funky3000 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 1 hour ago, ChaosCalix said: You would've tried studying at home? What are you, some kind of nerd? :V :v I barely studied in high school to be honest, and got the grade that I did. A good one. I mean it could have been better if it wasn't contaminated by my freshman year where I gave literally no shits at all. Though over the boring summers I did some casual reading on nuclear energy, fission, fusion, LENR, antimatter, subatomic particles, stupid nerdy shit like that. And calculated the total mass of hydrogen and helium content on the 4 gas giants. Out of sheer boredom. But I'm more talking along the lines of experiences and assorted other things. My top 3 are a few foods, alcohol, and one thing that's illegal at this current point in time until the government sees the light. Which it will soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I had almost sex today :3 It was good while it lasted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 14 hours ago, Vae said: It's painfully hard for me to be vocally affectionate, and it's pretty frustrating sometimes. This. Sometimes words feel too trite to use, like the constant echoes of platitudes. Like a picture constructed completely out of "how to draw" instructables. "You said the magic words, it doesn't matter if they're posed at an awkward juxtaposition to the context you used them in". As if the words themselves have inherent meanings; as if those syllables imply the same concepts to everyone, even within people that speak the same language. Words can be frustratingly clunky. And it can be really frustrating when affection doesn't get across, or is taken the wrong way. Words suck, telepathy when? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Saxon said: So a hand job? Try make out session with a lot of rubbing in certain areas which was leading to sex only to get interrupted the moment the trousers were down. only just managed to no get caught in the act, we happened to be on a couch and there was a blanket on the side. It covered the pants and the trousers at my ankles :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I used to trace when I was like 12, and nobody knew it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 On 19/01/2016 at 5:52 AM, Mikazuki Marazhu said: I crop up dirty stories in my head, Like the one I made about Hewge and Mayo It goes about how Mayo had a huge crush for Garth but Garth is unaware of it, Mayo would go far as to attend art classes with Garth just to see him, he became a good artist himself and strives at it so he can get Garth attention. Garth is straight, Mayo knows this but he's clinging on to that nonexistent hope that Garth will one day love him. Hewge is Mayo's childhood friend who loved him since they were young. They went to the same High School and College, Hewge knows Mayo's love for Garth but didnt intervene, he didnt want to ruin his friendship. Everyday Mayo would return depressed to the dorm room where he shares with Hewge. Mayo again shares to Hewge about his feelings for Garth. Hewge would pretend he's not listening but deep down he's hurt that he can never be the kind of person Garth is. "Have you seen Garth's pecs? Man they look really big and firm" Mayo suddenly said Hewge who was lying on his bed, snapped, he absentmindedly feels his own chest, he have seen Garth's pecs and his entire adonis-like body, It wasnt a surprise that Mayo would like him. Mayo thinking about men's pecs made Hewge's mind running. He wonder how Mayo would feel if he lightly nibble his nipples, would he feel pain or pleasure? Hewge is getting an erection. He hasnt touched himself for a long time and the man he loves is also horny. You do know Garth is straight right? Hewge voiced. Mayo looked uncomfortable, of course mayo knows this and having someone point out his desperation makes him embarrased "I know" Mayo admitted. "But maybe that can change" Hewge eyed him "and how do you exactly change that? "If I try hard enough, he'll like me" Mayo said. "It doesnt work that way, Mayo. Jesus Christ you're even a virgin!" Hewge retorted Mayo frowned "What does my virginity have anything to do with this?" Hewge froze, that really came out of nowhere. He was thinking about Mayo's ass and nipple biting that he accidentally spur nonesense. Hewge have to say something. "Well.. Garth seems like a person who likes a good fuck" Hewge said quickly. "I see.." Mayo said thoughtfully "Hewge?" "Yes?" Hewge replied "Do you know how to fuck?" Mayo asked, his face looks red Hewge is taken aback from the question, honestly he never fucked anyone but he knows better than to tell the truth. "O-of course I have!" Hewge boasted C-can you teach me how to please a man? Mayo asked Hewge's mind went blank. Did Mayo just asked him to fuck him? Hewge thought ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part of story omitted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The End @Hewge @Mayonnaise @GarthTheWereWolf This is so OOC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky3000 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 I probably spend too much of my time playing Warframe. Steam recorded 24 hours of gameplay from the last 2 weeks, ~650 overall. Then Steam decided to break it and it wouldn't launch, so I installed the game directly from their website. Steam can't record the hours now but I still have my favorite game. ...I was probably a little too overjoyed to find that Cortana can now launch Warframe when I tell her to, without me needing to do weird file work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 On 1/19/2016 at 5:11 PM, jcstinks said: Damn do I love my mpreg. Meme preg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Just now, Saxon said: Male pregnancy. I know. So they shit out babies???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 23 minutes ago, Imperial Impact said: So they shit out babies???? I don't think male birthing is a thing? Although I'm sure male unbirthing is. Essentially they just have distended abdomens, like a woman would have if they were pregnant. For some reason that is some people's fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Saxon said: I don't think male birthing is a thing? Although I'm sure male unbirthing is. Essentially they just have distended abdomens, like a woman would have if they were pregnant. For some reason that is some people's fetish. Who was that guy again who made a thread about it? ah! Lazymaster I remember reading that it's nearly possible for male pregnancy. I hope people understand that some people wants this not out of kinky desires but more on necessity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Saxon said: What? Maybe you missed the thread or I read wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 4 hours ago, Imperial Impact said: So they shit out babies???? I don't think that far ahead. I just like the idea of getting people pregnant, in general. Men, women, I don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I got stuck in a sly cooper game because I had no idea what the R3 buttion was.(You push down on the right control stick) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I really suck at Super Mario 3........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I have lost a lot of the passion I used to have for this community recently and that's why I haven't been around recently. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Just now, Mentova said: I have lost a lot of the passion I used to have for this community recently and that's why I haven't been around recently. Well that just pisses me off. What can we do to make you more compassionate, slutfox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I've never actually tried a kumquat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Mr. Fox said: Well that just pisses me off. What can we do to make you more compassionate, slutfox? Not gunna go into it because I don't want to poke the hornet's nest and derail the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Just now, Mentova said: Not gunna go into it because I don't want to poke the hornet's nest and derail the thread. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Now look what you done? You made me flip a table. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Mentova said: I have lost a lot of the passion I used to have for this community recently and that's why I haven't been around recently. Well whatever happened, I hope you feel better about it soon! Missin' you, Mentova! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 On 1/26/2016 at 10:09 AM, Mentova said: Not gunna go into it because I don't want to poke the hornet's nest and derail the thread. Is it because most furries are autistic dogfuckers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Just now, LazerMaster5 said: Is it because most furries are autistic dogfuckers? No, I'm not going anywhere fandom-wise, I meant this specific community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Just now, Mentova said: No, I'm not going anywhere fandom-wise, I meant this specific community. Is it all the hostility and drama within the community, or just how everyone rants on how their lives suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I wish my new character existed so we could be friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phyllostachys Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 On 2016년 1월 26일 at 0:07 AM, Mr.Kumquat said: I've never actually tried a kumquat In my opinion, they aren't worth eating. The rind is sweet, but carpels within are acrid and quite seedy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I almost made Tribble a polar bear before I decided on him being a rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ves Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I clog the toilet every time I shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ves said: I clog the toilet every time I shit Ahhahaha what how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 37 minutes ago, Ves said: I clog the toilet every time I shit Are you handicapped? Retarded people clog the toilet a lot. If you are a mongoloid that would explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ves Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 37 minutes ago, Gamedog said: Ahhahaha what how I mean most of it's because the toilet is shitty. ahah shitty toilet get it ahhahahahaahhaahaahhahha HA 8 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Are you handicapped? Retarded people clog the toilet a lot. If you are a mongoloid that would explain it. Yeah probably 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I have an odd fascinationwith "pimple porn". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 15 hours ago, Mentova said: No, I'm not going anywhere fandom-wise, I meant this specific community. Come on Mentova spill the beans, I won't judge. 4 hours ago, Ves said: I clog the toilet every time I shit I feel your pain. 3 hours ago, Sylver said: I killed/harmed animals as a child: - Jumped on a chicken causing its guts to spew out the back - Strangled one of our cats - Fed rice to birds to see how long they lived - Threw cat across the room I'm messed up on many levels. I've even been called a sociopath. But you don't do that anymore, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Saxon said: I hope this is a joke, because the forum rules specifically forbid confessing illegal activities, and doing so has resulted in these threads being locked before. Of course he's not joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Well, this thread got dark quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 43 minutes ago, Sylver said: I don't - that was over a decade ago. Well, good then. Ever figure out why you did that? 1 minute ago, LazerMaster5 said: Well, this thread got dark quick. Furries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 7 hours ago, Sylver said: I don't see a major problem with murdering toddlers, but that's because I don't really have a sense of morality. You may want to have adult supervision while handling all that edge 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 7 hours ago, Sylver said: I don't see a major problem with murdering toddlers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'm incredibly edgy (in private) and even I find this thread edgy right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScaryEyes Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I confess that I have not changed my ways and remain incredibly gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I don't have anything against kids really. But the thought of reproduction and pregnancy fill me with hate and contempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I am NOT a night person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I actually do care about the poors, and, with a friend of mine, have dedicated my life's work to helping them. (I hope this doesn't ruin my rep) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I go to the comics thread mostly to see if I am in any new comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) Sometimes I go to post things here then decide against it because it sounds either incredibly edgy, casts me in a very bad light, or both. So meh. Here's one anyway: There's a fairly good chance I'm a sociopath (and that's not self-diagnosis, that's based on observation from a handful of people I know). Have fun with that knowledge Edited January 29, 2016 by ChaosCalix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I enjoy shaving my balls in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'm a sadist, but not a sociopath. I don't know where this puts me on the angry middleschooler spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, Vae said: I'm a sadist, but not a sociopath. I don't know where this puts me on the angry middleschooler spectrum. And I'm a masochist. Rule me! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 And here I'm the hopeless dreamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I once stole a display bottle of perfume for a girl I liked during elementary school. No fucks were given by her. Not even one. Pretty sure that's why I'm gay now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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