Guest Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 7 hours ago, DrDingo said: If it's night time and you want to be really really considerate to the people sleeping, you sit your arse down on the seat and go tinkle tinkle instead of standing up and making the sloshsloshslosh noise. Or do like me and piss on the side of the water of the toilet. Silent enough so that works too. THAT COMES FROM 18 YEARS OF PISSING EXPERIENCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 But it's not the noise that matters but the splosh it makes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 7 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Could be worse. You could have to piss in a bottle in your own fucking house since some asshole decided to fall asleep in the fucking shower. Didn't someone else do this not too long before FAF went down? only difference was it was due to laziness and i think he spilled it.....minging bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 14 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: Didn't someone else do this not too long before FAF went down? That would be Sylox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 8 minutes ago, DrDingo said: Sylox ...Whom apparently turned out to have been trolling us all along according to Biochemiphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 7 minutes ago, Amiir said: ...Whom apparently turned out to have been trolling us all along according to Biochemiphy I'm really not surprised...just basing on what the shit that asshole said. I really wouldn't be too surprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 6 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: It's ok to not flush your piss sometimes but flushing your shit is a must Why are you saving your piss in the toilet? That's really gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 19 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: I'm really not surprised...just basing on what the shit that asshole said. I really wouldn't be too surprised I never really had a problem with the guy tbh, he was just... Weird, to say the least. Not implying that I'm not weird, of course, just that he was a special kind of weird, if that makes any sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 4 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Why are you saving your piss in the toilet? That's really gross. It's a little thing called saving your water bill the planet Imagine a world where everyone always had to flush after pissing That's not a world I want to live in What a hell that would be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 1 minute ago, DrDingo said: It's a little thing called saving your water bill the planet Imagine a world where everyone always had to flush after pissing That's not a world I want to live in What a hell that would be How does not flushing your piss save the planet? This makes no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Just now, #00Buck said: How does not flushing your piss save the planet? This makes no sense. Wasting water Wasting electricity Wasting time you could be spending putting a can in a bin The fundamentals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 1 minute ago, DrDingo said: Wasting water Wasting electricity Wasting time you could be spending putting a can in a bin The fundamentals Wasting water is flushing the toilet when there is no pee or poo in it. Your toilet uses electricity? Are you shitting in the cans? What is going on here. Your toilet habits are insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 5 minutes ago, DrDingo said: It's a little thing called saving your water bill the planet Imagine a world where everyone always had to flush after pissing That's not a world I want to live in What a hell that would be You know, I had the same idea but my relatives thought it was gross so I just went with the flow, no pun intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) 8 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Wasting water is flushing the toilet when there is no pee or poo in it. Your toilet uses electricity? Are you shitting in the cans? What is going on here. Your toilet habits are insane. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. According to some web article I just found, if you only flush when you poop then you'll save 2,190 gallons of clean water a year. You should let your loo turn scummy for the environment. @Amiir Oh yeah, naturally. If you're visiting someone's house, don't leave their bog all yellow inside. Edited December 28, 2015 by DrDingo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) 10 minutes ago, DrDingo said: @Amiir Oh yeah, naturally. If you're visiting someone's house, don't leave their bog all yellow inside. The problem is that, if you do normally leave your piss in the toilet, after flushing it down there still remains a residue at the bottom that can be removed only with cleaning products. That happens if you leave your piss there for long Edited December 28, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 18 hours ago, Toshabi said: Is your penis that hard to wield? Art thou's mastery of precise aim and steady flow lost amongst thyself? Hath thou no common decency to make amends with the seat thy desecrated with thy own filth for your brother who wishes to take refuge on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: Wasting water is flushing the toilet when there is no pee or poo in it. Your toilet uses electricity? Are you shitting in the cans? What is going on here. Your toilet habits are insane. im not supporting dingo but i would like to say this. when you flush the toilet where does the waste go? For treatment! they use the likes of chemicals and other shit (no pun intended) to make the water safe for consumption. Iv actually been to one of these treatment plants (sort of). One thing they do is they mix the water in with the chemicals and this can use up a lot of energy. so by following his logic if we were to save more water by not flushing. We are helping cut down the costs by a tad at water treatment centres....but don't take my word for it.....its all an assumption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Ew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 5 hours ago, Amiir said: The problem is that, if you do normally leave your piss in the toilet, after flushing it down there still remains a residue at the bottom that can be removed only with cleaning products. That happens if you leave your piss there for long Cleaning products that are toxic to the environment. Just flush the toilet. What's all this about saving water? It falls out of the sky! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Reminds me of the communal bullshit that happens in camp. There are fucking losers out there that think it's funny to leave a big pile of shit in the showers. I can't wait to run one of their fucking heads off the wall, fuck that makes me mad. Try waiting in some bullshit lineup at 3:30 am, finally getting a room to shit, shower, and shave; only to find some fucking loser took a dump in the shower stall... Oh my fuck, I can't wait for one of them pricks to tell me about it thinking they're funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 8 hours ago, #00Buck said: Cleaning products that are toxic to the environment. Indeed, I thought the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 14 hours ago, DrDingo said: Imagine a world where everyone always had to flush after pissing That's not a world I want to live in What a hell that would be World with smell of pee is also far away from heaven, you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 hour ago, Vitaly said: World with smell of pee is also far away from heaven, you know. Some people here love poo and pee like it is something awesome. I bet the pee filled toilet fans are secret diaper furs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) 9 minutes ago, #00Buck said: diaper furs. Though I remember there being a diaper fur on the old FAF and he was actually a pretty chill guy, totally not creepy or anything. None of us knew he was one until he said so on a unspecified occasion. Don't judge a book by its over I guess? *missuniversespeechpls* Edited December 29, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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