[Listen to me exhaustedly ramble a short intro.] Read whatever you want. Talk about whatever you want. Link to an audio recording if you want to play with Morphvox or something. Have fun. For those of you who don't know about Vocaroo, go [here], and hit record. Hit "save" when you're satisfied with your result, and copy the link that it generates. (The one under "sharing options." The browser page will just go back to the main vocaroo page.)