MissFleece Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 One time I went swimming with a friend, and I just threw my glasses at my shoes instead of putting them IN my shoes. Then her parents moved my shoes and laid a blanket down on top of them, they got lost in the sand and I only had them for a couple months. I told my mom that her cousin kicked my glasses off the cliff instead of me losing them...I still feel bad for lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I'm generally a positive person, but regarding my own life, I'm rather cynical. I guess I like to detach myself from my circumstances when I can to avoid negativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Once, in the 6th grade, I was walking to school, and I saw this box in the dirt road that was distracting me. As I was looking at it and walking, I whammed my face into a pole and broke my glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I was so hungry during college one time that I decided to go into a shop I swore I'd never enter and buy a Burrito and from there I have been obsessed with them. Why did I swear never to enter? I thought it was expensive but then I found out about their Meal Deals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 (edited) Of all the metal shows I have been to, last night was the first time I ever entered a mosh pit. Usually I have just been on the side spectating. Edited December 6, 2015 by LazerMaster5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Of all the metal shows I have been to, last night was the first time I ever entered a mosh pit. Usually I have just been on the side spectating.Was it fun? Because that sounds like my worst nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Nah, abridged version... I drove through a snowstorm with a bunch of friends completely fucked on pills and outright hammered. Just about ran off the road a few times. Not like that anymore, but there's been wake-up calls. I don't do that anymore. Edited December 8, 2015 by Wrecker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I used to run a cringey ask blog about a pony when I was 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I have a crippling sour candy addiction 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 35 minutes ago, Azurex said: I have a crippling sour candy addiction And thats bad how?.... Lets eat some sour patch kids mang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 4 minutes ago, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: And thats bad how?.... Lets eat some sour patch kids mang! Butbut the calories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 5 minutes ago, Azurex said: Butbut the calories... I said, lets eat some sour patch kids, MANG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I like listening to pop songs from Japan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 28 minutes ago, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: I said, lets eat some sour patch kids, MANG Well ... Okay! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I have this spot on my cheek I really hate >.> Ive basically scraped most of the dark melatonin with my nails off so its less noticeable now than it was before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 22 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: I have this spot on my cheek I really hate >.> Ive basically scraped most of the dark melatonin with my nails off so its less noticeable now than it was before... I didn't know that was possible 0_0 I used to paint this one particular mole on my face with eyeliner to make it a beauty spot. I stopped when my dad said I'd get cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said: I didn't know that was possible 0_0 I used to paint this one particular mole on my face with eyeliner to make it a beauty spot. I stopped when my dad said I'd get cancer. I dunno, I guess it did because it scabbed and when it peeled away it became a bit more faded. To my relief. It's not gone though, it's still noticeable and still there. I guess that wouldve been a bad idea to scratch at my face and could've marked me even worse but guess not Edited December 8, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I enjoy listening to Britney Spears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) I don't really like Pokemon. I mean I don't hate it, it's just not my thing really. Edited December 8, 2015 by Sutekh_the_Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 When I was a kid I used to pee on a a certain part of our carpet to the way to the bathroom. I thought I couldn't make it and I didn't want to pee in my pants and get yelled at. It went on for about a year before my mom found out... looking back it was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 On 02/12/2015 at 4:22 AM, Mikazuki Marazhu said: I'll have a good time sharing stories here. >=3 OMG IT'S YOU. IT'S THE PERVERTED PANDA. <3333 I haven't seen that name on my screen for a while. I have no confessions to give for I am an angel who can do no wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 hour ago, Lopori said: OMG IT'S YOU. IT'S THE PERVERTED PANDA. <3333 I haven't seen that name on my screen for a while. I have no confessions to give for I am an angel who can do no wrong. Bono? Is that you?! Tickle mah willy... IT'S YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Jar-Jar Binks used to be my favourite Star Wars character when I was 6. I'm not even joking, he genuinely was. Edited December 9, 2015 by Sutekh_the_Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 One time when I was really upset my friend and I got fucked up on the only two things available at the time, beer and benzo that is prescribed to dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 minute ago, MuttButt said: One time when I was really upset my friend and I got fucked up on the only two things available at the time, beer and benzo that is prescribed to dogs. Given that alcohol and benzos can be fatal when abused together, I'd say you were pretty fortunate there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just now, Onnes said: Given that alcohol and benzos can be fatal when abused together, I'd say you were pretty fortunate there. Yeah, not my proudest moment. I looked up the benzos later, and apparently they can cause seizures in humans. I did luck out for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 5 hours ago, Sutekh_the_Steak said: Jar-Jar Binks used to be my favourite Star Wars character when I was 6. I'm not even joking, he genuinely was. Saaame, I watched it in the cinemas when I was 6 and thought jar-jar was the funniest thing. Was saying HOW ROOD for months after. 5 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Bono? Is that you?! Tickle mah willy... IT'S YOU! Consider your willy tickled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Fallout 4 and Undertale are beyond overrated 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Okay...another thing I have to confess to you guyz Every time I'm about to take a crap, I call it Operation Ripass. Code Red is the most dangerous of ripass :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I ship Beach Bear and Rolfe DeWolfe. Gay robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) I want a voice synthesizer to alter my voice to sound like the female machine voice in this song: Edited December 10, 2015 by Clove Darkwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I've never owned a Nintendo console. Thus, I've never really played much of any Mario, Zelda or so on game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) I used to think that Superman could only fly because of his cape. I understand magic more than science XP F8ck you, Jimmy Nuetron! Edited December 10, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 On December 2, 2015 at 2:25 AM, ZorroValdez said: I ate the last slice of pizza. That's it. Somebody ban him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 11 hours ago, Astus said: When I was a kid I used to pee on a a certain part of our carpet to the way to the bathroom. I thought I couldn't make it and I didn't want to pee in my pants and get yelled at. It went on for about a year before my mom found out... looking back it was pretty funny lol How did she find out? How did it take her that long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 26 minutes ago, Phausk said: lol How did she find out? How did it take her that long? it took about a year and she caught me in the act, and I assume it took so long because she was usually busy and we had cats who peed everywhere anyway... so yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) 5 hours ago, Hewge said: Fallout 4 and Undertale are beyond overrated Don't tell me you're jealous that I'm in love with Asgore? There.. there... You'll always be a somewhere in the heart of my bottom. Edited December 10, 2015 by Mikazuki Marazhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunchy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I lose my phone for days, sometimes weeks at a time without bothering to look for it untill it turns up again. And I honestly hate that smartphones exist, I only ever get bad news on it :x Why can't I just have a land line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I hate taking phone calls. No one is ever straight to the point when they talk to me on the phone. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Movies are an entirely passive time investment, and they're not really appealing to me, as a medium. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyryK Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I'm disappointed in this thread's lack of weird sexual confessions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 45 minutes ago, KyryK said: I'm disappointed in this thread's lack of weird sexual confessions... I once had a sex. It was p cool I guess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyryK Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 hours ago, 6tails said: Then perhaps you should put one out there. I fap whilst thinking about some of you. >:3 Well, if you insist. When i was 9 i somehow managed to cause a superficial tear on my foreskin while me and two of my friends were dry humping each other for reasons lost to time (Idk it was Brighton, they put gayness in the water there). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 While on the topic weird childhood things. I used to moon/flash people a lot as a (young) kid because I thought I was hilarious and I'm just exhibitionistic like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 So recently I think I've ended up in some sort of polyamorous relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 50 minutes ago, Kaizy said: So recently I think I've ended up in some sort of polyamorous relationship. Well, I mean, as long as it's not some weird cult commune thing. There are much weirder things than ending up in such a situation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) I have stealth fucked my girlfriend while my room mate was asleep or even half awake in the same room (Sorry Ludwig) I have previously, on multiple occasions, fapped in a public school bathroom out of boredom (Not sorry, Mrs. White) Edited December 11, 2015 by MuttButt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 10/12/2015 at 6:38 AM, Mayonnaise said: I hate taking phone calls. No one is ever straight to the point when they talk to me on the phone. I dislike phone calls as well. I like seeing the person I talk to and for other reasons.I always go straight to the point and finish the call once I've said my thing. Saves me some money :V I kinda wish others would be more on point as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 when I was a kid practically baby I'd see my brother naked a lot, we were pretty close we did bathtime together and stuff xP Its kind of weird and incesty to admit...luckily I havent and wouldnt even want to see him naked again since puberty. No actual incest transpired keep your minds out of the gutter, people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 6 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: when I was a kid practically baby I'd see my brother naked a lot, we were pretty close we did bathtime together and stuff xP Its kind of weird and incesty to admit...luckily I havent and wouldnt even want to see him naked again since puberty. No actual incest transpired keep your minds out of the gutter, people When I was a little kid I was also frequently bathed with my little sister. I'm pretty sure that's fairly normal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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