Vallium Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 One of the fun ones Im stealing to start a new thread so here goes for anyone that remembers. For anyone who doesnt, the concept is simple: Insert something in, and the person below will say what came out of this odd, infinite-spaced machine, then insert something new and the cycle repeats. Ready? *Inserts a generic American quarter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out pops George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. *Inserts golden ticket* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes a giant candy bar full of razorblades and used syringes. In goes a pick used by Dave Mustaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes a nickel. Insert photograph of self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 (edited) Out comes a bear. In goes a rubut c: Edited January 2, 2016 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 (edited) Out comes a coffee with cup. On the side? A full house! Must be your lucky day... *Inserts 3 quarts of molten gold* Edited January 2, 2016 by DrGravitas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 out comes...some kind of liquid? it glows in the dark. in go 3 cogwheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes a fully operational steam engine In goes my jizz :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 out comes a clone of you in goes a book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes the same book, which has been hollowed out to include a hidden bottle of vodka. I insert some bones i found in the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes a dinosaur. In goes a smoothie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out come 2 jars full of fingernails in go the lovecraft books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes numerous randy tentacles which drag Caledonian into the machine. I grab a hatchet and insert myself into the machine after Caledonian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes a shot to tha head. In goes another rubut c: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 (edited) Out comes robot army, the vending machine as their overlord The vending machine refused to accept anything as long as the army is doing its bidding. I call Saitama and he destroys them. *inserts one punch man* Edited January 2, 2016 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 In goes an iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Out comes a full-grown iPad Pro. In goes a fusion jazz CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Out comes Bill Clinton playing smooth jazz *inserts 10 ft. pole* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 out comes brokeback mountain *inserts forum trannies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Out comes poorly dressed gay men In goes 40 pounds of weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Nothing comes out. It seems the machine ate it. oh wait, two hours later a turd comes out. It really did eat the fudge. in go 3 empty irn bru cans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Out comes 5 guys in goes murica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Out comes a super-sized McDonald's french fries and a half-dozen Big Macs. Nobody is surprised, but the forum's LDL cholesterol level goes up collectively by five points. In goes the world's largest ball of rubberbands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 You get a snek. In goes a gender neutral sweater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 out comes gender neutral thong *inserts piece of candy from grandmother's sock drawer* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out comes a candy tin, filled with sewing equipment/materials. *Inserts a bucket of bouncy-balls* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out come the disfiguredpuff girls. In goes The Colour Purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 out comes -REDACTED- song about special colored rain. In goes a Hearthstone card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out comes Pikachu. In goes a dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out comes a shield... That seems not stromg enough to hold back anything! In goes a cd of the Dubliners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) Out comes weird Irish men In goes Imogen Heap Edited January 4, 2016 by FenrirDarkWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out comes the Compte de Frou Frou In goes a rusty bedspring, three gallons of caster oil, and the peeled shell of a Californian roast lobster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 out comes a rusty clockwork lobster insert my homework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 out comes money In goes my time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out goes your productivity. In goes a burd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out comes a bucket of KFC. In goes Kim Kardashian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 out comes a butt...on a plate in goes "gombrich's story of art" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 A long list of paper people shape cutouts are printed out made from the very same book. I've inserted a small stirling engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out comes a small robot starling with dyslexia. In goes the entire population of Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out comes angry GM telling you can't do that In goes social life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) Out comes mine. Great, you found it! Thanks! In goes a bowling pin with sun glasses. Edited January 4, 2016 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out come Princess Peach in only her panties. In goes Loogi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Out come Mayro and Joshy. And in goes the dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) Out comes a basketball *inserts DNA Gun* You known the one Edited January 4, 2016 by DrGravitas Fixing error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Out comes gold plated pot leaves. In goes an LRAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Out comes a badly dressed LARPing group In goes butts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Out comes three babies. In goes a red-and-white polkadot tie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Out comes a poorly dressed barbershop quartet, one of them looking for said bow tie. In goes several rods of uranium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 out comes nothing but deathly radiation in go some goggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Out comes Duncan Goodhew's used swimming trunks. Aaaaaand they're going straight back in there! Eww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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