You've been captured by The Villain and now they're forcing you to make a choice between two awful things or else The Villain Wins! After choosing you play The Villain to the next Hapless Hero! (Evil laughing optional)
Ex.
Poster 1: Eat a 1000 bugs or eat your favorite animal!
Poster 2: Bletch! My favorite animal I guess D:
Nuke Paris or Nuke Rome!
And so forth. Let's begin!
Shoot a dog or shoot yourself in both legs! MWAHAHA!