who dont proof read. it realy bothers me

You honestly think animals know any better? Don't be silly: animals can't read the Highway Code. They don't have thumbs to turn the pages.

Banned for having an awkward voice.

Looks like a satellite image of a new military fighter jet. The jet would be called "Project Bigmoth".

I appreciate moths when they don't fly into your face.

It's like they leave skidmarks on purpose...

Keynesian Economics with respect to Quantitive Easing and central bank interest rates is ass-backwards. Srsly. Your answer is effectively to print more money?

Concentrating too hard and thereby passing wind in a subway train.

Fucking How does it work?!?!?!