Spot Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I'm straight so I prefer woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 47 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said: I'm straight so I prefer woman. Wow look at this fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Wow look at this fag. I mean, I could be, but only for the right husbando. I'm open to experimenting. :V ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 As a minger who didn't get laid once in 2015 I can't afford to be picky. I'll take any guy who: - Somehow has an interest in me - Lives in the same country - Isn't a complete creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said: - Lives in the same country Fuck 2 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said: - Isn't a complete creep Fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazooie Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 all of my ideal boyfriends exist in Massachusetts for some strange reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 20 minutes ago, kazooie said: all of my ideal boyfriends exist in Massachusetts for some strange reason ? ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, kazooie said: all of my ideal boyfriends exist in Massachusetts for some strange reason Hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 17 hours ago, Luca said: Vicar Amelia is best beast Waifu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 A guy who can fix most any computer issue or at least knows what's wrong when something happens. That's the number 1 thing i would want in an ideal boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) He has a penis and can put up with my bitching. Edited January 17, 2016 by FenrirDarkWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 18 hours ago, Zeke said: snip Bull is the best husbando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 4 hours ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: A guy who can fix most any computer issue or at least knows what's wrong when something happens. That's the number 1 thing i would want in an ideal boyfriend. Part time support technician and well versed in Mac Android and Windows XP-10 I'm here to offer services just for you baby. Will accept kisses as payment :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 4 hours ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: A guy who can fix most any computer issue or at least knows what's wrong when something happens. That's the number 1 thing i would want in an ideal boyfriend. If you've ever seen an EE/CS department then you would realize that this is an extremely low bar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Augmented Husky said: Part time support technician and well versed in Mac Android and Windows XP-10 I'm here to offer services just for you baby. Will accept kisses as payment :V I would give more than kisses to the guy who would be able to physically help with all the technical problems i come accross. and i'm fine starting with that low bar X3 Edited January 17, 2016 by AlastairSnowpaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: I would give more than kisses to the guy who would be able to physically help with all the technical problems i come accross. and i'm fine starting with that low bar X3 For real though. You could very simply post the issue in the Bits and Bytes section of the forum if you needed help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Augmented Husky said: For real though. You could very simply post the issue in the Bits and Bytes section of the forum if you needed help yea i know but ideally i would have someone around who i could just be there physically and deal with all of that. I guess to add another quality to this person they would need to be able to keep up with my talk about meta-games and talks like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Taikugemu said: Bull is the best husbando. Asgore ditched you, now he's my husbando. I could detail out romantic moments like it's tomorrow =3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Just now, AlastairSnowpaw said: yea i know but ideally i would have someone around who i could just be there physically and deal with all of that. Just make friends with a local tech geek. Shouldn't be hard; the stereotype of the lonely techie exists for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 17, 2016 Author Share Posted January 17, 2016 4 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: He has a penis and can put up with my bitching. I've got half of that for you right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Onnes said: Just make friends with a local tech geek. Shouldn't be hard; the stereotype of the lonely techie exists for a reason. Don't forget they all wear glasses :V 11 minutes ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: yea i know but ideally i would have someone around who i could just be there physically and deal with all of that. I guess to add another quality to this person they would need to be able to keep up with my talk about meta-games and talks like that. Can't say I could help in that regard then Best of luck finding your someone special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I already married mine. I just wish he hadn't hurt his back so he could be strong enough to...actually I probably shouldn't finish that thought. Not in "polite" company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Catilda Lily said: I already married mine. I just wish he hadn't hurt his back so he could be strong enough to...actually I probably shouldn't finish that thought. Not in "polite" company. We all know what you were thinking 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Just now, Barnectomy said: We all know what you were thinking God yes, my dirty secret is out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I'm asexual so not an applicable question to me haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Augmented Husky said: I'm asexual so not an applicable question to me haha Asexual people can't have boyfriends? :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Asexual people can't have boyfriends? :V Clear enough? :V Edited January 17, 2016 by Augmented Husky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrium Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 If anyone remembers FrostHusky81 from the old forums, that's my choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakar-Kerarmor Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Strong, stout and hard-working,, with a fine beard, a big pile of gold, and a big axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) Most of my husbandos have been some level of non-human, although that's pretty common around these parts. (Though few if none have been furry. Lud comes the closest by association of being a weird lizard man.) Colors win points. Claws win points. Sharp teeth win points. Nice hair is a requirement. I like them pretty, strong, snarky, intelligent, classy, and fucking dangerous. Edited January 17, 2016 by Vae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Asexual people can't have boyfriends? :V But doesn't Vaer have a bf? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 My husbando because I'm fucking faggot. Realistically, I dunno. I'm not huge on the idea of being in any kind of 'serious' relationship with anyone in general for a bunch of different, but ultimately highly personal reasons no one really cares about. I'm not gonna lie and say that I'm asexual or anything like that because that's blatantly false, even if I'm far from super interested in sexual things outside of jokey stuff and drawing porn occasionally (and even then it's almost never for my err... "enjoyment"). So I guess the real answer would be none, and that goes for both genders since I'll theoretically fuck anything with a pulse. Unless of course they're like a cat or something, then that shit's just weird. Anyways I need to finish up this shark porn I'm working on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 45 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: ultimately highly personal reasons no one really cares about. What if someone wants to know about it? 49 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: But doesn't Vaer have a bf? I.....think so? yes! I think so! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Regarding the current discussion: Asexual =/= aromantic. You can be romantically attracted to someone without wanting to fuck them, in the same way that you can want to fuck someone without becoming romantically involved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 19 minutes ago, Vae said: Regarding the current discussion: Asexual =/= aromantic. You can be romantically attracted to someone without wanting to fuck them, in the same way that you can want to fuck someone without becoming romantically involved. I wanna fuck a lot of people and not get romantically involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: I wanna fuck a lot of people and not get romantically involved. Have fun getting HIV. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Brass said: Have fun getting HIV. Knowing my luck I probably would and I'd be dead and you wouldn't give the slightest fuck in the world Edited January 17, 2016 by FenrirDarkWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 They have a nice, big dick and can cum a lot. Mhm Bonus if werewolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 On 1/16/2016 at 8:44 AM, Butters said: An easy way to remember is to think of Valerie Solanas's view on the matter: that a Y Chromosome was just an incomplete X and thus men were just incomplete women. ;3 It's the opposite way around in birds, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Vae said: Regarding the current discussion: Asexual =/= aromantic. You can be romantically attracted to someone without wanting to fuck them, in the same way that you can want to fuck someone without becoming romantically involved. I feel like kicking myself from forgeting to mention that critical fact >.< 1 hour ago, Saxon said: It's the opposite way around in birds, by the way. That actually makes plenty of sense since generally male birds have more colorful plumage than female birds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazooie Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 21 hours ago, jcstinks said: Hi want a free ticket into canada, baby 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Augmented Husky said: I feel like kicking myself from forgeting to mention that critical fact >.< That actually makes plenty of sense since generally male birds have more colorful plumage than female birds That likely has nothing to do with it. Human females are more likely to be prized for aesthetics because of a historic imbalance in mortality rates between the sexes, in human evolution. Men were much more likely to be killed than women, therefore the power to select mates belonged to males. This is why there is good evidence that the evolution of hairless skin, fair skin, coloured eyes and hair were all driven by male selection of women. Birds have different selection pressures, which favour conservative females, who represent the reproduction bottleneck and are hence empowered to choose between possible suiters. It is not related to chromosome shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) 9 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: What if someone wants to know about it? I can PM you about it if you want, since like I said it gets highly personal. It's not as bad as I'm sure certain people will probably think though. Edited January 17, 2016 by PastryOfApathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Saxon said: It's the opposite way around in birds, by the way. Most fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: I can PM you about it if you want, since like I said it gets highly personal. It's not as bad as I'm sure certain people will probably think though. Please do but I hope I'm not intruding T_T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Please do but I hope I'm not intruding T_T Don't worry about it. I was thinking about it a lot yesterday anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) 12 hours ago, Astrium said: If anyone remembers FrostHusky81 from the old forums, that's my choice. Oh dang was that guy hot OT: for a mate in general, real :v Edited January 17, 2016 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Saxon said: That likely has nothing to do with it. Human females are more likely to be prized for aesthetics because of a historic imbalance in mortality rates between the sexes, in human evolution. Men were much more likely to be killed than women, therefore the power to select mates belonged to males. This is why there is good evidence that the evolution of hairless skin, fair skin, coloured eyes and hair were all driven by male selection of women. Birds have different selection pressures, which favour conservative females, who represent the reproduction bottleneck and are hence empowered to choose between possible suiters. It is not related to chromosome shape. Ooookeeeyyy that's good to know ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 10 hours ago, Mayonnaise said: Bonus if werewolf. Hewge will be sad T_T I'll tell Garth you want to fuck him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Hewge will be sad T_T I'll tell Garth you want to fuck him EVERYONE wants to fuck Garth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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