#00Buck Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 So how many of you are going to line up for hours in front of a store and then trample people to death and maybe stomp on a baby's head and crush its skull so you can save $2 on a waffle iron?I understand this violent human sacrifice is a tradition of you people.By "you people" I mean americans not gays. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 not mei have to work and pretend i'm happy to help those fucking degenerates 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Safer to shop online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I just go because it's entertaining. There's nothing funnier than watching fat old rednecks beat each other up over a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I'm going to be at work trying not to die. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I feel bad for anyone in retail who has to work on Black Friday. Luckily I do not and I will be at home avoiding the idiots. The deals aren't even that good, I don't understand why people get so nuts. My brother and dad went once, dragged my mom along with them, but she stayed in the car... Smart lady. All they wanted was one thing and they said it wasn't worth the chaos to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 I'm going to be at work trying not to die.Across state lines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I could give two shits about a black Friday sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 And I couldn't give two shits about a Black Friday sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 that stupid shit doesn't happen north of the border. i might catch some horror stories on the cbc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I have family members who enjoy going. I cannot fathom why.I won't be participating. I get better deals online, anyways. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Across state lines! Luckily for me, I'll back home in time for the fun!help me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I'll be working nice and in the middle of the goddamn night because we need a Manager at all times.So I guess we'll all be standing around making fun of the teeming mass since nobody really goes to buy piercings during this shit. I remember a couple years ago I let a co-worker sleep sitting up for half an hour since he miraculously wasn't falling over and no one came in for 4 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 My tradition for Black Friday is to hunker down and refuse to leave the house. Last time I had to go out that day to get toilet paper was mayhem, so I make sure to stock up on essentials beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I'll be doing what I do every Black Friday, looking at YouTube footage and laughing my ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I'm looking to go. I'm not scheduled to work (WHOOT!) so might as well sale hunt. My area is very tame though so nothing bad happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Christ I remember working at Ross Dress For Less during Black Friday. They required almost all employees to work that day, and we were open stupidly fucking early and stupidly fucking late (I think like 5am-2am or some shit). Luckily we didn't have actual "sales", which made being open that early/late even more fucking stupid, but we still had a higher volume of people flooding in there. Oh and because we didn't have sales, I had to hear customers asking me for hours "oh do you guys have sales??" or "wait so you guys don't have sales??".I am so glad to be a full-time student again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 that stupid shit doesn't happen north of the border. i might catch some horror stories on the cbcThere's still some Black Friday deals here, but I've only ever seen them online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I am thinking about getting a new phone idkotherwise probably just see if I can get stuff I was already planning to buy for a little cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 im gonna brave the horde thus year for a 60 dollar gift card and about 200 dollars of savings. that and im just super down for some crazy shit. need to let some aggression out and thats what american shopping traditions are forthey aint ready for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 im gonna brave the horde thus year for a 60 dollar gift card and about 200 dollars of savings. that and im just super down for some crazy shit. need to let some aggression out and thats what american shopping traditions are forthey aint ready for meFool! You are not prepared!I'm going to be at work trying not to die.Remember:Best of luck and stay safe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lever Puller Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 lmao I mentioned going out for Black Friday to see if there were any deals I wanted (because a sale's a sale and if I go at like 1AM instead of midnight the crowd is less blood-thirsty) and someone at work got all up in my ass about YOU SHOULD STAY HOOOOME FOR BLACK FRIDAY and maybe something about family and I just don't understand if she got Thanksgiving and Black Friday confused or if she's stupid or if she doesn't realize I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING FAMILY OUT HERE LOL BUT THANKS FOR YOUR INPUT you twat. Did I ask for your damn opinions on my life choices gtfo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 lmao I mentioned going out for Black Friday to see if there were any deals I wanted (because a sale's a sale and if I go at like 1AM instead of midnight the crowd is less blood-thirsty) and someone at work got all up in my ass about YOU SHOULD STAY HOOOOME FOR BLACK FRIDAY and maybe something about family and I just don't understand if she got Thanksgiving and Black Friday confused or if she's stupid or if she doesn't realize I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING FAMILY OUT HERE LOL BUT THANKS FOR YOUR INPUT you twat. Did I ask for your damn opinions on my life choices gtfoNo it's just that many of us retail employees hate everyone that contributes for about a day or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Mandatory Black Friday post: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I've never understood the practice of lining up at the asscrack of stupid in the morning, just to try and pray and hope you're going to snag a deal that you're probably not gonna get there in time to actually acquire, anyway.Plus, shit goes on sale other times, as well. Ever hear of post-Christmas sales? Fun shit."But it's not in time for Chriiiiistmas."Who fucking cares.I'll be in bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 My tradition for Black Friday is to hunker down and refuse to leave the house. Last time I had to go out that day to get toilet paper was mayhem, so I make sure to stock up on essentials beforehand.Essentially, Black Friday has become The Purge for you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Black Friday? I prefer Black Monday: ...also, I might look for some digital sales online. But I won't be in any trouble because Black Friday isn't really a thing in Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lever Puller Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 No it's just that many of us retail employees hate everyone that contributes for about a day or so.I didn't tell the stores to be open and I wait for most of the chaos to end before I go. That's about all I can do lmfaoPlus working as a server, I don't blame the customers for my asshole manager staying open late New Years Eve, causing me to miss literally anything worthwhile. Or mother's day where I had to take a party of 30 by myself because LOL IDK JUST DO IT.At least I get tips though lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 At least I get tips though lolJust the tip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Let us know the death toll at your local mall. I mean hot deals right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lever Puller Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Just the tip?Unfortunately for me, yes.I'd rather take it aaaall, baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Unfortunately for me, yes.I'd rather take it aaaall, baby.;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Black Friday? DON'T YOU MEAN THIRSTY THURSDAY! Fuckin' a mate, black friday is on thanksgiving now. GIT YER SHIT STRAIGHT. EVERYONE COMES INTO YOUR HOUSE, EATS YOUR FOOD, AND THEN LEAVES TO BUY SHIT THEY DON'T NEED AT PRICES THAT WERE SEEN 6 MONTHS EARLIER IN THE YEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) America? Fuk... Yeah? Edited November 24, 2015 by #00Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) I might do some online shopping, but I hope to be out of town as soon as I am off work from the night before.Edit: sorry for the double post. Edited November 24, 2015 by Catilda Lily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Mandatory Black Friday post:Needed more ponies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Essentially, Black Friday has become The Purge for you?Now, if that isn't the perfect analogy. I should get a Black Friday panic room. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 Now, if that isn't the perfect analogy. I should get a Black Friday panic room.It's time to PURGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Black Friday is getting earlier and earlier every year.So early that it's midnight and my mom's already cooking the turkey. That's right, it pushed back Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 What makes this Friday so black ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 What makes this Friday so black ? ?Going to serious answer in case you actually mean that and aren't just making a poor joke.It's called this in reference to a business being "in the black", which references profits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Ahhhhh America, where we're thankful for the things we have and then subsequently proceed to trample each other for want of more stuff.Living the dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 27, 2015 Author Share Posted November 27, 2015 Make sure to post up your kills... I mean purchases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I drove 8 hours north into Canadia to avoid the turkey massacre and Black Friday rush. My Thanksgiving dinner came from Timmy Hoe's. So I'm most definitely not participating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I drove 8 hours north into Canadia to avoid the turkey massacre and Black Friday rush. My Thanksgiving dinner came from Timmy Hoe's. So I'm most definitely not participating.Better have got some Timbits eh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 WHAT? CRAZY REDD IS HAVING A SALE?Sure hope I don't reset by accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 27, 2015 Author Share Posted November 27, 2015 I drove 8 hours north into Canadia to avoid the turkey massacre and Black Friday rush. My Thanksgiving dinner came from Timmy Hoe's. So I'm most definitely not participating.By eating that garbage you have proven you're broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 By eating that garbage you have proven you're broke. It's either that or Starbucks, and Starbucks sucks. Plus I wanted to try some exotic foreign food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I hear some stores opened early this time to try and make it not so bad.I've been doing most of my shopping online, but I plan on going out with my family later today to thrift stores and such for fun. Might go to Gamestop briefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 By eating that garbage you have proven you're broke. Remember the golden rule to saving money: think like a jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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