Vallium Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 ...you find animal people porn more attractive to fap to than people people porn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 (edited) ...you spend thousands of dollars/hours on art or costumes of your own cartoon characters. Edited November 6, 2015 by DrGravitas inclusivity alterations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 you get a boner when your teacher talks about the military and says to keep their luggage safe they had to tie some big knots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you buy those brainwave sensing furry ears and wear them to help convey your emotions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you vehemently deny it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you know more information about the shady practices of FA than actually important shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 You are in a state of perpetual poverty but your foremost priority is cohabitating with your "mate" of 2 months that lives half-way across the country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you have to explain to your landlord that you can't pay rent this month, but dude check out this commission I got from [popular artist] just ignore all the dicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 (edited) When your friends try to gross you out with weird porn, and you have an automatic compulsion to go "Haha, that's cute."But you're also scared to show them what weird porn actually is. Edited November 6, 2015 by Vae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you're this lady from an article I read: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 ... you pop a boner during The Lion King or other innocent Disney animal films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestlessDreamer Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you see an anthro character and your immediate question is whether or not there is rule 34 art of it (for science). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When most of the time spent in the design phase of a new character is what their dick looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 ... you know more about animal genitalia and mating habits than most zoologists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 ... you know more about animal genitalia and mating habits than most zoologists.When you see people say things like this, but think nothing of it.Ew tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 ...you're able to post in a "You know you're a furry when" thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 When you see an anthro character and your immediate question is whether or not there is rule 34 art of it (for science)....when you cant find yiff of SebastianSt. Clair because he's a minor character (...ahem, for science!).OT: When if has essentially taken over and ruined your life and at one point you told yourself "Im not that much of a furry" and ending up being totally wrong and in denial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) ... When yiff starts to bore you.(Yes, I am experiencing this. Don't judge.)Â Edited November 9, 2015 by LazerMaster5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 ...when you drag your partner and kids around shops all weekend to find materials for making a fursuit (yes, yes shameful I know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 When race has no issue but Species does, Foxes are Sluts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 When race has no issue but Species does, Foxes are Sluts!*snort* love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 ...when you drag your partner and kids around shops all weekend to find materials for making a fursuit (yes, yes shameful I know)Just tell them you're making next year's Halloween costume waaaaay ahead of time! :V(I like dragging my friends into costume-supply shopping too, although it's mostly for cosplay stuff at this point.)OT: You know you're a furry when you argue with others whether non-mammal female anthros should have breasts or not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 ... When everyone knows about your obsession with anthros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 ... When yiff starts to bore you.(Yes, I am experiencing this. Don't judge.)Â This is not the true furry way, good sir, we're going to have to revoke your furry card, by law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 ... you had a crush on a cgi werewolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 ... you had a crush on a cgi werewolf.The one that dances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 The one that dances?WaitShow me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 WaitShow meIDK I don't wanna give you an awkward boner, man. I know you get those a lot.A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 IDK I don't wanna give you an awkward boner, man. I know you get those a lot.A lot.:[I'm the only one awake at this hour. I can afford an awkward boner right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 :[I'm the only one awake at this hour. I can afford an awkward boner right now.We're always the only ones awake at this hour, everywhere. Southern Hemisphere blues... But at least we got privacy, bby ~I also can't be bothered finding this dancing wolf for you. Tell your dong that I said sorry, and give him a hug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 We're always the only ones awake at this hour, everywhere. Southern Hemisphere blues... But at least we got privacy, bby ~I also can't be bothered finding this dancing wolf for you. Tell your dong that I said sorry, and give him a hug!>:[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 when your're constantly paranoid about people looking over your shoulder and seeing what's on your computer screen in public. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 when your're constantly paranoid about people looking over your shoulder and seeing what's on your computer screen in public.Or when you're recruiting/converting non-furries... by showing them your most loved fetish art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 This is not the true furry way, good sir, we're going to have to revoke your furry card, by law.You'll never take me alive, coppers! *pulls out purple dildo bat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) You make remarks like, "He's a raccoon," or "Some of my best friends are rats," like it's no big thing.(I did the latter this morning with a client, in fact. She just thought I was being irreverent and witty.) Edited November 9, 2015 by Troj 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) ... you had a crush on a cgi werewolf....when you have a crush on an animatronic wolf :V Edited November 9, 2015 by Sidewalk Surfboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 When you find yourself looking at people and imagining what their sona would be like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 When your class is reading a play in school, and when the time comes to cast the dragon character, everyone looks at you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 You make remarks like, "He's a raccoon," or "Some of my best friends are rats," like it's no big thing.(I did the latter this morning with a client, in fact. She just thought I was being irreverent and witty.)Hahaha! Oh yeah I totally forgot it's supposed to be a weird thing that people dub themselves as animals in some metaphorical way. I won't really say "My friend is this species" in a conversation, but if someone brings up furry stuff I will end up talking about how I know this friend who is a leopard or that friend who is a husky xD. Cant say I've ever been met with the unfortunate fate of doing so in a 'normal' setting, oh my. At least it only sounded funny and not weird, hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Hahaha! Oh yeah I totally forgot it's supposed to be a weird thing that people dub themselves as animals in some metaphorical way. I won't really say "My friend is this species" in a conversation, but if someone brings up furry stuff I will end up talking about how I know this friend who is a leopard or that friend who is a husky xD. Cant say I've ever been met with the unfortunate fate of doing so in a 'normal' setting, oh my. At least it only sounded funny and not weird, hehe.Yep, definitely do this.Interestingly, lots of non-furries have latent, untapped furriness, so when I've asked some people what animal they are, I've been surprised by the ones who've given me an answer without any hesitation at all. Some of these people seem to enjoy making a game of identifying what animals other people are, which is great fun for both of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 When you can no longer watch Disney's Robin Hood in polite company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 This seemed like the right thread for this link. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Yep, definitely do this.Interestingly, lots of non-furries have latent, untapped furriness, so when I've asked some people what animal they are, I've been surprised by the ones who've given me an answer without any hesitation at all. Some of these people seem to enjoy making a game of identifying what animals other people are, which is great fun for both of us. There's also when non-furries have "if you had to have sex with any animal:" discussions with all the enthusiasm and humour of any other discussion like this.My flatmates know I'm a furry but they don't know what that really is, so I didn't even bother feigning a "what the fuck, guys" face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 ...when you have a crush on an animatronic wolf :VRemove that ":v"I know that you're dead serious about it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 ... you reimagine every fictional character you come across as anthropomorphic versions of themselves. And then make porn of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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