Vae Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I'm a horrible sadist piece of shit. But a lot of people like that, for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I am absolutely horrified by the common pigeon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) 41 minutes ago, MuttButt said: When I was a little kid I was also frequently bathed with my little sister. I'm pretty sure that's fairly normal. I guess it is, but its still kinda weird to think about. Also when I was two and he was a baby I apparently helped change a diaper and appy rash cream as an older sibling with a baby brother. Past that though we'd been far too close in ageand both fairly nomous autofor anything other than bathing together. Otherwise, he's probably the only person I played with the majority of the time as a kid besides one other friend. Edited December 11, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 10 hours ago, Cingal said: Well, I mean, as long as it's not some weird cult commune thing. There are much weirder things than ending up in such a situation! No it's a standard poly relationship. My girlfriend had to draw me a diagram though so I could even figure out what was happening. I don't have any problems with poly relationships, I'm just not sure if they're my thing. Guess I'll find out. 8 hours ago, 6tails said: Enjoy all the sex you can! I'll let you know how FC goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 1 hour ago, Kaizy said: I don't have any problems with poly relationships, I'm just not sure if they're my thing. Guess I'll find out. Have fun. Sooner or later they might get sick of you and leave you in the dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 3 hours ago, Brass said: Have fun. Sooner or later they might get sick of you and leave you in the dust. Boy if that thought doesn't cross my mind enough in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I spent £230 on a giant Toothless plushie. After shipping it came to about $500. I regret nothing. It's the perfect little spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 i do kegels but im not sure if im doing them right  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 4 hours ago, Sir Gibby said: i do kegels but im not sure if im doing them right  Get a small sandbag with a string at the end so you can do dick curls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 3 hours ago, MuttButt said: Get a small sandbag with a string at the end so you can do dick curls curls for the gurls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I haven't been to see a doctor in 4 years, because I am can't afford it. When I was a kid I played with a lighter from my mom's car, it started a fire that almost blew up a household propane tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 When I was a kid, probably around 6ish, there was one episode of Cow and Chicken that made me sexually excited. I forgot about it for ages until something reminded me of it earlier, anyway I found the episode on youtube and now it's just quite funny. I think I found the catalyst for some of the weird kinks I have now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAi2EVyCP9E Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Lopori said: When I was a kid, probably around 6ish, there was one episode of Cow and Chicken that made me sexually excited. I forgot about it for ages until something reminded me of it earlier, anyway I found the episode on youtube and now it's just quite funny. I think I found the catalyst for some of the weird kinks I have now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAi2EVyCP9E Â Thats weird...what kind of freaky watersports fetish do you have? ...but then again watching cartoons in which the characters accidentally and humerously got naked in some kind of humiliating way made me feel awkward and uncomfortable as a kid o^o I wouldnt call it sexually excited or sexually awakening, buuut...it was something. Edited December 13, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 14 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Thats weird... ...but then again watching cartoons in which the characters accidentally and humerously got naked in some kind of humiliating way made me feel awkward and uncomfortable as a kid o^o I wouldnt call it sexually excited or sexually awakening, buuut...it was something. Yeah, I didn't know how to word it at the time but I was still very precocious and certainly got turned on by stuff, and it was pretty much never inherently sexual things that caused it. I find it weird and rather fascinating how the mind develops in terms of sexuality, how the hell do fetshies form in childhood? Why do some people have an awakening while others just start off that way? The brain is a silly little organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 On ‎12‎/‎9‎/‎2015 at 11:10 AM, Astus said: When I was a kid I used to pee on a a certain part of our carpet to the way to the bathroom. I thought I couldn't make it and I didn't want to pee in my pants and get yelled at. It went on for about a year before my mom found out... looking back it was pretty funny I think I was like 9 when I forgot* where the bathroom was then pissed inside of the trash can(In the kitchen) I feel bad for anyone who had to take out the trash that day, because man - that could be warm lemonade on your hands. forgot* - I must've been drunk on crystal sucrose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 i liek plump ladies witht hem big tittys and big assers!!! very fertile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 53 minutes ago, Pignog said: i liek plump ladies witht hem big tittys and big assers!!! very fertile True alpher mail take me <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I like Windows 10. There, I said it, tear me apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 20 minutes ago, Lisek said: I like Windows 10. There, I said it, tear me apart. Say goodbye to privacy and hello to unexplained bandwidth consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 i watched star wars for the first time tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I'm a lot more lenient with people than I really should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I'm not a furry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 6 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I'm not a furry. i already know you're a fishy i assume you come with chips so i have a lot of optimism for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Despite being a Cleveland metalhead, I have not actually listened to Mushroomhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) I once sang "The Song That Never Ends" for 40 minutes. A small scratch in the entirety of the song but that still quite a while for such a short song. Edited December 20, 2015 by Bloodshot_Eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Innuendoes, I get them all the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 One time when I was trying to hook up on grindr, I failed to notice that the guy was in the exact same hotel and on the exact same floor as I was. I felt dumb for not figguring that out (the hook up ended up not happoning btw) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 On December 12, 2015 at 7:42 PM, Kaizy said: No it's a standard poly relationship. My girlfriend had to draw me a diagram though so I could even figure out what was happening. I don't have any problems with poly relationships, I'm just not sure if they're my thing. Guess I'll find out. I'll let you know how FC goes. Enjoy sharing the same STD's as a whole bunch of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShioBear Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 if murder was legal id probably burn down churches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 my dog isn't allowed on the beds but when everyone's away or asleep he climbs on there and lays down and whenever I catch him I turn a blind eye to it. I spoil my dogs sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 6 hours ago, ShioBear said: if murder was legal id probably burn down churches. OT: I steal my boyfriend's snacks, when he isn't paying attention. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I...er... made someone else wash their hands because of my OCD. Might take some explaining. We were practicing clinical skills together and they touched the hems of my trousers which, long story short, I walked past insulation in an abandoned building once and now I'm convinced they have asbestos on them despite being washed since. I can't touch them there without washing my hands afterwards. I felt terrible and still do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valery91Thunder Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 16 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said: I...er... made someone else wash their hands because of my OCD. Might take some explaining. We were practicing clinical skills together and they touched the hems of my trousers which, long story short, I walked past insulation in an abandoned building once and now I'm convinced they have asbestos on them despite being washed since. I can't touch them there without washing my hands afterwards. I felt terrible and still do. Heh, you can never be too clean when it comes to clinical/medical stuff! I confess that I regret my past decisions of being nice to people that were up-to-no-goods, and being mean to people who actually meant well, all because I wanted to look "edgy" and "cool" to their eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I sip the pickle juice from the pickle jar and then put it back in the fridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 1 minute ago, AshleyAshes said: I sip the pickle juice from the pickle jar and then put it back in the fridge.  I drink pickle juice too, but only after I eat all the pickles. I also down the juice in jalapeno jars after they're empty. Same thing with olives, honestly. Don't worry, guys. I take breath mints before I go out in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 1 minute ago, Eggdodger said: I drink pickle juice too, but only after I eat all the pickles. I also down the juice in jalapeno jars after they're empty. 8 minutes ago, Eggdodger said: Same thing with olives, honestly. Today we learned I am a terrible hypocrite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I still sleep with a ton of stuffed animals on my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I'm convinced animals are better than people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 2 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I still sleep with a ton of stuffed animals on my bed. Do you pretend they are Rolfe and use them like a Waifu pillow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Sometimes I have romantic fantasies (daydreams) to keep me from being pissed off all the time. Secondly,  I hate loud noise & drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 14 hours ago, Mr. Fox said: I'm convinced animals are better than people. This. I think animals are more honest, too. They show you that they hate you or that they only love you because you feed them. They only kill to sustain themselves, not because they disagree with the religion of other animals. Their simple minds make them better people than we could ever hope to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I liked Windows Vista after the Service Pack came out and actually used it until a week ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Every once in a while, I go on e926 and look up nightmare_fuel. It develops tolerance... Or insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 2 hours ago, Käpt'n said: This. I think animals are more honest, too. They show you that they hate you or that they only love you because you feed them. They only kill to sustain themselves, not because they disagree with the religion of other animals. Their simple minds make them better people than we could ever hope to be. This is why the humble domestic dog is my role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I have this irrational fear of travelling forwards on trains, unless I have some distraction like a companion with me. I always have to travel facing backwards. 4 years ago while on a high speed train to visit my bf, I'd eaten a big sandwich while running to the station so I had indigestion, and then while sitting forwards on the train my already acidy stomach was being knocked about. I felt really travel sick and it scared the shit out of me (emetophobic yay). So now I only travel backwards if I can help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I miss the constant Christmas music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Sometimes I have fantasies about Rolfe and I hanging out and snuggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Señor Sal Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I like to piss in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 37 minutes ago, Señor Sal said: I like to piss in the shower. There's a thread for that, you know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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