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How Do You Fuck a Rat?


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My homie Ayattar (rip) asked me this and it got me thinking since it's a pretty good question. I was gonna google it but I don't wanna end up on some list, and I figured I'd ask some of the top experts on animal fornication first.

Like is it just the tip? Do you go all Vlad the Impaler on it? This shit is important.

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You just need a micropenis.

This reminds me of a good Cerebus quote: "Is it true that you derive sexual satisfaction from small woodland animals? I've heard that you're built so small that anything larger than a titmouse is quite beyond your... uh... ability?"

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You just need a micropenis.

This reminds me of a good Cerebus quote: "Is it true that you derive sexual satisfaction from small woodland animals? I've heard that you're built so small that anything larger than a titmouse is quite beyond your... uh... ability?"

Titmice are like false advertising incarnate as an animal.

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This reminds me of a good Cerebus quote: "Is it true that you derive sexual satisfaction from small woodland animals? I've heard that you're built so small that anything larger than a titmouse is quite beyond your... uh... ability?"

So much beautiful wisdom, lost. But it lives on in our memories!

I'm pretty sure the answer to this riddle is, "With a rat's dick."

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Rats do not have sex

I owned  three as pets and they were all sweetie angels

Mine were hellspawn. All related but would constantly fight even when given enough room, etc. One of them chewed the other's tail off so I ended up breaking up the group and giving them away to other rat keepers.

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Mine were hellspawn. All related but would constantly fight even when given enough room, etc. One of them chewed the other's tail off so I ended up breaking up the group and giving them away to other rat keepers.

some of them are rough but mine all liked each other thankfully

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It's even funnier when you realize it was I think his daughter who discovered it when they were going to put one of his desks in a museum or something.

That's exactly what happened. His daughter seemed cool with it, but that must've been hella weird. He kept all those drawings locked in a desk.

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That's exactly what happened. His daughter seemed cool with it, but that must've been hella weird. He kept all those drawings locked in a desk.

Could be worse. You could realize your dad was one of those people who keep truckloads of kiddie porn in a locked car they leave at an airport parking lot.

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