Astrium Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I figure it's about time we ressurrect an old FAF classic. You know it, you love it (unless you're Mentova, in which case, please don't ban me long), it's...THE CONFESSIONS THREAD!It should be fairly obvious what this thread is for, but just in case you have the intelligence of a potato, this is the thread where we confess things, either deep, serious secrets or just silly little things you never talk about. I'll go first.My main reason for hanging around the selfie thread (besides showing off my fabulous outfits) is to see how many people are more attractive than their 'sonas, and then sometimes flirt with them. That actually worked once.Okay, your turn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 It was only a matter of time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I'll have a good time sharing stories here. >=3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 So there's gonna be a repeat of us having to give someone a sex-ed class cause they were dangerously uneducated on sex? :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrium Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 So there's gonna be a repeat of us having to give someone a sex-ed class cause they were dangerously uneducated on sex? :VI vaguely remember that happening. Good times, good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 O-oh my...oh no...it's back.....Where do I start...Forgive me Furry-Father for I have sinned.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I confess that I like penises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 ur gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I withhold mean comments because I'm a wuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I ate the last slice of pizza. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Okay okay...I'll confess to something.I'm into anal vore. Every time I watch and "enjoy" it, I have a strong voretasm :V 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I've been sitting here trying to think of something to confess. I'm so bland. I suppose:I'm the one who stole all those large steel balls from my high school physics class (sorry Mr. I-forgot-your-name).I'm terrible at remembering names, I don't know the names of most of my co-workers even though I knew them for two years, but hide that well.I act out skits while driving home and no one has ever heard the silly voices I do.I hate pretty much every holiday, especially Christmas.I cut my toenails maybe twice a year, I just let them break off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I am getting tired of this bread schtick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I am getting tired of this bread schtick.that pan was just crumby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I am getting tired of this bread schtick.why dough'nt you at yeast try a new sona? Wheat wouldn't mind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I don't know the birthdays of any of my family members. I also don't know my parents' ages.I only remember two birthdays: mine and my best friend'sI'm so terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 that pan was just crumbywhy dough'nt you at yeast try a new sona? Wheat wouldn't mindwhy must you mock my suffering 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 why must you mock my sufferingsome of us were bread to make puns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 some of us were bread to make punsThat's it, I'm leavening this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Confessions? Oh boy!I legit have a crush on Rolfe DeWolfe and Beach Bear. I'm not just exaggerating for humor.I didn't know that a Sidewalk Surfboard was a real thing until I googled itI sometimes eat paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Okay okay...I'll confess to something.I'm into anal vore. Every time I watch and "enjoy" it, I have a strong voretasm :VCan i kinkshame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Glacier Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I think I made quite a few last time this was around.....uh.... Well, I confess I ate too much on Thanksgiving.I gained 14 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I'm gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I eat dog food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Can i kinkshame?You may not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I have no problem telling my friends that I am gay, but I clam up around family members. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I'm gayNow that someone has it out in the open. I too have the gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Sometimes cat food ...and once I tried Mexican food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Also I have accidentally shot myself in the face with a hose on multiple occassions k Edited December 5, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 inb4 pee in bottle confessions (I miss that thread...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I don't know the birthdays of any of my family members. I also don't know my parents' ages.I only remember two birthdays: mine and my best friend'sI'm so terrible It's the same way for me. And names of people I meet, too. There's rarely any reason for me to refer to someone by their name and keeping track of details that I make no use of feels like a waste of time: I know most people because of circumstance, not because I want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Also I have accidentally shot myself in the face with a hose on multiple occassions kOh yeah? Well I tried throwing a javelin and hit myself in the face with it.I'm the biggest loser here and you can't take that away from me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Oh yeah? Well I tried throwing a javelin and hit myself in the face with it.I'm the biggest loser here and you can't take that away from me!Well I walked into a pole full walking speed and I was looking straight ahead directly at said pole without realizing it was there Your move, loser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I have this deep fear that I'm going to die in a car accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Losers arguing over who the biggest loser is. The theme this forum seems to have taken to in more ways than one, lately ༼⌐■ل͟■༽ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Fine, I'll play your game. I admit that I am actually a really decent person in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I regularly chew on floss picks. Probably part of some weird oral fixation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I broke my braces 3 times by chewing on plastic bottlecaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I enjoy exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I enjoy exercise.You monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 You monster.I didn't come here to be judged! Ooooo, that makes me so mad, I could do jumping jacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 This confessions thread is lame. I finally remembered something, though. Here's one for you:I broke my back in some fashion performing autofellatio ten years ago and haven't even attempted it since. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I confess that I hate being sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas.eVRocket Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I fucked my dog. I dont see anything morally wrong with that. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I fucked my dog. I dont see anything morally wrong with that. Sorry.s-smelge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas.eVRocket Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 No, I am Mod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 No, I am Modoh okaycos smelge came here once pretending to be Chase for the lels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas.eVRocket Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 oh okaycos smelge came here once pretending to be Chase for the lelsAw shiet man, thats no fun, only I get to be Chase...man impersonators suck.Well I guess there's always 'Neer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Aw shiet man, thats no fun, only I get to be Chase...man impersonators suck.Well I guess there's always 'Neerare you cortoor someone elsefun stuff reveal yourselfactually now that I remember it, smelge only impersonated neer! it was a while ago. Time flies, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 (edited) I fucked my dog. I dont see anything morally wrong with that. Sorry.This has got to be Smelge, or even Deo. Wait, would Deo impersonate the community creepers? Edited December 6, 2015 by Mr. Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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