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The Vending Machine Game: Phoenix'd version

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Out comes a steam locomotive with a steampunk face on it.

In goes some 7400 series ICs, including a highly sought after 74141 Nixie tube driver.

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8 hours ago, Lopaw said:

Out comes a steam locomotive with a steampunk face on it.

I have a sudden mental image of Thomas the Tank Engine, shot in chiaroscuro with a sepia filter, wearing THAT face. *shudder*

Meanwhile, out comes, a new Cube Escape flash game!

In goes a small statue of Cthulhu carved from basalt.

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Out comes a dead Han Solo

I insert a 50 years old oil rag from a car mechanic's shop (don't ask me why keeps it) 

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Out comes a strand of tourist. dear god. what have you done

in goes furry logic.

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Out comes one of those big metal triangles used to call people to dinner. Ring-a-ling-a-ling, soup's on, everybody!

In goes... A pot of soup.

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Out comes the same old computer desk but with a Commodore 64 on it plus assorted peripherals. 

In goes 8 oz of rice sold for just 2p and 8 oz of lyle's black treacle.

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out comes an angry weasel, rolled in sticky treacle, and then, rolled in rice, looking (almost) tarred and feathered

in goes a dozed 'used' fursuits, needing a good cleaning

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Out come the same dozen fursuits but reduced significantly in size and looking no cleaner.

In go the shrunken fursuits with a good helping of Daz wash powder.

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Out come piles of extremely unhealthy breakfasts covered in cigarette ash.

In goes a rubber sink plunger, a red mushroom with white spots, and a cube with a question mark on it.

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Out comes the vending machine itself as the old one collapses into a singularity and vanishes.

In goes an Internet of Things light bulb.

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Out comes DRM light fixtures for DRM houses that can only work with compatible products.

In goes a DRM fursuit.

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Out comes a DRM fursuit with what seems like a poor attempt at bypassing the DRM attempted on it by cutting circuit board traces.

In goes a fursuit with accidentally bricked firmware.

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Out comes a fursuit that's a literal brick.

In goes a box of black hair dye, two pots of Manic Panic, an Invader Zim tshirt, and an elderly Amish person.

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Out comes a monkey and a typewriter

I insert a shovelful of dirt from my deceased grandma's grave

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Out comes a card with a huge red F on it.

In goes a tin of spinach and a bottle of olive oil.

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Out comes next years weight-watchers program!

In goes an armed 7 Lb brick of C-4

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Out comes an awestruck Mythbuster, Jamie Hyneman

In goes a glass of distilled alcohol

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Out comes a dead cookie monster, skinned, beheaded and ready for the oven.

In goes the entire moon.

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Out come ten votes in the house of commons and a grinning DUP member.

In go all my JIRA bug reports.

 

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Out comes a white rabbit, the ace of spaces, two white doves and the flags of all nations on a very long string.

In goes a model aeroplane made of earwax.

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Out comes Forrest Gump.

In goes a Wonder Ball.
But inside the Wonder Ball, there are live spiders.

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