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The Mugshots and Selfie Thread 2.0


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2 hours ago, AshleyAshes said:

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*sign* This is actually going to hurt me saying this, but... you actually look good as a girl -.-

3 minutes ago, AlexInsane said:

Jesus, I look that old? I'm not even 30 yet. 

It's the beard, man. It's always the beards that do that.

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I very rarely take selfies, so there are actually very few pictures of me out there. Naturally, that means I have too little practice at it. And, recently, my dear dear friend pointed out to me that I have been doing it wrong for years, and sent me this very helpful instructional video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPzGa0zGTfc

So, having watched it and followed its instructions, am I doinit rite?

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24 minutes ago, AlexInsane said:

If I had any kind of balls at all I'd shave my damn head, but I'd probably scare children by doing so. 

And you'd probably attract the wrong people.

Remember, a shaved head on black guy: great!

A shaved head on a white guy: Nazi.

 

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14 minutes ago, AlexInsane said:

Maybe I'll just cut it short then, not shave it. It'll look rubbish either way but I may as well get it over with. 

You could always do a combover. A lot of old guys do that. :P

Don't worry, I'm thinning out too.

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4 hours ago, Mr. Fox said:

And you'd probably attract the wrong people.

Remember, a shaved head on black guy: great!

A shaved head on a white guy: Nazi.

 

Don't try to get black people to shave their head. They almost always end up like Big Brody :P

And @AlexInsane reminds me of a NorthernLion with more hair

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6 hours ago, Rassah said:

*sign* This is actually going to hurt me saying this, but... you actually look good as a girl -.-

Actually this is from a few years ago in college, it's a boy pic.  I'd wear that top with pink and black Tripp NYC pants to classes, no probs. :)

4 hours ago, Azure said:

yes

You always have appreciated. :D

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Just what is it you're after, @AshleyAshes? This act you're pulling off in these forums is (to me) repulsive.

I really don't need to see people pose for a cheap porno here. It's seriously off-putting to see what shit people post in this thread sometimes, especially considering your background.

 

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said:

Just what is it you're after, @AshleyAshes? This act you're pulling off in these forums is (to me) repulsive.

I really don't need to see people pose for a cheap porno here. It's seriously off-putting to see what shit people post in this thread sometimes, especially considering your background.

 

 

 

Its hard being a politician who has to worry about public image!  Wait, that's not my situation...

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18 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said:

it's just common decency. Try it some time, who knows, you might enjoy it.

No, no, you said 'considering my background' not 'decency'. I'm an insignificant drone in a country where I can't be fired for my personal life. :P. But the moralism angle works much better for your argument.

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Just now, 6tails said:

I'm all the eye bleach the thread would need, baby!

I'm ready to see the "coke can."

6 hours ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said:

Just what is it you're after, @AshleyAshes? This act you're pulling off in these forums is (to me) repulsive.

I really don't need to see people pose for a cheap porno here. It's seriously off-putting to see what shit people post in this thread sometimes, especially considering your background.

 

 

 

I think the coffee cup would make a nice addition to the pin up thread. 

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Just now, AshleyAshes said:

Think he wears boxers or briefs? :3

Just a sock.

Plus quit trying to change the subject everyone was shaming you for posting your pin up home made porn.

Also when are you going to invite me over for movie night?

I have 2L of soda ready to go. 

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On 1/10/2016 at 1:13 AM, Alexxx-Returns said:

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Meh.

Hon, I don't know why you're so self-conscious about your image you're hot! Even with the piercings. I bet your teeth look better than what you let on too.

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24 minutes ago, 6tails said:

Perhaps it's the 2L of 'soda.'

Ashley might be a Juggalo, in which case you need 2L of Orange Faygo.

Actually technically a "jugallette"

13 minutes ago, AshleyAshes said:

I have no idea what this is, I'm going to assume it's not distributed in Canada with the exception stores that do specialty soda imports.

You can buy it at Johnvince Foods.

It's like 99 cents for 2L.

So when is the next movie night? 

On January 10, 2016 at 7:13 AM, Alexxx-Returns said:

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Meh.

You should make the pin-up thread and post some photos in it. 

Be a leader. Take that bold first step. You can do it! 

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24 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

It's also a mental fail-safe to shield against criticism of your appearance. I'm very guilty of these on the rare occasions I've posted a selfie so I'm not trying to prove anything.

Everyone does it at some point. A lot of people grow out of it though. It's like the most harmless form of attention whoring.

7 minutes ago, evan said:

having aggressive replies to everything is definitely a sign of confidence and reason.

So is having a background in discrete mathematics. 

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