ChaosCalix Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 If I had less self restraint, I would make bismuth look curvy. I'm actually struggling to come up with anything else to confess right now. Uhhhh... I've never owned a sex toy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Sylver said: On my first day of highschool I shit my pants by accident. It seemed like a fart at the time. I just went home, changed/cleaned myself, and they were none the wiser The sound of diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Here are FOUR SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT AZU - DOCTOR'S HATE HIM! I'm not actually gay (SHOCK-HORROR!) Cheesy mid-2000s dance pop (Basshunter, Gunther, O-Zone, etc) is my guilty pleasure (WOW!) I'm not a stoner. I toke up once every couple of months at most (EXPOSED!) I'm not really all that chill. I have anxiety and hypochondria, which both suck (DESPICABLE!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Azurex said: Here are FOUR SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT AZU - DOCTOR'S HATE HIM! It's true. :V Edited February 1, 2016 by DrGravitas Making it slightly less obvious, but still more obvious than initially 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, Azurex said: Here are FOUR SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT AZU - DOCTOR'S HATE HIM! I'm not actually gay (SHOCK-HORROR!) Cheesy mid-2000s dance pop (Basshunter, Gunther, O-Zone, etc) is my guilty pleasure (WOW!) I'm not a stoner. I toke up once every couple of months at most (EXPOSED!) I'm not really all that chill. I have anxiety and hypochondria, which both suck (DESPICABLE!) My life is a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 On 1/22/2016 at 2:09 AM, Vae said: It's painfully hard for me to be vocally affectionate, and it's pretty frustrating sometimes. i have literally the exact same problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I'm not actually a fox. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 4 hours ago, Mr. Fox said: I'm not actually a fox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 In relation to my recent posts on the "Things I don't understand" thread, I want to see porn of the Chimera Ants from Hunter x Hunter. I mean common Cheetu is only wearing freaking daisy dukes how hard is it to make porn of that guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 12 hours ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: In relation to my recent posts on the "Things I don't understand" thread, I want to see porn of the Chimera Ants from Hunter x Hunter. I mean common Cheetu is only wearing freaking daisy dukes how hard is it to make porn of that guy? Is that really a confession? After all, we're furries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 One time there was a guy in the shower at my dorm playing really crappy rap music really loud, so I sang "I Dreamed a Dream" really loudly and almost screech like. After a while he turned off his shower and grabbed his music and said "damn dude can't a guy have a pleasurable shower without some bitch singing her heart out at me?" and left. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I consistently ruin my teeth, guts and belly with sweets and sodas It's also a huge money sink 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I use to drink 4.5 liters (convert it) of Coke a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 All I ate yesterday was a bowl of Captain Crunch, nacho cheese Bugles, pickle-flavored potato chips, and a grape soda. I could have had a nice plate of Hamburger Helper, but it had peas in it and I don't fucking need that kind of shit in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said: I use to drink 4.5 liters (convert it) of Coke a day. How does it feel to have diabetes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieono Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: All I ate yesterday was a bowl of Captain Crunch, nacho cheese Bugles, pickle-flavored potato chips, and a grape soda. I could have had a nice plate of Hamburger Helper, but it had peas in it and I don't fucking need that kind of shit in my life. Yikes! And the crazy thing is that you probably got plenty of calories from that stuff, too!  I confess to becoming a real health nut...I don't even get cravings for sweets anymore! I never thought that would be possible, but it's happening! I've cooked so much over the last 4 months that I actually get excited when I get to cook my next meal(s). Edited February 3, 2016 by Ieono 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: How does it feel to have diabetes? Ain't got it yet, and I stopped years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Saxon said: I can only get off from spankings. Nothing else works. So is that an open invitation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 13 minutes ago, Saxon said: I hope this confession isn't too near the knuckle. I confess that I just don't enjoy oral sexual activity...and I suspect I wouldn't enjoy any form of penetrative sex, to be honest. If I ever did end up having penetrative sex, it would mostly be to assure myself that I had at least tried before giving up entirely. I can only get off from spankings. Nothing else works. This kind of reminds me of how I am a little bit. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy sex very much for what it is, but I just feel like it should be more physically gratifying than it is (or maybe I've never had good, proper sex. I'm like 200% sure I have vaginismus as well so that probably doesn't help). But mention my fetish and I go crazy, it's weird. For a confession today... I've recently been taking laxatives to try and lose weight and they don't affect me AT ALL. Like, they don't make me crap any more than normal. Do they have a cumulative effect, or is a singe dose meant to get your system moving? Also, I went out clubbing on Saturday and lost an entire bra. I don't even know how I managed to do that. (It wasn't even the one I was wearing at the time). On that topic, I really REALLY wish I had smaller boobs, which is probably unusual for a gal. I just hate going into Primark and seeing all the gorgeous bras there for like £5 that I just couldn't even think about wearing. I'm a 30FF and a lot of places don't go above D or DD, so I don't bother looking. And even places like Ann Summers which sells FF's don't carry the band size I need. They don't go lower than 32, so I can't look there either. My only real options are to look online, and all the bras in my size cost a bomb (Around/over £30). And plus, I see photos of ladies with really small boobs wearing super cute tiny tops and I think that look is awesome, I wish I could do that. It's strange because when I was a kid I literally PRAYED that I could have big boobs when I was older. Grass is greener and all that, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I sent a picture of my weird skittle titties to someone yesterday. In retrospect I'm not sure why but whatever. 9 hours ago, Saxon said: I hope this confession isn't too near the knuckle. I confess that I just don't enjoy oral sexual activity...and I suspect I wouldn't enjoy any form of penetrative sex, to be honest. If I ever did end up having penetrative sex, it would mostly be to assure myself that I had at least tried before giving up entirely. I can only get off from spankings. Nothing else works. Everyone's got a kink, nothin' to be ashamed of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 5 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: I sent a picture of my weird skittle titties to someone yesterday. In retrospect I'm not sure why but whatever. Everyone's got a kink, nothin' to be ashamed of. I could show you kinks from beyond the pale if you desire. Would you still see them as nothing to be ashamed of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 1 minute ago, LazerMaster5 said: I could show you kinks from beyond the pale if you desire. Would you still see them as nothing to be ashamed of? Oh believe me you're not gonna phase me. I'm just saying that everyone gets off to something, and so long as you keep it to yourself and not act like a creepy fucker it's all fine. Unless like you wanna diddle kids or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I use ketchup too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) I've been on-the-fence (about stuff) a lot more recently. Any tips to safely remove this picket plank from my ass? Edited February 19, 2016 by Terminal7 shush 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Use the force, lube. 33 minutes ago, Terminal7 said: I've been on-the-fence (about stuff) a lot more recently. Any tips to safely remove this picket plank from my ass? Wow, shit is fucked. Anyway, use the force, lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 33 minutes ago, Terminal7 said: I've been on-the-fence (about stuff) a lot more recently. Any tips to safely remove this picket plank from my ass? Why would you want to remove it? I thought gay people liked things up their ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 8 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said: Why would you want to remove it? I thought gay people liked things up their ass. I'm... I don't fucking know anymore,  alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) I hardly ever make eye contact. Sometimes in a serious conversation I can hold it. But in a more social one...I just cant. I fake it and glance at the eyes and away to some point near it Edited February 19, 2016 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I still sleep with plushies. There, I said it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Just now, Saxon said: Totes adorbs. Yeah but I'm still tough. >:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Glacier Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I have a serious confession to make. For the past three years, my actions have closed down four different forums. Granted, they were full of ban happy admins, but I did it for personal reasons. I just wish someone could forgive me the things I've done. I followed people through the internet, to satisfy my revenge, and when I accomplished my personal selfish goals, I felt nothing but guilt. I still do. Can someone help me? I want to feel better about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieono Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I confess that I fall in love far too easily. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 On 18.2.2016 at 5:39 AM, Sutekh_the_Steak said: I use ketchup too much. If you ever go to a fine restaurant, don't ever ask for ketchup. It's downright mockery of the chef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Saxon said: That's not really what I meant pastry; I don't think I've ever hidden my predilection as if I were ashamed of it. I was admitting that I don't enjoy more conventional activities at all. I've tried to a few times now, and it doesn't work; that component is dysfunctional. I know what you mean, and I stick by what I said. I mean I more or less exclusively indulge in my "predilection's" that I don't share because I don't follow my own advice...I also don't have sex and couldn't really indulge in my interests anyways. Well maybe some but probably naw. This shit is gross and shameful, forget all that other crap I said. I'm speaking exclusively in-terms of 'flying solo' since I assume everyone here are gross permavrigins involuntarily celibate unless proven otherwise. Edited February 19, 2016 by PastryOfApathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Snagged Cub said: If you ever go to a fine restaurant, don't ever ask for ketchup. It's downright mockery of the chef Yep, unless there's ketchup on the table already or I'm getting a side order of chips I never use it at restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 46 minutes ago, Saxon said: There's so much stuff out there that is genuinely harmful to people, so you should follow your own advice and refrain from lambasting yourself about having 'gross' inclinations that are perfectly harmless. Naw, it's still gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) I've imagined and pulled up images to fapping to my characters. Edited February 19, 2016 by NerdyMunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, NerdyMunk said: I've imagined and pulled up images to fapping to my characters. Isn't that Narcissism or Masturbation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Saxon said: Oh would you look at that? I think it's past your bed time. ;3   Bad kids who don't respect their curfew deserve some spanking. :v Edited February 19, 2016 by Taikugemu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Isn't that Narcissism or Masturbation? It can vary, but all my characters don't share my IRL body type, so I don't know what to classify it as. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Taikugemu said:  Bad kids who don't respect their curfew deserve some spanking. :v Aren't you still a kid? Go back to bed you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I sometimes fake illness in order to stay home from school so I can get extra sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, NerdyMunk said: I've imagined and pulled up images to fapping to my characters. To be fair, a lot of people use their fursonas for porn. It's not like you're fapping to an actual picture of yourself. EDIT: Should probably make my own confession, eh? Sometimes I pick my nose when I have those annoying-ass jagged boogies up there. Edited February 19, 2016 by Newt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Saxon said: Oh would you look at that? I think it's past your bed time. ;3 D: s-sthap iiiit! :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I sometimes fake illness in order to stay home from school so I can get extra sleep I was under the impression 99% of people did this x3 Â I never finished college (high school, for you americans). I got kicked out at the end of my second-to-last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I use to shit only once every few weeks. Whenever I get on the tolite, I also get naked. Its take me about a hour to shower. I use up alot of things like tissues, diaper whipes, q-tips, and paper towels quickly. I let my fingernails get long because im lazy. I sometimes draw stuff without saving it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 (edited) I cant often hear people quite right, and its a pervasive issue that acts up sometimes, specifically in places with a lot of other noise. Im almost sure its not my actual hearing, Ive been to the doctor and can pick up all the beeps, and nothing unusual was reported. But nope, for whatever reason when Im attempting to strain to listen to someone who's talking a lot, sometimes my understanding will just taper off, some of the meaning got lost, and I only picked up bits and pieces. Sometimes I'll ask people to repeat themselves, but if I still cant get it after the third try I'll just nod my head, maybe laugh. The weirder part is on some occassions after people talked to me my mind only clearly registered what was said much later, like many seconds after the interaction ended. Its like my brain is slow to pick up on it and it finally clicked. Also if its someone I know I'll straight up tell them I wasnt listening/ignoring them, even if I did hear them say words. Maybe it might be I get distracted easily by other stimuli...  One time at a tutoring/learning center I was tested through many means, most of which to guage my strengths and flaws and find out what kind of 'learner' I am. One of the tests was the instructor that was just sitting there reading a paragraph of story for me to listen to, and orally ask me questions afterward about the paragraph. I remember I really strained to listen and pay attention but as soon as questions were asked my mind was wiped of any details so most my answers were "I dont know". I still wonder if me sucking so bad was fairly normal seeing as that mightve been hard for anyone (its not like people can recall information that easily and return to it) or if that just proves Im very auditorially challenged Edited February 20, 2016 by WolfNightV4X1 T 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 If I'm the only person home, there's a good 50/50 chance I'm only wearing boxers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: I cant often hear people quite right, and its a pervasive issue that acts up sometimes, specifically in places with a lot of other noise. Im almost sure its not my actual hearing, Ive been to the doctor and can pick up all the beeps, and nothing unusual was reported. I've experienced that; sometimes I wonder if it's the opposite of bad hearing and when we're in situations with a lot of background noise we're just hearing too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: I've experienced that; sometimes I wonder if it's the opposite of bad hearing and when we're in situations with a lot of background noise we're just hearing too much. Well, I have exceptional hearing, and I get this on and off, because I hear other things that break my concentration. Of course, also being ADHD means I struggle to pay attention for any great amount of time if it hasn't captivated me, so that might also have something to do with it, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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