Conker Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Yar. It doesn't bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 i am the ultimate abomination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I am a pristine flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Sex is dumb and gross I just want ice cream and tricycle riding fun times 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I wouldn't recommend this (unless you're curious). Even then, you might not like it. Just don't beat yourself up over it if you don't.oh nononono i'd never actually do this. twas a sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 On 20/11/2015 at 9:20 PM, evan said: oh nononono i'd never actually do this. twas a sarcasm. I gathered, but it does happen. So none of you other little shits cave in to peer pressure and desperation, wait til you find someone you trust and have a positive experience. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Bitter, sexually frustrated virgin reporting in :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I gathered, but it does happen. 17yo me was a delightfully sad mixture of bi-curious and very desperate to not be a virgin anymore, ended up with some very forward guy who was 10 years older who fed me alcohol and took me back to his place. A very regrettable experience. Messed my head up something fierce for a long time!So none of you other little shits cave in to peer pressure and desperation, wait til you find someone you trust and have a positive experience.:C Das weerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 So none of you other little shits cave in to peer pressure and desperation, wait til you find someone you trust and have a positive experience.Yeah, and remember that you're not 28 yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 (edited) :C Das weerd.Yeah, I suppose. Live and learn.@Phausk, what happens at 28? Oh God, not second puberty. Please no. Edited November 20, 2015 by Sourdough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 @Phausk, what happens at 28? Oh God, not second puberty. Please no.Haha, I mean be thankful you're not a 28 year old virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Haha, I mean be thankful you're not a 28 year old virgin I wish I was :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Well i would if i was attracted to them, but alas i wouldnt want to fuck a guy, or fat chicks... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Bitter, sexually frustrated virgin reporting in :VYou need to get laid already. :VBut really, it's not all that great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrogio Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 But really, it's not all that great.the fuck you talkin about 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 the fuck you talkin aboutI dunno, I just think there are many things in this world better than sex. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I dunno, I just think there are many things in this world better than sex.Well there's love... which leads to sex. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrogio Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Well there's love... which leads to sex. In the end most things lead to sex 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 In the end most things lead to sexHmm. My things seem to have a very long and twisty path to sex, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 You need to get laid already. :V Trust me, I know :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrogio Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Hmm. My things seem to have a very long and twisty path to sex, then.You'll get there eventually. To speed up the process perhaps take up the hobby of not being a furry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Trust me, I know :cYou don't, innocent little slutfox. Hush now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Being gay and a virgin makes literally zero sense lolUnless it's not the actual virginity you're angsting about and actually the soul-crushing realization that you are probably an undesirable long-term romantic partner and that's only going to get worse as the experience gap widens with your peers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Being gay and a virgin makes literally zero sense lolUnless it's not the actual virginity you're angsting about and actually the soul-crushing realization that you are probably an undesirable long-term romantic partner and that's only going to get worse as the experience gap widens with your peers.Can it be both? :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Can it be both? :cIt can, but getting laid with the homogay is trivially easy so it pales in comparison to being an invalid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Being gay and a virgin makes literally zero sense lolUnless it's not the actual virginity you're angsting about and actually the soul-crushing realization that you are probably an undesirable long-term romantic partner and that's only going to get worse as the experience gap widens with your peers.The second part hits home yes. There are so many stupid and immature mistakes I will make in the future that should have been done at 16. Fuck, Zara, I'll never catch up. YOU MADE ME SAD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 It can, but getting laid with the homogay is trivially easy so it pales in comparison to being an invalid.I've actually noticed that guys seem to be way more interested in me than girls, but every time I go to sleep with a dude something gets in the way >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Poor little slutfox, you better use that thing before it shrivels up. There is always creepy grandma fox. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 ...and very desperate to not be a virgin anymorenever understood this mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Poor little slutfox, you better use that thing before it shrivels up. There is always creepy grandma fox. :vok let her know that i will have sex with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I think it's more an instinct than mentality. Once I lost my virginity, I calmed right the fuck down.meh, I've always been calm and laid back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 ok let her know that i will have sex with herDon't be joking now, she might hunt you down at a con near you. Hey just think, she might be the ultimate at giving bjs. All she has to do is take out her teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I think it's more an instinct than mentality. Once I lost my virginity, I calmed right the fuck down.As pathetic as it sounds, I feel like getting laid will probably fix a lot of my self image and frustration problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 It's almost like the only purpose of life is to shoot DNA at each other and as a male your entire genetic legacy was forged by a desire to mate that impelled your ancestors to turn the entire Earth into a habitat for humans in order to win out against countless competitors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Don't be joking now, she might hunt you down at a con near you. Hey just think, she might be the ultimate at giving bjs. All she has to do is take out her teeth!nah bro i'd totally knock the dust off that pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 never understood this mentality.When you've been ingrained with the idea your worth as a man is determined by how much sex you're having, you'll understand this mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 nah bro i'd totally knock the dust off that pussywell if all else fails you can always go back to your current girlfriends, "lefty" and "righty". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I've actually noticed that guys seem to be way more interested in me than girls, but every time I go to sleep with a dude something gets in the way >_>I have the opposite "problem" but this is mostly because I have high-tech gaydar stealth and most of the people I'm forced to associate with are women. As pathetic as it sounds, I feel like getting laid will probably fix a lot of my self image and frustration problems. More like it's going to create a lot more because those things are symptoms of a greater problem which is that you are self-loathing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I have the opposite "problem" but this is mostly because I have high-tech gaydar stealth and most of the people I'm forced to associate with are women. More like it's going to create a lot more because those things are symptoms of a greater problem which is that you are self-loathing.yeah but at least alcohol fixes that problemwell if all else fails you can always go back to your current girlfriends, "lefty" and "righty". fuck that, bad dragons brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 When you've been ingrained with the idea your worth as a man is determined by how much sex you're having, you'll understand this mentality.The way you word this makes it sound like another "cultural critique" as if the aspects of our culture that pressure men into sex aren't informed by biological processes at the core of the limbic system.I hope I am misunderstanding and you aren't an acolyte of tumblr truths, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 The way you word this makes it sound like another "cultural critique" as if the aspects of our culture that pressure men into sex aren't informed by biological processes at the core of the limbic system.I hope I am misunderstanding and you aren't an acolyte of tumblr truths,I mean he does have a point that there is some cultural pressure for guys to be total manwhores but at the same time there is also the whole biological YOU MUST FUCK EVERYTHING WITH A PULSE process too, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 When you've been ingrained with the idea your worth as a man is determined by how much sex you're having, you'll understand this mentality.I haven't been ingrained with that idea, cause I think for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I mean he does have a point that there is some cultural pressure for guys to be total manwhores but at the same time there is also the whole biological YOU MUST FUCK EVERYTHING WITH A PULSE process too, lol.The only thing that could be interpreted as "cultural pressure" is the projection of men with a higher libido onto the ones with comparatively low one in terms of how high sex is prioritized, and it's not really even sex most of the time so much as a pressure to settle down, at least that's how I feel in my mid-20's. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 The way you word this makes it sound like another "cultural critique" as if the aspects of our culture that pressure men into sex aren't informed by biological processes at the core of the limbic system.I hope I am misunderstanding and you aren't an acolyte of tumblr truths,That wasn't my intent. I am a man and I very much want to have sex, that desire is a part of who and what I am. I just want it to be on my terms without being judged for waiting. It's not unreasonable, even on a purely instinctual level, that I'd rather have sex with a woman I want to be in a relationship with than the first willing stranger to come along.And I do not tumblr. According to tumblr I am the worst type of human. I haven't been ingrained with that idea, cause I think for myself.Good for you, go change the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Ya'll make me feel dirty. :v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derin Darkpaw Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Haha, I mean be thankful you're not a 28 year old virgin Damn it I am 28 years old and virgin you caught me.Honestly though going out and trying to find a partner to have sex with always just seemed like too much work to bother. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) I'd say that the longer you go on without it the more you overestimate it, and the sillier you'll feel about your obsession with losing your virginity when it finally happens.Unless you're just not interested, or something.I wish I was still pure :v Edited November 21, 2015 by Luka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I wonder how many people are lying. << Seems really strange that the votes would be so close, especially considering the company... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Is there a point to lying in an anonymous poll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) It's almost like the only purpose of life is to shoot DNA at each other and as a male your entire genetic legacy was forged by a desire to mate that impelled your ancestors to turn the entire Earth into a habitat for humans in order to win out against countless competitors.Don't confuse the point of life with what is merely the dominant mode of life. There are immortal organisms in this world. Reproduction, progenitor of sex, began as a way for an organism to shift damage and rejuvenate itself. Even the most ancient bacterial cells divide in such a way that damaged components are distributed unevenly: one 'daughter' cell will inherit most of the damage. Sex itself is merely a mechanism to enhance the chances of being better fit to ones environment at a greater rate than clonal reproduction. These are strategies are more widespread because they exhibit greater responsiveness and flexibility. Offspring represent a renewed chance at success for a contiguous entity: one's lineage. This entity shifts through time, morphing from regeneration to regeneration, birth to birth, spreading out paths in 4 dimensions. TL;DR: Sex is just an organism's way of putting more quarters in the arcade machine. The point of life is what you make it. Edited November 21, 2015 by DrGravitas Word choice; expanding 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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