Vallium Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I like the sound of the names Maxwell and Ridgewood, but Id really think those names would be better for characters, I imagine it would suck for a kid of this generation to be named thatI can imagine a lot of names would be weird on a human. Like naming your kid that sounds like a dog name: Sparky, Zeus, Boomer. Or something like Naruto or Hatsune, or Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way (what did her parents predict she'd grow up goth?), or naming a kid Name.I knew a kid named Ace and another named Angel and they actually owned those names pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I would totally name a kid Zeus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 My parents were seriously going to call me Porsche at one point and I'm so fucking mad at them for not. They were gonna call my brother Enzo as well.I was gonna be called Charlotte eventually (which I really like as a name) but my aunt apparently had a chicken called Charlotte so they didn't want to name me after a chicken.I feel like I'm gonna be the worst parent for naming my kids when I have them. If I had twin boys they'd be Remus and Raef, I also love Sebastian as a name, and Riley. For a girl, I'd go with Medley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 (edited) I wouldn't want my kid to have a generic name. So boring.I kind of liked having a different name when I was younger. Not being the 16th Mary or 12th Isabella in the classroom was nice. Edited November 28, 2015 by Luka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 My dad wanted to call me Conan when I was born. I wish he did.I might call my future son that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I'll name my kid: Asgore Dreemurr 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I had a boy (Cody) and a girl (Zoe) name picked out for me. I was born Cody (which means descendant of Cuidightheach, an old Irish byname meaning "helpful"), but I want to be Zoe; In Greek the meaning of the name Zoe is: Life; alive.So, it's like a story of a helper/servant type learning how to live and be alive or something. My Grandma wanted to call me Rudolf (famous wolf) because I was born so close to Christmas; I could've been a real player in the furry world. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 I had a boy (Cody) and a girl (Zoe) name picked out for me. I was born Cody (which means descendant of Cuidightheach, an old Irish byname meaning "helpful"), but I want to be Zoe; In Greek the meaning of the name Zoe is: Life; alive.So, it's like a story of a helper/servant type learning how to live and be alive or something. My Grandma wanted to call me Rudolf (famous wolf) because I was born so close to Christmas; I could've been a real player in the furry world. :V...but Rudolf is a deer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 ...but Rudolf is a deer!Rudolph or Rudolf (French: Rodolphe, Italian, Portuguese and Spanish: Rodolfo) or Rodolphe is a male first name, and, less commonly, a surname. It is a Germanic name deriving from two stems. One being "Rod" or "Hrōð", meaning "fame", and "olf" meaning "wolf" And let's not forget, Rudolf was famous as fuck, and kind of a lone wolf. :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 And let's not forget, Rudolf was famous as fuck, and kind of a lone wolf. :V those are such odd deviations of the same/similar word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Maxwell would just be 'Max' most of the time anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 those are such odd deviations of the same/similar wordWords are weird man; it's like translating thoughts, concepts, and ideas into code via our alphabetical and grammatical ciphers. And this is how we talk to each other. In code man... :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 my dad wanted to call me Eder (it means handsome in basque), but not only does it sounds super harsh when pronounced, and that no one would have ever poronounced it correctly, it was also the name of one of grandmother's dogs that reeked like a hundred dead rats...If was to name a kid with a very shit name... Alphonse-Hubert maybe? or Phuc-Mi ... maybe Désiré... there are so many bad names ^^or maybe I should choose a vowel-less name like Kzclrk or Hqwx or Tcrtzkz ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chrysocyon Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 My mother seriously considered calling me 'Malachy'. Now that would be terrible.Can I call you that from now on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 Words are weird man; it's like translating thoughts, concepts, and ideas into code via our alphabetical and grammatical ciphers. And this is how we talk to each other. In code man... :VHehe, well I recentl gave a cat a name that has a double meaning depending on spelling. First impression of her was she liked to climb, so as a nickname I dubbed her "monkey" but as a name I didnt like it so I named her after a type of monkey, but (depending on how its pronounced) it also thr chocolate and peanut butter candy and it describes her coat pattern which is tortoiseshell... I named her Rhesus/Reeses x3 or maybe I should choose a vowel-less name like Kzclrk or Hqwx or Tcrtzkz ^^Oh man those last ones are awful. Im pronouncing them as Kizclerk, Hickwix, and Ticurtzikiz. Is this how people come up with fantasy names? Just keysmash and add the vowels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 (edited) I'd name my child dovakin if I wanted to be a terrible parent because I'd get all games released by Bethesda for life.My kid won't need friends, he'll have the Fallout and Elder Scrolls franchise :VVEdit: everyone knows this is actually a thing right? Some people named their kid dovakin and they get Bethesda games for the rest of their life. Edited November 28, 2015 by CrazyTundraWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 If I had a girl and was deeply disappointed, I'd call her Unelma Sirpa-Leena (surname).All valid names, but combined it literally says Dream Shattered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunchy Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 My last name IRL is Hart, so I would name my son, Flint Fire Hart. I'm sure nothing but good things can come of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Adolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I hate my name and wish my parents picked a more normal name because I used to get teased a lot.If I had a girl I'd like to name her Aria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I'm not sure what I would name my kids. I dunno, Mitzi for a girl, and Leon for a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 If my last name was Mao, and I had a girl, it'd be AylaAyla Maosay it outloud :v 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 Are you comfortable sharing your so we get the gist of it? I hate mine, too. But its somewhat normal, but all my life I felt it was too girly, rare in a bad way, and off (It's Valerie, I go by Val now since my friends call me that and it sounds better and more neautral) My last name IRL is Hart, so I would name my son, Flint Fire Hart. I'm sure nothing but good things can come of it.sounds like a Gary Stu/Special Snowflake/Warrior cat I'm not sure what I would name my kids. I dunno, Mitzi for a girl, and Leon for a boy.ha! You thought no one would catch the subtle reference to your puppet people obsession yet again, I know who Mitzi is Dont tell the kid . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 If my last name was Mao, and I had a girl, it'd be AylaAyla Maosay it outloud :vAYYYYYYY LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Are you comfortable sharing your so we get the gist of it? I hate mine, too. But its somewhat normal, but all my life I felt it was too girly, rare in a bad way, and off (It's Valerie, I go by Val now since my friends call me that and it sounds better and more neautral)Sorry I'd share it but it's so uncommon that you'd easily be able to find me with it. I've never met anyone with my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 My last name IRL is Hart, so I would name my son, Flint Fire Hart. I'm sure nothing but good things can come of it.Dude why not Bret Hart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 Sorry I'd share it but it's so uncommon that you'd easily be able to find me with it. I've never met anyone with my name. Yeah, true that, I feel you. My last names not very common so I avoid that one for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I'll tell you what's weird. People names that are the same as location namesLike calling your kid London or BrooklynWhy would someone do that to their child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 As someone with a unique name myself, I like unique names--to a point.A good unique name is one which a person can grow into and take pride in.A bad unique name is one which screams, "My parents thought they were being clever" or "My parents want you to know that they're special snowflakes."I have a personal pet peeve for traditional names being spelled like someone just threw Scrabble tiles at the wall, because it reeks of indecision or waffling.I'm sensitive to the difference between obscure names ("Aurelius") and illiterate 16-year-old trailer trash moms just making shit up ("Abcd") and as an educated liberal, I'll cop to favoring the former, while generally being repulsed by the latter.Interesting:http://www.livescience.com/37196-politics-baby-names.htmlTrue:http://whitetrashbabynames.tumblr.com/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derin Darkpaw Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Oh man I have a friend who works tech support and before that he worked a call center so he has heard some crazy names. I will ask him some of the better ones later but right now the two the come to mind are Princess Moonbreaker and Penis Adams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Penis Adams.No way. I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face around that person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 AdolfAsshoal you beat me to it dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 If my last name was Mao, and I had a girl, it'd be AylaAyla Maosay it outloud :vI always pronounced it like elemayoIt's smooth enough, and the added syllables kinda makes it sound alien-y. Ayyy l-m-a-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I'd name them JohnAfter Papa JohnBetter names, better pizza.Either that or after my role model, Waluigi (it fits as a girl's name, too, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I would name my child xX_KushKilla420_Xx. The 'X' is silent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 What's nice is that if you search 'Leyda', you'll just come up mostly with an old director (Jay Leyda) and a winery in chile. But that's my name. Its got cousins (Lydia, Leyla) but its unique enough. Its pronounceable worth a shit in certain areas in the US, though. As for kids for myself? I hate common or 'ultra-white' names. John, carol, alex, maddie.. stuff like that. Laykynn. Ashleyeigh. You know what I mean. I like older stuff. Theodore. Benjamin. Tiberius. Atticus. Irving. Basil. Eli. Silas. Girls? I mean, I imagine myself having boys.. but my SO likes 'Emily'. It goes against my 'common' names wish, but I'm allowed to go with 'Emily Plum' if we go with emily. So, girls names?? Lottie/Charlotte. Scarlett, maybe? Clementine. Paprika/Pepper (bite me) Olive/Olivia. Joan. Stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Can I call you that from now on? Mum get off the internet >:cSee you at Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I'd name my son "Dad", and my daughter "Mom". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I would call my childs fish and chips and mayonaise.That would fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) I prefer names based from the earth such as rosemary, sage, etc.I need to look up what my chosen name means I suppose, out of curiosity.Edit: appearently I chose the name that traditionally means "god is gracious". That's funny. Edited November 29, 2015 by Johanna Waya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derin Darkpaw Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 No way. I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face around that person.OMG its even better because that is not the name the guy was born with he legally changed it to that. My friend kept trying to be real professional during the whole thing and kept calling him Mr. Adams until the guy literally says "Son I did not change my name to Penis so that I can be called Mr. Adams." Sure enough when my friend starts running this guys credit card and all his info every single thing checks out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 If you're gonna destroy your kids life, you should do it well: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 If you're gonna destroy your kids life, you should do it well: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 I'll share a story my mom shared with me.One of her clients (my mom is a cosmetologist) came to her from downstate MI. She said that she knew a woman down there who named her sons Orangejello (pronounced Oh-ron-jeh-lo) and Lemonjello (Leh-mon-jeh-lo). She said she named them that because she loves jello... THE FUCK ARE YOU INJECTING!?Fun fact: I just googled that shit and apparently it's a legit thing in more than one area of the USA...WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Either that or after my role model, Waluigi (it fits as a girl's name, too, right?)Please don't ever have kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Please don't ever have kidsWah not? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LazerMaster5 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Had my dad got his way, I would be William Robert Baxter. Billy Bob Baxter.Heck, I was almost named Silas. That became my middle name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Frisian girl: Fokje Modder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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