Crazy Lee Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) This guy isn't a furry, is he? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html Quote A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and masturbating to porn being shown on his cellphone. All right, time to get the jokes out of my system.... On his obituary, it says he died of a stroke. He came and went at the same time. He didn't have his seatbelt on. Please use protection people. The cause of death was Carjacking. He was driving his stick... Yea, I suck at jokes. Edited January 30, 2016 by Crazy Lee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 So his dick went into rigor mortis before he did? :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Natural selection at work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 There's a town called Climax in Michigan, so.... He died on his way to Climax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 And that's why driving stick requires focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 6 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: A Detroit man... And nothing of value was lost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maug Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Apparently when shifting gears he was grabbing the wrong stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Poor guy has blue balls in the afterlife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maug Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Joel said: Poor guy has blue balls in the afterlife ..or a hot poker.. At least he died doing what he loved. I think.. Edited January 31, 2016 by Maug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 This guy is an amateur. I can jerk off while driving and do handbrake turns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, 6tails said: Having an SO in the vehicle with you does not count. :V I jerk off while driving single handed. I'm so good I need windshield wipers on the INSIDE of the car. Edited January 31, 2016 by #00Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, 6tails said: Knee-only master race. Helps being 6'+ in height. Sneezing does not count, either. :V We all know the only place your dick will fit is in the cup holder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 (edited) It was DETROIT after all. A proper end. Masturbating through the air. Edited January 31, 2016 by Yarra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 What an amature. If he couldn't manage that then he would've stood no chance having actual sex while driving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Looks like his life came to a sticky end. 5 hours ago, #00Buck said: I jerk off while driving single handed. I'm so good I need windshield wipers on the INSIDE of the car. That's because you drive an auto you plebian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Atleast he died having a good time Assuming he smiled as he came Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Atleast he died having a good time What if he didn't finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: What if he didn't finish? That is quite unfortunate but his multitasking skills will be remembered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: That is quite unfortunate but his multitasking skills will be remembered If he did finish they could scrape the jizm off the windshield and impregnate someone so that he could have a child who could be driving masturbation man the 2nd and his legend would live on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: If he did finish they could scrape the jizm off the windshield and impregnate someone so that he could have a child who could be driving masturbation man the 2nd and his legend would live on. One day.. Maybe one day... I can be good enough to do the same and not get killed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Just now, Mikazuki Marazhu said: One day.. Maybe one day... I can be good enough to do the same and not get killed You will make your sensei proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 This thread went downhill fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 1 minute ago, TheGreatFanatic said: This thread went downhill fast. Nonsense! This thread is Gold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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