PastryOfApathy Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Discuss why North Korea is the best country in the world. For any brainwashed capitalist pigs, here's some educational material to free your mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I miss Kim Jung Ill Looking At Things. =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Well... Uh... It's a good defense strategy..? I guess..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Well, I guess I would have to start from the center of it all, beautiful Pyongyang: I understand that those streets may be filled with a little too much hustle and bustle for some, but there is no denying the charm and appeal of that wonderful city. If the big city is for you, though, I've been told there will always be vacancies at the Ryugyong Hotel when it opens. While you won't see the street vendors common to so many cities in the Far-East - capitalism is the enemy of the people, after all - you will get the chance to see anything from one of the many splendorous monuments to the Worker's Party of Korea to the serene Taedong. As a matter of fact, the Taedong is such a beautiful and clean river that you will rarely see any boat on the water; the day you see commercial ships polluting that river 24/7 is the day the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has fallen apart. Pyongyang is not all that is great about the country, though. As with any country, some of the best places to visit are in the middle of nowhere. In the deciduous forests of the mountains, hills, and plains, you could almost certainly find places to hang out in a tree's shade. If solitude is not your speed, then you could hang out with the eggheads at a place like Kittaeryong to see its famous lights. There is so much to see in North Korea, in fact, that its generous government created several tunnels for the deprived people of South Korea to access the North in secret; however, South Korea could not allow this and did eventually end the generosity with even more fences and walls. At least you might be able to catch a ride in the latest and greatest of the North Korean navy should you attempt to enter the nation through the sea routes the South has yet to wall off. That just makes the country sound like one giant travel destination, though. There are plenty of reasons that living in the country permanently is great. One of the best reasons is in the government. Any educated person could list off the famous names of members of the SPA such as Pak Pong-ju and Jang Sung-taek, but little-known is the face at the head of the country, supreme leader, First Secretary of the Party Kim Jong-un. As a man of the people, he knows what it means to lead. From appearing with the military, to appearing with the military, to appearing with the military, he does it all. Even more, it is said that he is sometimes generous enough to appear in front of the SPA - an organization full of mostly men from the army. Beyond this, though, he understands that it is not where one appears and is seen, but how they appear and how they are seen. I can say without any doubt that he is one of the most gorgeous men alive. Couldn't you just stare at that face for days? I could go on, but even this is a little much for a country that every person knows is at the absolute top of everything. A global hegemon of awesome, North Korea is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I can't help it - the man looks like every kid that ever got picked on, given a swirly, or shoved in a locker during high school. Except he has nukes. Just give that a minute to process. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, AlexInsane said: I can't help it - the man looks like every kid that ever got picked on, given a swirly, or shoved in a locker during high school. Except he has nukes. Just give that a minute to process. He looks like an baby with limb enchancers nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 2 hours ago, MalletFace said: "I pooped a little" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phyllostachys Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 It is a scary thing that there are quite some South Koreans who believe that North Korean government has greater legitimacy compared to South Korean one as they have slaughtered everyone who 'collaborated' with Japanese colonial government (including those who simply worked under Japanese for living) and their families, while South Korean government decided to utilize their experience and skill in administration and business. I cannot even fathom the irrationality of such opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Their resourceful and well preserved collection of pre-1960's Combloc military surplus is a living testament that outranks any military museum and collection around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I feel bad for Kim Jong-un, he must be so ronery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 North Korea's so good that it appears in Wargame: Red Dragon. In that game you mostly play as NK saving the world from Margaret Thatcher. ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 35 minutes ago, WileyWarWeasel said: North Korea's so good that it appears in Wargame: Red Dragon. In that game you mostly play as NK saving the world from Margaret Thatcher. ;3 I should really get that game, what's the single player action on it like? Is it better than European Escalation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, Khaki said: I should really get that game, what's the single player action on it like? Is it better than European Escalation? The SP Campaigns in WRD are a mix of turn-based maps for moving units around and real-time battles. It's overall better than WEE in that it has more nations and units including planes and ships but its maps are not particularly great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 i believe and follow the juche ideology 11 hours ago, WileyWarWeasel said: North Korea's so good that it appears in Wargame: Red Dragon. In that game you mostly play as NK saving the world from Margaret Thatcher. ;3 are you fucking kidding me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 8 hours ago, Pignog said: are you fucking kidding me Partly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PheagleAdler Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 On 1/25/2016 at 8:46 PM, PastryOfApathy said: Discuss why North Korea is the best country in the world. For any brainwashed capitalist pigs, here's some educational material to free your mind North Korea is probably the least likely country I'd like to visit, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xander Venterus Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) There is a simple way to make Korea the best place in the world to live. In the words of Cain, It involves setting things on fire! can u guess? No? Give me a nuke or two, and after a giant blast, and ensuing rainstorm, i will give you, Lake North Korea! South Korea will have brand new Beach Front property and it will be smoking hot! What fault of ours is it if one of our Nukes accidentally sets off all of their nukes still in their launch tubes. Sorry Guys. Edited January 26, 2016 by Xander Venterus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Xander Venterus said: There is a simple way to make Korea the best place in the world to live. In the words of Cain, It involves setting things on fire! can u guess? No? Give me a nuke or two, and after a giant blast, and ensuing rainstorm, i will give you, Lake North Korea! South Korea will have brand new Beach Front property and it will be smoking hot! What fault of ours is it if one of our Nukes accidentally sets off all of their nukes still in their launch tubes. Sorry Guys. Spoken like a true yankee capitalist pig. I miss Kim Jung Ill Looking At Things. =[ The loss of dear leader Kim Jung Ill is a great pain to us all. May his wise, noble and glorious son Kim Jong Un lead us to a glorious future! Edited January 26, 2016 by PastryOfApathy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Venterus Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Spoken like a true yankee capitalist pig. Actually im patriotic to the core, My cousin did 8 years Navy, My father went Army, my Uncle went Police, then Sherrif, my Fiancees father is a 27 year Naval Chief Petty Officer Retired, My Grandfather was Army, My Grandfather on the other side was Naval Intelligence then moved to Lockheed Martin, My sister-in-law just Started in the Navy, I even planned to go Airforce, but my knee injuries from my rodeo activities put an end to that plan. Myself ive worked with 13 law enforcement agencies, most notably the FBI, Phoenix Arizona branch, DHS, as well as one of Califorinas District Attorneys Offices. Im a AR-15 toting redneck Computer Forensics and Network Engineering nut. Get your types of Extremists correct sir! Edited January 26, 2016 by Xander Venterus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Xander Venterus said: Actually im patriotic to the core, My cousin did 8 years Navy, My father went Army, my Uncle went Police, then Sherrif, my Fiancees father is a 27 year Naval Chief Petty Officer Retired, My Grandfather was Army, My Grandfather on the other side was Naval Intelligence then moved to Lockheed Martin, My sister-in-law just Started in the Navy, I even planned to go Airforce, but my knee injuries from my rodeo activities put an end to that plan. Myself ive worked with 13 law enforcement agencies, most notably the FBI, Phoenix Arizona branch, DHS, as well as one of Califorinas District Attorneys Offices. Im a AR-15 toting redneck Computer Forensics and Network Engineering nut. Your day of reckoning shall come yankee pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Venterus Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Come get some! My yard starts at the borders of this country, i dare you to step into it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Stand up, all victims of oppression, For the tyrants fear your might! Don't cling so hard to your possessions, For you have nothing if you have no rights! Let racist ignorance be ended, For respect makes the empires fall! Freedom is merely privilege extended, Unless enjoyed by one and all. So come brothers and sisters, For the struggle carries on. The Internationale Unites the world in song. So comrades, come rally, For this is the time and place! The international ideal Unites the human race. Let no one build walls to divide us, Walls of hatred nor walls of stone. Come greet the dawn and stand beside us, We'll live together or we'll die alone. In our world poisoned by exploitation, Those who have taken, now they must give! And end the vanity of nations, We've but one Earth on which to live. So come brothers and sisters, For the struggle carries on. The Internationale Unites the world in song. So comrades, come rally, For this is the time and place! The international ideal Unites the human race. And so begins the final drama, In the streets and in the fields. We stand unbowed before their armour, We defy their guns and shields! When we fight, provoked by their aggression, Let us be inspired by life and love. For though they offer us concessions, Change will not come from above! So come brothers and sisters, For the struggle carries on. The Internationale Unites the world in song. So comrades, come rally, For this is the time and place! The international ideal Unites the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 On 25.1.2016 at 3:48 AM, Toshabi said: I miss Kim Jung Ill Looking At Things. =[ All the people is those photos are rather... senile. I imagine what will happen when those people die off. Will the youth support their fundamental ideas or adopt whole different policies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: All the people is those photos are rather... senile. I imagine what will happen when those people die off. Will the youth support their fundamental ideas or adopt whole different policies Well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapy Sergal Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 22 hours ago, Xander Venterus said: Come get some! My yard starts at the borders of this country, i dare you to step into it! I won't be surprised if you sleep with your gun(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Venterus Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Good, because i do! one next to me and one, well u know where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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