Mitha Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) A poop poll at last! Edited December 3, 2015 by Mitha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 This is why I love these forums. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Someone had to drop this bomb... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Again, these polls get stranger and stranger....Before of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Pooping after showering feels weird and unconfortable. So before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) I normally have a shit before I use this forum, otherwise I end up constipated. :V Edited December 3, 2015 by Mr. Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Girls don't poop, silly you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Pooping after showering feels weird and unconfortable. So before.mhm. After is swamp ass waiting to happen.  Don't get swamp ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 whenever I need towho the fuck has designated shitting times 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Since I am a germaphobe, I shower after pooing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Lame scat thread. Not dirty enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 whenever I need towho the fuck has designated shitting timesFederal penitentiary inmates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Lame scat thread. Not dirty enough!You're right, needs diapers. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You're right, needs diapers. :VTrue plus the poll only relates pooping to a shower. People poop at work and other places that may not have a shower. I'll have to post up an "Ultimate Scat Thread" as this one is weak sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I refuse to vote in a poop poll that wasn't started by a loud-mouth fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I refuse to vote in a poop poll that wasn't started by a loud-mouth fish.That's because you're ashamed of being a dirty waffle stomper. Go jerk your 5 1/2" penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 That's because you're ashamed of being a dirty waffle stomper. You're just mad that the crepe remains a niche breakfast staple of the Bourgeoisie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 im never not shitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You're just mad that the crepe remains a niche breakfast staple of the Bourgeoisie.Say it. Say "I like little pancakes" It's a fair compromise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 That's because you're ashamed of being a dirty waffle stomper. Go jerk your 5 1/2" penis. the fucked up part is that you'll never forget how big my penis is because you're a strange, strange individual. Never change Mr. Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Image courtesy of Pastry...I knew we were going to need this with this upcoming poll trend. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Whenever. Shit happens when shit happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Hahaha who the fuck voted during shower?I always shit before. That's phone time before going to work. Poop, shave, shower.Best part about working nights in camp, there's nobody there at 3pm, you're there right after the poor soul that cleans them, and the bathrooms aren't full of piss, shit, toilet paper and paper towel. Seriously, you should see those fucking things that happens in the bathrooms up in the patch over the hours days works, it's a fucking atrocity.I usually got off at 4-5:30 am on nights, and sometimes I had to take a leak in camp before crashing for the day... The fucking messes I've walked into have blown my fucking mind. You know them shit washrooms you find in in the scuzzy shithole gas stations in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere? Times that by 1000... You sure as shit gotta keep your work boots on, because you're liable to get gonaherpasyphilaids if you don't, its fucked.Only once did I get the opportunity to run one of them fucking asshole's heads off of a hand dryer. I'll never work for CNRL again, but it was fucking worth it. Disgusting fucking douchebags.They usually pay another $2-3 dollars an hour for nights, too. It's crazy that people don't take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I poop whenever I damn please ok?!We should have a turd weight competition. Weigh yourself before and after and the one who drops the biggest #2 before New Years wins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 When the brown wind blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Every other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) I poop whenever I damn please ok?!We should have a turd weight competition. Weigh yourself before and after and the one who drops the biggest #2 before New Years wins!That method is cheating. The turd itself must be individually weighed.  The steaming coil should be laid neatly on a scale directly from ones anus for this competition. Scooping it out of a toilet is disallowed on account of it being unsanitary plus water could penetrate the turds putter layers and absorb into it, adding mass, thus skewing the results. Edited December 4, 2015 by Nordo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I don't have a full understanding as to why this poll exists.OP explain or I'll take a shit in your shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 That method is cheating. The turd itself must be individually weighed.  The steaming coil should be laid neatly on a scale directly from ones anus for this competition. Scooping it out of a toilet is disallowed on account of it being unsanitary plus water could penetrate the turds putter layers and absorb into it, adding mass, thus skewing the results. Words fail me. Have a reaction .gif instead: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Words fail me. Have a reaction .gif instead:Perfect reaction haha!  I assumed a giant " :V  " was not needed in my post. But I think you got that ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 When i need to? Like, i dont always shower before or after I poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 That method is cheating. The turd itself must be individually weighed.  The steaming coil should be laid neatly on a scale directly from ones anus for this competition. Scooping it out of a toilet is disallowed on account of it being unsanitary plus water could penetrate the turds putter layers and absorb into it, adding mass, thus skewing the results. You are absolutely right, how silly of me. Besides, I'm afraid of scales anyway ;__; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 What if you are showering with poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 What if you are showering with poop?That sounds just messed up enough for you to start your own threat with ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 That sounds just messed up enough for you to start your own threat with ;)You mean poop just raining down on people and going into their mouths and stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You mean poop just raining down on people and going into their mouths and stuff? AND STUFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 So what happened to this ultimate scat thread you were gonna start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 So what happened to this ultimate scat thread you were gonna start? I'm still waiting for it to come out. I push and push but nothing comes out. I think maybe if I eat some prunes it will arrive. I might put it up this weekend. I didn't know so many people were looking forward to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 This is furries we're talking about, depraved is our thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 This is furries we're talking about, depraved is our thing. You're so vanilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You're missing an option. Right now should be up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You're so vanilla.Bitch take that back! >:CÂ *flops out penis* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Bitch take that back! >:C *flops out penis*A penis without poo all over it.Totally vanilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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