So I'd say today was a normal day but it wasn't, my dad and I were on our way to shoot some scenes for a documentary about him because he's a local celebrity but just when we were ready to head to the shooting locations dad noticed a strange box on his lawn. We opened the box and, well, found this: Apparently someone just randomly dropped a box of cannabis at dad's place or something, idfk. We called the cops and while the plants were relatively odorless they felt it looked like the right stuff and decided to confiscate the stuff and send it to an expert. ...this is oddly awesome, and weird. Maybe we should've kept it ourselves, dry it and start an awesome drug business or something. Or maybe I could've used the plants myself to make something for my anxiety or whatever. I always said I'd smoke weed if it wasn't illegal and I'm paranoid about cops. I'm... kind of speechless but it this legitimately great and WTF-material. I bet YOU don't get weed randomly dropped at your home, do you? I'M THE BEST, FUCKERS.