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Here are FOUR SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT AZU - DOCTOR'S HATE HIM!

  1. I'm not actually gay (SHOCK-HORROR!)
  2. Cheesy mid-2000s dance pop (Basshunter, Gunther, O-Zone, etc) is my guilty pleasure (WOW!)
  3. I'm not a stoner. I toke up once every couple of months at most (EXPOSED!)
  4. I'm not really all that chill. I have anxiety and hypochondria, which both suck (DESPICABLE!)
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17 minutes ago, Azurex said:

Here are FOUR SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT AZU - DOCTOR'S HATE HIM!

  1. I'm not actually gay (SHOCK-HORROR!)
  2. Cheesy mid-2000s dance pop (Basshunter, Gunther, O-Zone, etc) is my guilty pleasure (WOW!)
  3. I'm not a stoner. I toke up once every couple of months at most (EXPOSED!)
  4. I'm not really all that chill. I have anxiety and hypochondria, which both suck (DESPICABLE!)

My life is a lie.

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12 hours ago, AlastairSnowpaw said:

In relation to my recent posts on the "Things I don't understand" thread, I want to see porn of the Chimera Ants from Hunter x Hunter. I mean common Cheetu is only wearing freaking daisy dukes how hard is it to make porn of that guy?

Is that really a confession? After all, we're furries.

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One time there was a guy in the shower at my dorm playing really crappy rap music really loud, so I sang "I Dreamed a Dream" really loudly and almost screech like. After a while he turned off his shower and grabbed his music and said "damn dude can't a guy have a pleasurable shower without some bitch singing her heart out at me?" and left.

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7 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said:

All I ate yesterday was a bowl of Captain Crunch, nacho cheese Bugles, pickle-flavored potato chips, and a grape soda.

I could have had a nice plate of Hamburger Helper, but it had peas in it and I don't fucking need that kind of shit in my life. 

Yikes! And the crazy thing is that you probably got plenty of calories from that stuff, too!

 

I confess to becoming a real health nut...I don't even get cravings for sweets anymore! I never thought that would be possible, but it's happening! I've cooked so much over the last 4 months that I actually get excited when I get to cook my next meal(s). 

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13 minutes ago, Saxon said:

I hope this confession isn't too near the knuckle. 

I confess that I just don't enjoy oral sexual activity...and I suspect I wouldn't enjoy any form of penetrative sex, to be honest. If I ever did end up having penetrative sex, it would mostly be to assure myself that I had at least tried before giving up entirely. 

I can only get off from spankings. Nothing else works.

This kind of reminds me of how I am a little bit. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy sex very much for what it is, but I just feel like it should be more physically gratifying than it is (or maybe I've never had good, proper sex. I'm like 200% sure I have vaginismus as well so that probably doesn't help). But mention my fetish and I go crazy, it's weird.

For a confession today...

I've recently been taking laxatives to try and lose weight and they don't affect me AT ALL. Like, they don't make me crap any more than normal. Do they have a cumulative effect, or is a singe dose meant to get your system moving?

Also, I went out clubbing on Saturday and lost an entire bra. I don't even know how I managed to do that. (It wasn't even the one I was wearing at the time).

On that topic, I really REALLY wish I had smaller boobs, which is probably unusual for a gal. I just hate going into Primark and seeing all the gorgeous bras there for like £5 that I just couldn't even think about wearing. I'm a 30FF and a lot of places don't go above D or DD, so I don't bother looking. And even places like Ann Summers which sells FF's don't carry the band size I need. They don't go lower than 32, so I can't look there either. My only real options are to look online, and all the bras in my size cost a bomb (Around/over £30). And plus, I see photos of ladies with really small boobs wearing super cute tiny tops and I think that look is awesome, I wish I could do that. It's strange because when I was a kid I literally PRAYED that I could have big boobs when I was older.

Grass is greener and all that, I guess.

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I sent a picture of my weird skittle titties to someone yesterday. In retrospect I'm not sure why but whatever.

9 hours ago, Saxon said:

I hope this confession isn't too near the knuckle. 

I confess that I just don't enjoy oral sexual activity...and I suspect I wouldn't enjoy any form of penetrative sex, to be honest. If I ever did end up having penetrative sex, it would mostly be to assure myself that I had at least tried before giving up entirely. 

I can only get off from spankings. Nothing else works.

Everyone's got a kink, nothin' to be ashamed of.

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5 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

I sent a picture of my weird skittle titties to someone yesterday. In retrospect I'm not sure why but whatever.

Everyone's got a kink, nothin' to be ashamed of.

I could show you kinks from beyond the pale if you desire. Would you still see them as nothing to be ashamed of?

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1 minute ago, LazerMaster5 said:

I could show you kinks from beyond the pale if you desire. Would you still see them as nothing to be ashamed of?

Oh believe me you're not gonna phase me. I'm just saying that everyone gets off to something, and so long as you keep it to yourself and not act like a creepy fucker it's all fine. Unless like you wanna diddle kids or something.

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I have a serious confession to make. For the past three years, my actions have closed down four different forums. Granted, they were full of ban happy admins, but I did it for personal reasons. I just wish someone could forgive me the things I've done. I followed people through the internet, to satisfy my revenge, and when I accomplished my personal selfish goals, I felt nothing but guilt. I still do. Can someone help me? I want to feel better about this.

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1 hour ago, Saxon said:

That's not really what I meant pastry; I don't think I've ever hidden my predilection as if I were ashamed of it.

I was admitting that I don't enjoy more conventional activities at all. I've tried to a few times now, and it doesn't work; that component is dysfunctional. 

I know what you mean, and I stick by what I said. I mean I more or less exclusively indulge in my "predilection's" that I don't share because I don't follow my own advice...I also don't have sex and couldn't really indulge in my interests anyways. Well maybe some but probably naw. This shit is gross and shameful, forget all that other crap I said.

I'm speaking exclusively in-terms of 'flying solo' since I assume everyone here are gross permavrigins involuntarily celibate unless proven otherwise.

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2 hours ago, NerdyMunk said:

I've imagined and pulled up images to fapping to my characters.

To be fair, a lot of people use their fursonas for porn. It's not like you're fapping to an actual picture of yourself.

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Should probably make my own confession, eh?

Sometimes I pick my nose when I have those annoying-ass jagged boogies up there.

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6 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

I sometimes fake illness in order to stay home from school so I can get extra sleep

I was under the impression 99% of people did this x3

 

I never finished college (high school, for you americans). I got kicked out at the end of my second-to-last year.

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I cant often hear people quite right, and its a pervasive issue that acts up sometimes, specifically in places with a lot of other noise.

Im almost sure its not my actual hearing, Ive been to the doctor and can pick up all the beeps, and nothing unusual was reported.

But nope, for whatever reason when Im attempting to strain to listen to someone who's talking a lot, sometimes my understanding will just taper off, some of the meaning got lost, and I only picked up bits and pieces. Sometimes I'll ask people to repeat themselves, but if I still cant get it after the third try I'll just nod my head, maybe laugh.

The weirder part is on some occassions after people talked to me my mind only clearly registered what was said much later, like many seconds after the interaction ended. Its like my brain is slow to pick up on it and it finally clicked.

Also if its someone I know I'll straight up tell them I wasnt listening/ignoring them, even if I did hear them say words.

Maybe it might be I get distracted easily by other stimuli...

 

One time at a tutoring/learning center I was tested through many means, most of which to guage my strengths and flaws and find out what kind of 'learner' I am. One of the tests was the instructor that was just sitting there reading a paragraph of story for me to listen to, and orally ask me questions afterward about the paragraph. I remember I really strained to listen and pay attention but as soon as questions were asked my mind was wiped of any details so most my answers were "I dont know". I still wonder if me sucking so bad was fairly normal seeing as that mightve been hard for anyone (its not like people can recall information that easily and return to it) or if that just proves Im very auditorially challenged

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1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

I cant often hear people quite right, and its a pervasive issue that acts up sometimes, specifically in places with a lot of other noise.

Im almost sure its not my actual hearing, Ive been to the doctor and can pick up all the beeps, and nothing unusual was reported.

I've experienced that; sometimes I wonder if it's the opposite of bad hearing and when we're in situations with a lot of background noise we're just hearing too much.

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7 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said:

I've experienced that; sometimes I wonder if it's the opposite of bad hearing and when we're in situations with a lot of background noise we're just hearing too much.

Well, I have exceptional hearing, and I get this on and off, because I hear other things that break my concentration. Of course, also being ADHD means I struggle to pay attention for any great amount of time if it hasn't captivated me, so that might also have something to do with it, too.

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