Umbra.Exe Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Out comes a glass prism. In goes a bowl of teriyaki chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Out comes chicken lo-mein. In goes a crate of pistol shrimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Out goes a pistol that shoots shrimp. In goes Wendy, the sassy restaurant mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Out comes a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, a four-piece crispy chicken nugget, small fries and a Jr. Chocolate Frosty®. In goes a fidget spinner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silo Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Out In comes the Terminal 10 Cancer Inserts a baeblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Out comes a dreidel. In goes a roomba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Out comes a lot of carpet fluff, some wheels and and assorted electronic components. In goes a Motorola 68000 processor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Out comes an electric Lazarus. In goes a big wad of loose hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Out comes a Trump's tupee In goes a tooth fairy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Out comes a Easter bunny In goes a weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Out comes the weasel again, clutching all the loose change from the machine's pay drawer. In goes the Paris Climate Change Accord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Out walks Donald Trump. In goes a RCT park where all the coasters are broken and crash. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out come several bits of paper with red text on saying 72 people have died in a accident on super Ludwig coaster among other similar reports. In goes a few assorted Minecraft blocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out comes a 12 years old boy with a hollow stare In goes a bottle of shaving foam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out comes Mr. Clean, bald as ever. In goes a bottle of Fabuloso brand cleaning product. (Here's a pic for those not familiar with the stuff:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out comes a bottle of Cillit bang grime and lime. In goes a F40PH locomotive (remember the meme of that?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out pops Mother Fuckin Sabin I put in tree fiddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 out comes a pine tree in goes an usb air humidifier 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out goes disappointment and frizzy hair In goes a smol cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out com a beeg dog. A very beeg dog, jefe. Un perro muy grande, señor! In goes this random mariachi band that just happened to be passing by. (Get in there! *RAM* *SMACK*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Out pops Jennifer Lopez I shove in sugar... spice.... and a pristine condition 1973 VHS copy of Disney's Robin Hood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Out comes a anthro fox dusted in sugar and spice, along with a blank E-180 VHS cassette. In goes a model aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Out comes a model SAM unit and a heap of plastic pieces, most presumably from the inserted aircraft piece In goes a fat raccoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Out comes... Well, nothing. The raccoon was so fat, it got stuck on the way in. In goes the plunger that was used to remove the raccoon from the machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Umbra.Exe said: Out comes... Well, nothing. The raccoon was so fat, it got stuck on the way in. Yet you can fit the entire city of Vienna into this magical vending machine xD. Or is this a hidden "yo mama so fat he can't even fit into all consuming vending machine" joke? --- Out comes a filthy Mike Rowe, thanking for a new plunger. I insert a gold dubloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Out comes a chocolate coin In goes a Volkswagen Beetle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Snagged said: Yet you can fit the entire city of Vienna into this magical vending machine xD. Or is this a hidden "yo mama so fat he can't even fit into all consuming vending machine" joke? It is. But now you've gone and explained the joke. >:V 1 hour ago, Lopaw said: In goes a Volkswagen Beetle. Out comes G1 Bumblebee. In goes a dusty old pickup truck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Out comes a brand new Toyota hilux In goes a 555 timer IC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Out pops a stack of redstone I shove in 3 puppies and an unopened bottle of tequila 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Out comes a 2nd Garth, as equally as polite, yet sarcastic as the first. Bets on whether they'll kill each other or everyone else going now! In goes a small loan of a million dollars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out comes a bank statement in the red by a million dollars plus interest. In goes a anthro sparkledog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out comes 20lbs of suspicious mince, five vials of multicolour glitter and an extremely tasteless fur coat. In goes a goat with a hernia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out comes Boris Johnson, with a bad case of indigestion. In goes a kilo of cocaine, ten cases of vodka, and the entire cast of Saturday Night Live, past and present. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out comes DEA and ATF in an APC with an arrest warrant. In goes an exploration drone with a live camera feed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out comes a second tape hulk hogan wishes to hide. I put in an unlabeled n64 cartridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out comes the Angry Video Game Nerd with a grudge. In goes a .608 hybrid ceramic bearing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out come a bunch of fidget spinners....i guess you can sell them? In goes a collection of shoulder patches like these: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Out comes a steam locomotive with a steampunk face on it. In goes some 7400 series ICs, including a highly sought after 74141 Nixie tube driver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out comes a chrono machine In goes a tea spoonful of anti matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out comes a nihilist. In goes a handful of midges that flew inside when I opened the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out come 100 more midges than those that went in. In goes a NPN transistor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out comes a Nepalese translator! In goes three weasels, a small cube, and a whale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 8 hours ago, Lopaw said: Out comes a steam locomotive with a steampunk face on it. I have a sudden mental image of Thomas the Tank Engine, shot in chiaroscuro with a sepia filter, wearing THAT face. *shudder* Meanwhile, out comes, a new Cube Escape flash game! In goes a small statue of Cthulhu carved from basalt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out pops a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards I shove in all original 151 Pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out come all the gen 2 Pokemon In goes 5 weasels and a packet of Oreos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out come five fat weasels. In goes a plastic gold bullion bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 out comes an army of angry dwarves. I put in A storm trooper with good aim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out comes a dead Han Solo I insert a 50 years old oil rag from a car mechanic's shop (don't ask me why keeps it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Out comes a quart of oil and a very clean rag. In goes an unsolved Rubik's cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Out comes a solved Rubik's cube that looks like it has been brute forced. In goes a good looking male anthro otter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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