Confessions Thread 2: The Revengening

[Fossa]

I confess to thinking that most male furries aren't kinky enough for me. Or, in ways that I would like.

[DrGravitas]

I have issues with my pride.

[Socketosis]

I still find idubbb's "I'm gay" funny, even after hearing it a million times.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

I confess that I find this character way more attractive than I should.

It's not even because of his design, really. It's rather the facial expressions he's animated with. I have a very strange relationship with animated characters and facial expressions, mainly because they're more cartoonish and therefore I can read them easier than in real life. Also, I should probably change my April Fool's signature back to my normal one.

 

[Gator]

4 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

I confess that I find this character way more attractive than I should.

 

i confess i found this pic p cute until i read it was a boy, then lost all interest

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

37 minutes ago, Gator said:

i confess i found this pic p cute until i read it was a boy, then lost all interest

>not liking cute boys

[Vallium]

Sometimes I try my pet's food

 

I had a tiny roach and tiny beetle today...

...and milkbones dont taste all that bad

[Gator]

3 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Sometimes I try my pet's food

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I had a tiny roach and tiny beetle today...

...and milkbones dont taste all that bad

ok i was gonna say tasting pet food isn't that terrible or uncommon but when the pet food is a roach you can count me out, son

right the fuck out.

 

i tasted cat and dog food as a kid and found it to be very underwhelming.  all smell, no flavor.  animals are dumb.

[Mapa]

4 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Sometimes I try my pet's food

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I had a tiny roach and tiny beetle today...

...and milkbones dont taste all that bad

I've actually had dog treats before that looked and tasted like cheap knockoff Oreo wafers.

[Vallium]

2 hours ago, Gator said:

ok i was gonna say tasting pet food isn't that terrible or uncommon but when the pet food is a roach you can count me out, son

right the fuck out.

 

i tasted cat and dog food as a kid and found it to be very underwhelming.  all smell, no flavor.  animals are dumb.

Dogs dont have much in the way of tastebuds, so their food is pretty bland. It just tastes dry and leaves a lasting bland taste in your mouth, though milkbones are just crunchy tasteless cookies

(Also I was dared to ;w;, other cultures eat insects too, right? I wont make that a habit cuz I spit it out, couldnt handle it like a true petfood-eating-pica-addict)

2 hours ago, pothocket said:

I've actually had dog treats before that looked and tasted like cheap knockoff Oreo wafers.

Some of those fancy petfood making companies that like making gourmet pet food make them so it's fit for animal consumption and tasty to the human owner as well.

 

At least I can safely assume anything that I can consume is safe for my pet

[Gator]

20 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Dogs dont have much in the way of tastebuds, so their food is pretty bland. It just tastes dry and leaves a lasting bland taste in your mouth, though milkbones are just crunchy tasteless cookies

(Also I was dared to ;w;, other cultures eat insects too, right? I wont make that a habit cuz I spit it out, couldnt handle it like a true petfood-eating-pica-addict)

that's 'cause they're dumb.  bugs are great and all but roaches goddammit go sit in the corner

[Vallium]

42 minutes ago, Gator said:

that's 'cause they're dumb.  bugs are great and all but roaches goddammit go sit in the corner

[Jtrekkie]

1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Dogs dont have much in the way of tastebuds, so their food is pretty bland. It just tastes dry and leaves a lasting bland taste in your mouth, though milkbones are just crunchy tasteless cookies

 

Dogs are short on taste buds, but their olfactory organs are superb and the two senses really are the same anyway. Even for humans, most of what we call flavor is really smell. (If you burn your olfactory receptors or are careful when tasting, you won't be able to tell cherry from strawberry, for example.) And dog food was super salty for me. :V

 

But yay, you! +3 furry points.

[FenrirDarkWolf]

17 hours ago, Jtrekkie said:

 

Dogs are short on taste buds, but their olfactory organs are superb and the two senses really are the same anyway. Even for humans, most of what we call flavor is really smell. (If you burn your olfactory receptors or are careful when tasting, you won't be able to tell cherry from strawberry, for example.) And dog food was super salty for me. :V

 

But yay, you! +3 furry points.

I actually have a very shitty sense of smell, it only really reacts to extremely strong smelling things or things REALLY CLOSE TO ME.

And yet I still have a really good sense of taste. Of course they also make me picky :V

[Jtrekkie]

I'm secretly but not secretly annoyed by sloth, even though I'm one of the laziest people I know. 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I eat ice almost obsessively

[Feelwell]

13 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

I eat ice almost obsessively

Chill. Out.

 

I probably didn't make enough for dinner. Though I kinda knew it wasn't enough.

So now I'm gonna have to grab something to eat before bed.

Damn my obvious consequences!

[Vallium]

I have this urge pretend to be animals  and cuddle RP with furries again,

Just...dammit I need that mushy cutesy pretend garbage in my life in small quantities. Havent done it since a long while ago because I dont keep up with RP, especially if it's just casual nonsense

[Victor-933]

I can't understand the appeal of Rick and Morty. Most of the humor is too fucked up, violent, and dark for me. Same with later ATHF,  etc. and the "torture porn"/"gorn" movie genres (Saw, Hostel, Final Destination after the first).

 

Kinda funny that a guy obsessed with war and the military has a weak stomach when it comes to watching things (yes, even cartoons) suffer.

 

The R&M episode about breaking time (with the testicle headed fourth-dimensional thing) was funny though.

[Fossa]

I've had tons of fun RPing again, for the first time in a while: one is funny and casual, another that's more literary, and another that's more 'mad scientist' based, all of them with NSFW moments...reminds me that I like this better than playing video games, 'cause anything we can imagine can happen, and it's also a fun way to get to know people. I've used both my Skunk and Fossa fursonas, and it's odd, but with both of them, furs always want me to be the aggressive, ferocious one...which I'm getting pretty good at, even though it is ironic.

Plus, it's a great activity for when you're broke; one reason I've been more of a writer is that it's cheap.

[Chaosmasterdelta]

I took some free magazines from the school library even though I'll probably never look at them. I just like free stuff.

[[null]]

Well i try to make light of things but sometimes i really don't have it in me.

Confession time. After tonight i've come to a rather important realization, i'm a genuinely unpleasant person. Not through malice, although that can overcome me in times of stress, but rather through deeply ingrained flaws in my character. I have no idea how to overcome them, but i want to change who i am for the better.

I do appreciate having somewhere to post thoughts like this, it's rather valuable when you don't really have anyone to talk to.

[Fossa]

I confess to still liking to play Rebecca Black's, 'Friday'. If it was on a jukebox at a bar, I'd play it so everyone could enjoy it.

[MortimusMaximus]

I confess that I've been on a Kesha kick and it's killing me.

[Wax]

On 29/03/2017 at 4:02 PM, GarthTheWereWolf said:

I confess that the only reason I haven't signed up for the naughty section of the forums is because I like having my nameplate be blue.

In a similar vein, I confess that I regret signing up for the naughty section of the forums because A: I never use it, and B: I liked being in the minority of having a blue name

On 08/04/2017 at 4:36 AM, Victor-933 said:

I can't understand the appeal of Rick and Morty.

Me too. I do enjoy the show personally, but I don't see why people rave sooo much about it. I don't really like its fanbase at all. I'm in this fangroup on Facebook that still think it's funny to use 'triggered' memes and say inflammatory shit for the sole purpose of getting a reaction from people.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

12 minutes ago, Wax said:

Me too. I do enjoy the show personally, but I don't see why people rave sooo much about it. I don't really like its fanbase at all. I'm in this fangroup on Facebook that still think it's funny to use 'triggered' memes and say inflammatory shit for the sole purpose of getting a reaction from people.

I honestly don't see any appeal at all. It's got a really generic art style and it's got humor that panders to reddit.

[Feelwell]

On 4/14/2017 at 11:29 PM, [null] said:

Confession time. After tonight i've come to a rather important realization, i'm a genuinely unpleasant person. Not through malice, although that can overcome me in times of stress, but rather through deeply ingrained flaws in my character. I have no idea how to overcome them, but i want to change who i am for the better.

Really, there is no good or bad personality. It is, always was, and always will be a matter of personal preference whether or not someone likes you. 

As for changing yourself, to be someone you'd much rather be... Well, there's always the option to just accept yourself for who you are. Minor changes, like thanking people more or complimenting people, are pretty easy once you focus on them. Major things though, can be a bit more of an issue, with more complications, and I'd stop and think really hard about whether it'll actually benefit you as a change. 

In the end, it's most important that you're comfortable with who you are.

Never met a happy person that hated who they were.

[[null]]

15 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

Really, there is no good or bad personality. It is, always was, and always will be a matter of personal preference whether or not someone likes you. 

As for changing yourself, to be someone you'd much rather be... Well, there's always the option to just accept yourself for who you are. Minor changes, like thanking people more or complimenting people, are pretty easy once you focus on them. Major things though, can be a bit more of an issue, with more complications, and I'd stop and think really hard about whether it'll actually benefit you as a change. 

In the end, it's most important that you're comfortable with who you are.

Never met a happy person that hated who they were.

Man, when i posted that i was drunk and depressed. Couldn't stop thinking about what the shittier side of me has cost in recent months. It's an important thing to be aware of otherwise you'll just keep making the same mistakes. I do accept who i am, and i do like who i am. It's just that...well i am a prick at times, and i think i'm gonna try to be mindful of that for a while. X3

[LazerMaster5]

On 4/17/2017 at 3:48 PM, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

I honestly don't see any appeal at all. It's got a really generic art style and it's got humor that panders to reddit.

Still better than most cartoons out there today. I like a lot of the adventures through space and time, and the humor is more than "pandering to reddit". There is a lot of dark humor in the series, and some of the drama hits heavy. Perhaps more mature than you like, and perhaps not meant for your conservative tastes. 

[Gator]

20 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Still better than most cartoons out there today. I like a lot of the adventures through space and time, and the humor is more than "pandering to reddit". There is a lot of dark humor in the series, and some of the drama hits heavy. Perhaps more mature than you like, and perhaps not meant for your conservative tastes. 

i confess that when i read this my mind immediately jumped to licking a republican.

conservative tastes... good.

[Vae]

I have a tendency to get to the very last boss / area of a game, and then stop playing it.
Not because the last boss is too hard, mind you. But just because, as far as I'm concerned, I've "done enough." Or maybe I just don't want to start over again after all that time and effort? Who knows. But it is a recurring pattern.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

11 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Still better than most cartoons out there today. I like a lot of the adventures through space and time, and the humor is more than "pandering to reddit". There is a lot of dark humor in the series, and some of the drama hits heavy. Perhaps more mature than you like, and perhaps not meant for your conservative tastes. 

You can say you like a show without assuming that anybody who doesn't like it has "conservative tastes", you know.

[Dr. Doggo]

12 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Still better than most cartoons out there today. I like a lot of the adventures through space and time, and the humor is more than "pandering to reddit". There is a lot of dark humor in the series, and some of the drama hits heavy. Perhaps more mature than you like, and perhaps not meant for your conservative tastes. 

I like the cosmic horror, metaphysical mindfudgery, and the way it can be unapologetically gruesome. It riffs off of what I liked about Futurama but honestly many episodes can be summed up as FUCK OFF burp MORTY GOD ISNT REAL AND NOTHING MATTERS [depressing subplot] WUBALUBADUBDUB.

It's a fun show and it plays with very fun ideas (the Mr. Meeseeks episode was one of my faves) but it lines up with a lot of overdone pseudointellectual nihlistic crap. Sometimes you can tell that the writers were really jerking themselves off, and reddit stereotypes join in because they're really smart and get how totally deep it is. I think the show takes itself too seriously in the face of what it does really well, which is the playful exploration of utterly bizarre concepts and entities. When it comes to cosmic bizarro themes, the angle of "humans are so small and significant after all!" is incredibly superficial, it's Lovecraft 101 and Rick and Morty uses it too much IMHO.

[LazerMaster5]

2 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

You can say you like a show without assuming that anybody who doesn't like it has "conservative tastes", you know.

You not liking the show doesn't make me assume you have conservative tastes. Your post history makes me assume you have conservative tastes. I apologize for any confusion.

14 hours ago, Gator said:

i confess that when i read this my mind immediately jumped to licking a republican.

conservative tastes... good.

Conservatives taste like burnt steak.

[LuckyOwlTheFictionCritic]

I will confess to one thing: I am a hopeless, HOPELESS romantic. A complete addict, not for the "hard and fast" or "hot and lustful" kind, but for the soft, slow, dim-lit room, listening-to-the-tin-roof-during-a-storm-while-cuddling-on-the-couch kind. To make matters worse, I don't see myself as the one holding the other, but as the one being held in those day-dreams.

I am almost too easily swayed by thoughts and ideas of loving, of being loved, and of all those all little moments in between. I even lose myself to it when I'm alone, leaving myself staring at nothing. The worst is that when I'm in bed, I'll often give in to a flight of fancy of being held by another, feeling their warmth, listening to their heartbeat, hearing those sweet nothings. It always makes the nights a little less cold.

I am truly pathetic, as you can see. I mean, good Heavens, I sound like some starry eyed teenage school-girl, yet to experience the world. I am well aware that these fantasies are entirely unrealistic, not to mention I am what is known as a "bear" in real life (a large, hairy, homosexual male). Not to mention nobody would want someone who is stuck living with is mother, and is currently attempting to test for a HiSET because he got kicked out of his last school.

So, as you can see, it is highly unlikely that I would find myself in any kind of romantic relationship, let alone one where I can draw someone close for those tender moments.

I apologize to you, dear reader, for putting you through such petty idealism and whining.

This has been Lucky Owl, self proclaimed critic of Fiction.

[Gator]

9 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Conservatives taste like burnt steak.

why would you burn a steak ;n;

 

i confess that i am too afraid of the inevitable horrific confrontation to stand up for myself (or my sister) to my mom and grandma.  been there tried that got nothing out of it but chest pains and nausea.  some people refuse to acknowledge facts... but god is it infuriating to hear them go "i just don't know why you act like this" and "i don't know what's wrong with my children; they keep turning out this way".  you know why, you miserable--

but until i can afford to live on my own, i can't do or say a damn thing.  i mean, sure, i probably could, but that's the confession part: i don't want to.  i rather just wait it out and be safe, like a pussy who doesn't enjoy being sent to the hospital or living on the streets.  i also confess i'm slightly afraid that if/when i did confront the two of them, especially my mom, things might get violent.  which is another reason i'm avoiding it.

[Jtrekkie]

On 4/22/2017 at 6:03 AM, LazerMaster5 said:

 Perhaps more mature than you like

 

Rick and Morty is amusing, but not mature by any stretch of the imagination. 

[Alexxx-Returns]

On 03/04/2017 at 11:13 PM, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Sometimes I try my pet's food

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I had a tiny roach and tiny beetle today...

...and milkbones dont taste all that bad

I'm really glad you said this because it's helped me solidify my decision to try our pets' food. There is a calorie count on the cat treats so they're safe for me psychologically. And with a bit of luck, they'll make me sick so I won't be able to eat for a while and I'll lose some weight.

I confess I have eating issues. I could go into more detail and confess some really fucked up thoughts but they'd make people genuinely hate me so I won't. I have another forum I go to for that if I really want to share them.

On 15/04/2017 at 4:29 AM, [null] said:

Well i try to make light of things but sometimes i really don't have it in me.

Confession time. After tonight i've come to a rather important realization, i'm a genuinely unpleasant person. Not through malice, although that can overcome me in times of stress, but rather through deeply ingrained flaws in my character. I have no idea how to overcome them, but i want to change who i am for the better.

I do appreciate having somewhere to post thoughts like this, it's rather valuable when you don't really have anyone to talk to.

I totally understand, I'm also completely unpleasant. I feel like the best way to improve on one's self is to itemise everything, and decide what's the easiest thing to work on, and start from there. I chose to work on my body first because then for the time being, it would at least create the illusion that I was likeable while I worked on my personality flaws.

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

I'm really glad you said this because it's helped me solidify my decision to try our pets' food. There is a calorie count on the cat treats so they're safe for me psychologically. And with a bit of luck, they'll make me sick so I won't be able to eat for a while and I'll lose some weight.

I confess I have eating issues. I could go into more detail and confess some really fucked up thoughts but they'd make people genuinely hate me so I won't. I have another forum I go to for that if I really want to share them.

I totally understand, I'm also completely unpleasant. I feel like the best way to improve on one's self is to itemise everything, and decide what's the easiest thing to work on, and start from there. I chose to work on my body first because then for the time being, it would at least create the illusion that I was likeable while I worked on my personality flaws.

I uh.. since no one is touching this but I figure as a mod we should probably say something.. Um.. cat food is for cats. And also they aren't exactly a dietary staple, either. Speaking from experience, starving yourself will just make the weight come back once you start eating better. Weight loss is based on eating less calories and moving more, and depending on your height you stop losing weight at a certain weight. Being as skinny as possible isn't healthy either. Just.. don't eat your cat's food as a way to lose weight. 

[Zaraphayx]

9 hours ago, Lemon said:

I uh.. since no one is touching this but I figure as a mod we should probably say something.. Um.. cat food is for cats. And also they aren't exactly a dietary staple, either. Speaking from experience, starving yourself will just make the weight come back once you start eating better. Weight loss is based on eating less calories and moving more, and depending on your height you stop losing weight at a certain weight. Being as skinny as possible isn't healthy either. Just.. don't eat your cat's food as a way to lose weight. 

TL;DR EAT BIG LIFT BIG

MOVE HEAVY SHIT UNTIL YOU CAN'T MOVE ANYMORE AND THEN DO IT AGAIN

EAT SANDWICHES MADE OF BUTTER

LISTEN TO ME I'M SEXY.

[Feelwell]

39 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said:

LISTEN TO ME I'M SEXY.

No, you're gay

 

[Vallium]

19 hours ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

I'm really glad you said this because it's helped me solidify my decision to try our pets' food. There is a calorie count on the cat treats so they're safe for me psychologically. And with a bit of luck, they'll make me sick so I won't be able to eat for a while and I'll lose some weight.

I confess I have eating issues. I could go into more detail and confess some really fucked up thoughts but they'd make people genuinely hate me so I won't. I have another forum I go to for that if I really want to share them.

I totally understand, I'm also completely unpleasant. I feel like the best way to improve on one's self is to itemise everything, and decide what's the easiest thing to work on, and start from there. I chose to work on my body first because then for the time being, it would at least create the illusion that I was likeable while I worked on my personality flaws.

Im happy to hear youre learning to tackle your flaws to change and make yourself feel like a better person!

I do however hope you arent on some path to becoming anemic or bullimic, there are healthy and unhealthy ways to lose weight (and also healthy non-skinny body types if you do eat right and exercise). Make sure you do some solid reasearch on healthy things you can do to improve your body. If you dont see a counselor, maybe think about it, or a health coach as well?

Since you said you dont want to share I wont pry (unless you would like to PM me, I'd promise not to say too much against your awful behavior if you did). I hope the forum you go on isnt for other people with eating disorders who are sharing bad misinformation on how to stay unhealthily skinny. I know they feel the same way, but I hope a lot of them find good ways to help and support each other.

 

Anyways, I wish you the best on your journey Alex

[Zaraphayx]

8 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

No, you're gay

 

 

[Snagged]

Ever since I refound my pocket knife (technically, a multitool like a swiss army knife), I've been starting to fiddle with it, twirl it and overall play with it whenever I am feeling bored or I am watching something. It's as if my hands needed to always be busy doing something and the feeling of mere idleness is a very uncomfortable feeling

[Spot]

If this thread has taught me anything it's that there are some seriously messed up people on this forum. That's my confession.
 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

1 hour ago, Mr. Fox said:

If this thread has taught me anything it's that there are some seriously messed up people on this forum. That's my confession.
 

you're not wrong, but it's not my place to judge, I'm no saint

[Spot]

1 hour ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

you're not wrong, but it's not my place to judge, I'm no saint

I can, and I'm sure as hell ain't no saint. In fact, I might be the Devil incarnate. 

[Endless/Nameless]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said:

I can, and I'm sure as hell ain't no saint. In fact, I might be the Devil incarnate. 

Spooky

[FenrirDarkWolf]

31 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said:

I can, and I'm sure as hell ain't no saint. In fact, I might be the Devil incarnate. 

 

[[null]]

On 4/23/2017 at 10:08 PM, Alexxx-Returns said:

I'm really glad you said this because it's helped me solidify my decision to try our pets' food. There is a calorie count on the cat treats so they're safe for me psychologically. And with a bit of luck, they'll make me sick so I won't be able to eat for a while and I'll lose some weight.

I confess I have eating issues. I could go into more detail and confess some really fucked up thoughts but they'd make people genuinely hate me so I won't. I have another forum I go to for that if I really want to share them.

I totally understand, I'm also completely unpleasant. I feel like the best way to improve on one's self is to itemise everything, and decide what's the easiest thing to work on, and start from there. I chose to work on my body first because then for the time being, it would at least create the illusion that I was likeable while I worked on my personality flaws.

Right, i don't know where i'm going to start with this but responding to this post was one of the things playing on my mind at work earlier and i left early to do it so...

 

I don't think fucked up thoughts would make people hate you unless they were outwardly destructive in nature, for instance i could share the fucked up thoughts i have when i find myself in a really bad place but they'd probably just make people afraid of me. I know the anxiety that comes with being inwardly troubled at least. Your issues seem to be more self destructive in nature though (from what i can tell). I know how that goes too, sometimes we are our own worst enemies. I can't speak to your eating issues but i have to say, stick to human food. I mean unless you believe you have the soul of a cat and are trying to get in touch with your inner pussy then by all means go ahead, i don't judge, you do you. That's the point really. There are things i don't like about myself but in the end they're what make me me, and i like myself in the end, flaws and all. The best way to improve yourself, maybe the only real way that i've found, is to accept who you are and run with it. We're all flawed, and the desire to be perfect is one of the most destructive things we can hold on to. Whoever you are, you're good enough for the right people. You don't have to hate yourself and wish you were some imagined "better". You're already you, a uniquely troubled individual little snowflake, and that's what makes you interesting. It's worth being different otherwise the world is just fucking boring. Jesus i get sidetracked easily don't i, sorry. X3 I think i just have a lot things to say and i don't really know where to start. The point! Every personality is a flawed personality to some extent, and there's no point hating yourself because of it (if you even do, idk). Because in the end self loathing is just another flaw, and perhaps the biggest flaw a person can hold on to.

I feel like i should say more but i don't know exactly what, so...stick to human food, low calorie if you need to. It's better than pet food at least. And you're probably a better person than you think you are, unless you like to kick old ladies down flights of stairs and drown puppies on the weekend... 

(Oh, confession time. Sometimes when i see toddlers in the street i get this weird urge to just kick them in the face. Same with people i'm becoming friends with. There's something in me that says "No, burn this bridge before anything good comes of it. Because it'll hurt more if they come to hate me later then if they think i'm a cunt from the start". I have a lot of trust issues but at the very least i try to be honest with everyone. Probably why i have those issues tbh, keep letting the wrong people in. X3)

...but i doubt you drown puppies on the weekend so you're probably all right.

(As a side note, this is a thing i really hope gets posted. I understand the rules regarding moderated content but it's annoying having to wait up to a day or two to see something show up on the site when i'm having a rare sincere moment and am trying to interact positively with the other members here.)