I think we need to change the like button and the likes feature to licks.
Every boring old site in the universe has likes nowadays, and we are special. We are furries.
And how does a furry show they like something? Well, they lick it.
And so, I say we rid ourselves of these déclassé likes, and replace them with licks. Then, we can see who gets the most licks, and who likes to lick.
I know some 'fursonas' might not have a tongue to lick with, but we will just pretend, do not worry.