Lucyfish Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I have an above average penis and I'm like "Whyyyy I don't even want it" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I have an above average penis and I'm like "Whyyyy I don't even want it"A guy told me I had a beautiful dick. I would gladly wrap it up and give it to him in a box. Severed from my body, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 >wanting to lop off the pinnacle of human biologyy'all trannies crazy smh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 >wanting to lop off the pinnacle of human biologyy'all trannies crazy smhtechnically they don't chop it off, they peel it open like a banana and turn it inside out instead :3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) technically they don't chop it off, they peel it open like a banana and turn it inside out instead :3oh yeahi saw a gif of it oncethanks for the reminder Edited December 3, 2015 by Zerig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Man, can't you just check our ring finger size like a normal person? V; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) oh yeahi saw a gif of it oncethanks for the reminder [url=http://2static.fjcdn.com/hdgifs/Genital+surgery_63ae8d_5754901.mp4]Here have a horrific video of it. Edited December 3, 2015 by Harbinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) What's next, a cup size poll for girls?Do it, fucking do it. My money's on Miss Fleece that she has the biggest tits. Or Alexxx? Only one way to find out :^)I've never cared enough to bother measuringStill don'tIt means you're safeDev is black he just doesnt want anyone to feel bad :V.Why can't I ''This'' this more than once. Why Edit: Seriously though, someone should really make a cup size poll thread Edited December 3, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted December 3, 2015 Author Share Posted December 3, 2015 Edit: Seriously though, someone should really make a cup size poll threadSomeone really should. Unfortunately I'm already at my limit for making terrible polls for a while. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Not quite 7, but I am closer to 7 than to 6 so I chose 7.Can we have one for girth next? I would crush you in that one! :V Oh also, we should make one for everyone with a fox fursona about how far they can stretch their anus! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I started making polls and now everyone wants to make one?Also someone here got less than 3 inches hard?Damn! You should get to use the handicapped parking spot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Around 5" Technically somewhere between 5" and 5.5" but it's probably closer to 5"Fits my hand comfortably so I ain't complainin' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Around 5" Technically somewhere between 5" and 5.5" but it's probably closer to 5"Fits my hand comfortably so I ain't complainin'How big would it have to be to not fit your hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Now there are 4 people who apparently have over 10 inchesC'mon guys, stop rocking the statistics. Keep the data clean... unlike your minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 How big would it have to be to not fit your hand?You know, I never thought about it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Do it, fucking do it. My money's on Miss Fleece that she has the biggest tits. Or Alexxx? Only one way to find out :^)It's always gonna be me, mine are about twice the size of the universe, and get to my destination 3 minutes before I do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Tits or gtfo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Did It For The Cat Girls Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) Personally, I like foot-long sandwiches. Six-inchers don't have enough space for the copious amounts of beef and swine that I like. Edited December 4, 2015 by I Did It For The Cat Girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I really wish you didn't do whole inches. I guess I'll round up. I'm also surprised at the (apparent) honesty in the poll, good show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Those 10 inchers should give photographic proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Those 10 inchers should give photographic proof.Eh... I gave someone proof once and they claimed that I shopped the images :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Tits or gtfoYo big tit thread for the win!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 5 feet 11 and a half inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Not quite 7, but I am closer to 7 than to 6 so I chose 7.Can we have one for girth next? I would crush you in that one! :V Oh also, we should make one for everyone with a fox fursona about how far they can stretch their anus!What. I always thought you were a girlPhoenix Forums: Revelations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 What. I always thought you were a girlPhoenix Forums: RevelationsFor real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Yo mister 3" please reveal yourself. Maybe we can arrange a charity blow job or something? Or call make a wish foundation? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Yo mister 3" please reveal yourself. Maybe we can arrange a charity blow job or something? Or call make a wish foundation? I have a feeling that it's you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) I have a feeling that it's you Edited December 5, 2015 by DevilishlyHandsome49 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 19 inch 1360x768 here 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) All those 10 inchers send proof plz :vAlso - so will the next thread be asking about girth ? Edited December 5, 2015 by Hewge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 19 inch 1360x768 hereWith that resolution I bet you can hardly see it. :v Get on my UHD level. >:V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 For real?Yep. No offence of course! I just had this impression for some reason, that's all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I have a feeling that it's youNah, if I was standing 3 inches behind you I'd be 5 inches deep in you ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Yep. No offence of course! I just had this impression for some reason, that's allNo offence taken I'm just surprised is all! I didn't think that I came across as a girl, I guess I'll have to wave my dick around a little more :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) No offence taken I'm just surprised is all! I didn't think that I came across as a girl, I guess I'll have to wave my dick around a little more :3Hahaha yeah Edited December 5, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yell0wf0x Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Are ye guys measuring from the base? And you should really check yer sizes. Everyone knows that to get the correct size, it's length time diameter plus weight over girth divided by the angle of the tip squared. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShioBear Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 lol all the kids on here be lying no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 My unibrow is really long. And thick. People sometimes want to pet it. So, how are all you single guys doing tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Can i pet it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellan Meig'h Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I"m not voting. The Significant Other says I can't reveal that information. In other news, there is a reason why the wife nicknamed me The Old Warhorse. It's the same reason I have a hard time finding jeans with enough crotch room. (-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 On 12/3/2015 at 0:45 PM, evan said: alright mr. 10 inch penis, reveal yourself I can see the results, so I am not telling. Also, Crystal voted that she has a 10+ inch dick. She doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 5 minutes ago, Zeke said: I can see the results, so I am not telling. Are you saying that this thread is part of the New World Order to help the mods find potential targets for their experiments? In that case, I am NOT telling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Oh so the mods are looking at the results? Hey there! I can provide proof guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 43 minutes ago, Half-Note said: Are you saying that this thread is part of the New World Order to help the mods find potential targets for their experiments? In that case, I am NOT telling. I won't tell you which of you assholes has a horse cock. You are all going to have to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 6 minutes ago, Zeke said: I won't tell you which of you assholes has a horse cock. You are all going to have to find out. REVEAL YOUR SECRETS, HEATHEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 3 minutes ago, Zeke said: I won't tell you which of you assholes has a horse cock. You are all going to have to find out. No, no, no, no! How many times do we have to go through this, Zeke! The proper form is "which of your assholes". The rest was grammatically correct, but I'll still have to subtract points for this ongoing mistake. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 30 minutes ago, Zeke said: I won't tell you which of you assholes has a horse cock. You are all going to have to find out. so you're saying we SHOULD post photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 3 hours ago, Recel said: No, no, no, no! How many times do we have to go through this, Zeke! The proper form is "which of your assholes". The rest was grammatically correct, but I'll still have to subtract points for this ongoing mistake. Blow me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 hey zeke who was it who voted sub-3inch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 54 minutes ago, Sir Gibby said: hey zeke who was it who voted sub-3inch it was YOU also I'm somewhere between 5 and 6 so I rounded up to feel better about myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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