PastryOfApathy Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) My homie Ayattar (rip) asked me this and it got me thinking since it's a pretty good question. I was gonna google it but I don't wanna end up on some list, and I figured I'd ask some of the top experts on animal fornication first.Like is it just the tip? Do you go all Vlad the Impaler on it? This shit is important. Edited October 30, 2015 by PastryOfApathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 rats and snakes are nature's fleshlights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Will answering fuel your boner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You're on my list now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Will answering fuel your boner?Um sure, we'll go with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Very carefully? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 How 'bout you and me go to my place and find out :3c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) rats and snakes are nature's fleshlightsAnd frogs apparently. Edited October 30, 2015 by Vaer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You just need a micropenis.This reminds me of a good Cerebus quote: "Is it true that you derive sexual satisfaction from small woodland animals? I've heard that you're built so small that anything larger than a titmouse is quite beyond your... uh... ability?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 OK guys..let's be realistic. you can't fit in a rat's hole... you have to stretch it's hole wide. seen those penile enlarger where it pulls your dick? same thing. you stretch it's hole slowly wide.. might take years.. rats tissues can only expand so much... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 With a knife, anything is possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 With a knife, anything is possibleDon't forget duct tape 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 nope, just nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Don't forget duct tapeAnd WD-40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 With a knife, anything is possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 You just need a micropenis.This reminds me of a good Cerebus quote: "Is it true that you derive sexual satisfaction from small woodland animals? I've heard that you're built so small that anything larger than a titmouse is quite beyond your... uh... ability?"Titmice are like false advertising incarnate as an animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 With lots of persistence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 By disguising your dick as cheese duh :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 wd 40... ~$5duck tape... ~$3knife... ~$9fancy jumbo rat... ~$9 Eh for about $27 you can commit a crime against nature. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Very precisely, I imagine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 wd 40... ~$5duck tape... ~$3knife... ~$9fancy jumbo rat... ~$9 Eh for about $27 you can commit a crime against nature. Amazing. Your post + avatar Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I question thread content a lot. This is no exception.What the fuck is this? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I question thread content a lot. This is no exception.What the fuck is this?how do fuck rat how is rat baby form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 how do fuck rat how is rat baby formGross, what is this a furry forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Gross, what is this a furry forum?BIG TIT YIFF DICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 I question thread content a lot. This is no exception.What the fuck is this?An important question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) just cut it open and fuck ityou know you want toi meanyoure already fucking a ratwhat have you got to lose by becoming a murdering necrophiliac in the process of beastiality? Edited October 31, 2015 by Azure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Y'all need Jesus. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 just cut it open and fuck ityou know you want toi meanyoure already fucking a ratwhat have you got to lose by becoming a murdering necrophiliac in the process of beastiality?As long as it's still warm. :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) As long as it's still warm. :3Just heat it in the microwave. Edited October 31, 2015 by Phausk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I feel oppressed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I question thread content a lot. This is no exception.What the fuck is this?Y'all need Jesus. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 This reminds me of a good Cerebus quote: "Is it true that you derive sexual satisfaction from small woodland animals? I've heard that you're built so small that anything larger than a titmouse is quite beyond your... uh... ability?"So much beautiful wisdom, lost. But it lives on in our memories!I'm pretty sure the answer to this riddle is, "With a rat's dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Â 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Rats do not have sexI owned  three as pets and they were all sweetie angels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 One of my female rats humped my arm once haha I've had 9 of them and they really are amazing pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Rats do not have sexI owned  three as pets and they were all sweetie angelsMine were hellspawn. All related but would constantly fight even when given enough room, etc. One of them chewed the other's tail off so I ended up breaking up the group and giving them away to other rat keepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Mine were hellspawn. All related but would constantly fight even when given enough room, etc. One of them chewed the other's tail off so I ended up breaking up the group and giving them away to other rat keepers.some of them are rough but mine all liked each other thankfully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 Rats do not have sexI owned  three as pets and they were all sweetie angelsThat's just because you don't know how to woo them. Step your game man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Rats are for cute, not for lewd. DO NOT LEWD THE RAT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Rats are for cute, not for lewd. DO NOT LEWD THE RAT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015  Oh shitI just remembered that the man who revolutionized the anime industry, Tezuka, did this 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Oh shitI just remembered that the man who revolutionized the anime industry, Tezuka, did this I didn't know about that, those are pretty. And that TF in the background. <3A lot of Tezuka's works get pretty furry at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 Oh shitI just remembered that the man who revolutionized the anime industry, Tezuka, did this It's even funnier when you realize it was I think his daughter who discovered it when they were going to put one of his desks in a museum or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 It's even funnier when you realize it was I think his daughter who discovered it when they were going to put one of his desks in a museum or something.That's exactly what happened. His daughter seemed cool with it, but that must've been hella weird. He kept all those drawings locked in a desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 That's exactly what happened. His daughter seemed cool with it, but that must've been hella weird. He kept all those drawings locked in a desk.Could be worse. You could realize your dad was one of those people who keep truckloads of kiddie porn in a locked car they leave at an airport parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Oh shitI just remembered that the man who revolutionized the anime industry, Tezuka, did this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Ideally you do it before it hits level 10. That's when it learns Bite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Ideally you do it before it hits level 10. That's when it learns Bite.Kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 This thread made remember this video. (NSFW) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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