PastryOfApathy Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 39 minutes ago, Newt said: Hyenas have lady boners. It's like god was browsing FA or something. I still pride myself on not knowing what a Hyena's lady-dick looks like. I mean I'm basically an animal cock encyclopedia at this point but at least I have that going for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I've seen a female hyena in person, it's kind of impossible NOT to see the lady dick. It's just... hanging there. For all to see. It looks like a small fifth leg. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: I've seen a female hyena in person, it's kind of impossible NOT to see the lady dick. It's just... hanging there. For all to see. It looks like a small fifth leg. "Hey baby, is that a fifth leg or are you just happy to see me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I'm glad nobody can see lady boners. To be honest I got a gigantic lady boner over Rolfe yesterday and I am ashamed ????????????????????????????????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, #00Buck said: ????????????????????????????????? Is that better or worse than @TheGreatFanatic jerking it to FNAF? 31 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: I've seen a female hyena in person, it's kind of impossible NOT to see the lady dick. It's just... hanging there. For all to see. It looks like a small fifth leg. hawt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 The erection of a dick is partially controlled parasympathetic neural system You know what that means My mind is telling me no... but my body. My body is telling me YES Just let it loose... literallyĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I neverĀ miss an opportunity to post some NSP. Ā Ā 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) 14 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Is that better or worse than @TheGreatFanatic jerking it to FNAF? Ā Ā Nothing is better than thatĀ ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Ā Edited January 28, 2016 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: Nothing is better than thatĀ ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Yep, that's still worse. I mean if you're gonna do it at least choose something not as...creepy? If that's at all possible? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: if you're gonna do it at least choose something not as...creepy? If that's at all possible? Convince me.Ā ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Newt said: Hyenas have lady boners. What's truly frightening is that they give birth through this 'lady boner'. I shudder at the thought. Edited January 28, 2016 by Vaer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: Convince me.Ā ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) I've been meet with a 'Mature Content' warning, the title is "Franny Gets Stuffed" which all things considered could mean a bunch of increasingly terrible things, and the first comment is "foxys face is like your so weird." Fortune favors the bold I guess. ... You should feel bad. But at the same time this is a way more interesting topic than OP's dick problems. What's truly frightening is that they give birth through this 'lady boner'. I shudder at the thought. I don't know if it's comforting, or horrifying to know that some of the most awful FA fetishes are actually sort of grounded in reality.Ā Edited January 28, 2016 by PastryOfApathy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: this is a way more interesting topic So I've won you over to the FNaF realm?Ā ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) 2 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: I've been meet with a 'Mature Content' warning, the title is "Franny Gets Stuffed" which all things considered could mean a bunch of increasingly terrible things, and the first comment is "foxys face is like your so weird." It's more ofĀ a sexualĀ reference than a sexual theme. UnfortunatelyĀ ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ŹĢÆ Ķ”Ā°) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, TheGreatFanatic said: So I've won you over to the FNaF realm?Ā ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) It's more ofĀ a sexualĀ reference than a sexual theme. UnfortunatelyĀ ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ŹĢÆ Ķ”Ā°) But I already liked FNAF. I even have a shirt I wore to the mall like yesterday (I think I even took a pic wearing it once on here). Hell I even used to drawfag on /fn@fg/ back in the olden days before it become literally nothing but porn and fanwankery. It's just y'know...not sexual because ewww. I mean gross dirty rats covered in literal trash is fine, dead children is where I draw my creepy pervert line though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) 20 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: I don't know if it's comforting, or horrifying to know that some of the most awful FA fetishes are actually sort of grounded in reality. I'mĀ goingĀ toĀ go with horrifying.Ā TheĀ factĀ that most of those fetishes even exist is alarming to me butĀ to each person their own. Edited January 29, 2016 by Vaer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: But I already liked FNAF. I even have a shirt I wore to the mall I demand you send me a picture. Ā Ā I knew you did, I was just talking aboutĀ myĀ FNaF realm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Vaer said: I'mĀ goingĀ toĀ go with horrifying.Ā TheĀ factĀ that most of those fetishes even exist is alarming to me butĀ to each person their own. Just because it has bases to real life doesn't mean it should be comforting. Holocaust was not comforting. So I am going to agree, they are terrifying Especially if you succumb to them. Not that I haveĀ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: I demand you send me a picture. Ā Ā I knew you did, I was just talking aboutĀ myĀ FNaF realm. Fine, here's a really bad out-of-focus picture. Also I think I'm fine in my realm thanks. It's not like I need more reasons to feel awful when fapping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: Fine, here's a really bad out-of-focus picture. This pleases me. I also demand that you tell me who made it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 16 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: Especially if you succumb to them. Not that I haveĀ OoOoOo....youĀ dirrrtyyy boyĀ you~ Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: This pleases me. I also demand that you tell me who made it. I just bought it at a Hot Topic in the mall for like $20. They have like a whole display with all sorts of shit like right in center of the store with all sorts of weird shit. Here it is online, although it has a different, shittier design for some reason. Edited January 29, 2016 by PastryOfApathy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, PastryOfApathy said: I just bought it at a Hot Topic in the mall for like $20. They have like a whole display with all sorts of shit like right in center of the store with all sorts of weird shit. Here it is online, although it has a different, shittier design for some reason. Ā I express my gratitude greatly. Your presence is no longer needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, TheGreatFanatic said: Ā I express my gratitude greatly. Your presence is no longer needed. Oh...okay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 man, that sounds really unfortunate Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScaryEyes Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I am quite pleased with my dick tbh fam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PheagleAdler Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 On 1/28/2016 at 3:36 AM, AlexInsane said: all 9 and a half inches of you. .... pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 On 28/1/2016 at 6:05 PM, TheGreatFanatic said: ( Ā Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Ā Is this Nova? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 On January 28, 2016 at 4:19 AM, Luca said: Tight boxerbriefs.Ā They hide enough of it, unless you hang out with people looking at your crotch for dick outline regularly. Enjoy penile scarring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 @AlexInsane Can I have nude pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Gamedog said: Enjoy penile scarring Why do peopleĀ say this? I'm not talking about painfully tight, but enough to hold it kinda close. What person had it out against briefs andĀ boxer-briefs so badĀ theyĀ spread a rumor that this happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 11 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: @AlexInsane Can I have nude pictures? *rolls eyes* Men.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, AlexInsane said: *rolls eyes* Men.Ā Come on Alex! I could find any hot guy on a porn site but nothing beats porn from someone with personality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 12 hours ago, Luca said: Why do peopleĀ say this? I'm not talking about painfully tight, but enough to hold it kinda close. What person had it out against briefs andĀ boxer-briefs so badĀ theyĀ spread a rumor that this happens? Repeatedly wearing tight briefs and repeatedly getting hard in them over time causes scarring and curvatureĀ my post was an exaggeration but a true oneĀ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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