LazerMaster5 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Out comes a barrage of dick pics. In goes a $50 Steam wallet card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 7, 2016 Author Share Posted January 7, 2016 Out comes steam itself, it envelops you in its steamy bliss In goes the cropped porn known as your avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Out comes the same pic but cropped around just the genitals. In goes some nice clean furry art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Out comes a massive pile of Jack Chick pamphlets about the evils of bestiality. In goes the severed head of Jack Chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 7, 2016 Author Share Posted January 7, 2016 Out comes the body of Jack Black In goes yesterday's news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 It does not change and out comes Yahoo News In goes a housecat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) Out goes a ball of grass In goes a mouse trap Edited January 8, 2016 by Snagged Cub Grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out sprays 30 gallons of tar. *inserts a can of crab juice* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes Mr. Krabs bitching about his 1 millionth dollar In goes ultra porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes Chinese food. In goes Donald Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes a suitcase. The machine consumed him! In goes an IRS agent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes Donald Trump again! He's not staying in there if there's an IRS agent with him! In goes his wig again, though. Must have got snagged on the slot as he came out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes furry corn. In goes my finest copypastas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes Mario In goes bill of rights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 IN goes Donald Trump again, wielding a paper shredder! Quick! Stop him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 8, 2016 Author Share Posted January 8, 2016 I pickpocket Donald Trump and become a millionare and with my newfound wealth I hire two bodyguards to haul him away from the machine before he can do anything else. I take off my pants and insert them into the machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes a clone of you In goes the orchestra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Out comes a clone of you In goes the orchestra Out comes a $4 recorder in goes a horny teen with too much free time on his hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes me and you In goes pineapples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out comes a C90 cassette recording of some obscure East Berlin inaudible music, along with a new overpriced walkman and a hipster beard *inserts a bar of Uranium 235* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out come 5 bars of Uranium 47. In goes a cast iron codpiece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Out comes fish and chips. In goes a box of heavy duty staples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Out comes a lot of paperwork. Stapled together in goes blank paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Out runs a thousand monkeys wielding typewriters! In goes a priest, a rabbi, and a buddist monk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Out comes a bar In go my left side brains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Out goes cotton candy flavored slushie In goes my tail fluff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Out comes a pair of extra fluffy Groucho glasses. In goes a a clarinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Out comes a bassoon In goes a hyper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Out comes my dick. In goes a Cattle Decapitation CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 Out comes headless chickens VHS In goes a sparkledog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes a mildly annoyed cat. In goes a snowball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconas Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 out comes frosty the snowmans testicles. inserted a booger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes blood diamond In goes sassy Schwartznegger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 out comes his diary. poor thing. in goes the Lady Ann, the fastest of the Iron Glads, that I lost when playing cards with the devil hims-s-self. (now it's the fastest ship in hell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes the Thunderchild, chased by Martian war machines. In goes Spartacus. (Or at least he said he was Spartacus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes Scatticus, ready to unleash a storm of shit. In goes a broken boiler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 out comes a freezer....also broken in goes a rubber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes north Korea. In goes a bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes South Korea. Or at least parts of it. In goes the Hitler Diaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes ashes. In goes dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out comes another one biting it. In goes lawyer pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Out goes lawyer shirt. In goes Fletcher Reed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out comes Lou Reed, back from the dead. In goes some C4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out comes C-3PO. In goes a tangled slinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out comes headphones. In goes a styrofoam dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out goes squeeky latex In goes a noose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out comes rand Paul In goes the Colbert report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out comes the Nightly Show. In goes a box full of sharp objects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSuspicious_ Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out comes aforementioned sharp objects at a high velocity In goes my life's savings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Out comes paper. In goes human remains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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