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Quite simple, any stories about furs, weebs or bronies that just make you wince or cringe at the thought?

Also feel free to share pics of cringeworthy ones as well. This thread isnt to bash others but simply for a laugh.

I went to Texas Comicon last year and saw some horrible weebs, like neckbeard, 400+ pounds, looks like they had not showered for weeks, katanas, waifu pillow cases and all. Just horrible.

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I was invited to a  furry room party with 3 guys getting gay with each other all nekkid and stuff while there were other people either making out or watching. Like piledriver gay. I wasn't shocked like a couple of people were. I walked in, got booze, and walked out. 

Also saw a furry at a meet crawling on all fours sniffing people's butts. I kicked him in the face. 

 

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3 hours ago, Zeke said:

I was invited to a  furry room party with 3 guys getting gay with each other all nekkid and stuff while there were other people either making out or watching. Like piledriver gay. I wasn't shocked like a couple of people were. I walked in, got booze, and walked out. 

Also saw a furry at a meet crawling on all fours sniffing people's butts. I kicked him in the face. 

 

Did you broke his face when you kicked him.

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6 hours ago, Zeke said:

I was invited to a  furry room party with 3 guys getting gay with each other all nekkid and stuff while there were other people either making out or watching. Like piledriver gay. I wasn't shocked like a couple of people were. I walked in, got booze, and walked out. 

Also saw a furry at a meet crawling on all fours sniffing people's butts. I kicked him in the face. 

 

At furreality some dudes invited me to get pizza with them and watch axe cop. One of the guys starting jacking someone off when he thought no one was looking. Hello darkness my old friend. He also had a bunch of dildos laying around like we wouldn't notice. Freaked house cleaning right the fuck out

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I want to go to a furry convention just to see some crazy people doing crazy things, haha. I have a fascination with abnormal psychology....

I have a weeaboo story, though. When I was riding the metro in DC a few years back, there were two guys on the train dressed like goku and vegeta. I guess they were coming from a convention. All of a sudden, one of them started screaming like he was powering up or something, and then the other guy jumped up in his seat and started "powering" up too. This old black lady threw a book or something at them and told them to shut up, haha! The whole car was laughing. I don't know if they were crazy or what...

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Luckily I have not had real or super odd encounters myself, just heard about them. I wouldn't know how to react to something super crazy IRL. Stereotypes exist for a reason, sadly... but it sure is funny to hear about those people.

I will say that when I come across bronies on teh interwebz I kinda take this "oh... shit" stance and will proceed to prod them on just how crazy of a brony they are. The latest one that proudly admitted to being a brony I only managed to get out of him that he just happened to be wearing a MLP t-shirt at the time. Pretty boring story, I know. It's just... a grown military man wearing a MLP shirt? A tad odd to me. He hasn't been around much lately so I can't prod him about it anymore. He's a pretty decent guy, bronyness aside.

Another boring story here, but one of my current friends was a brony at one point (now he's bored of it I guess, but his Steam avatar is still of the pink one so I am forever reminded that I'm friends with a past brony). He said he just thought it was a cute show and there were others in the LoL division (as he used to be) that were really into it, so he got caught up in it. I'm just grateful he's no longer into it. As nice as he is, I'm not sure I could accept someone who was intensely into MLP. It would scare me just a tad.

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13 hours ago, Nova said:

Did you broke his face when you kicked him.

I didn't kick him that hard, despite me wearing these at the time. I broke skin on his forehead for sniffing my ass and it took that for people to actually do something. It was funny since a lot of the people were trying to pretend that he wasn't there. 

10 hours ago, Brazen said:

At furreality some dudes invited me to get pizza with them and watch axe cop. One of the guys starting jacking someone off when he thought no one was looking. Hello darkness my old friend. He also had a bunch of dildos laying around like we wouldn't notice. Freaked house cleaning right the fuck out

I bet. That also reminds me of the time I was staffing at AC and two guys were waving their BD dildos in front of a father and his daughter who weren't even attendees. I told them to stop and threatened them to report them to Kage. They laughed until they saw the staff ribbon and when ghost white when I took their badge names and hurried out of the elevator. 

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3 hours ago, Troj said:

Good job, Zeke.

Did you or anybody comfort the dad and kid? That's so fucking gross.

I remember being LOL2Edgy4U at a certain age myself. Ugh. Never had an occasion to wave a dildo at someone, thankfully.

the dad thanked me since it was somewhat of an uncomfortable situation. He did give me looks of "How do you say something without coming off like an ass".

3 hours ago, CinnamonKat said:

Zeke please tell me Kage got onto them, that would be hilarious 

I gave the names to Con OPS since kage was off and about somewhere...which I think he was at the Charity auction by the time I reached ops. I also let a friend know on the radio who was shadowing Kage for most of the time. I never knew what became of that afterward.

3 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said:

Animal Cruelty :V

You say cruelty, I say discipline. 

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2 minutes ago, Astus said:

one time I was playing xbox with a bunch of furries, and they kept saying things like pawsome and fur real.... and..... I just couldn't, they were being serious.

Why can't ewe just furgnore them and mooove on? Gnu don't have to take it so deeriously.

Just now, Saxon said:

Obviously if you stabbed someone in the eyeball for squeezing your boob, then that would be rather fucking difficult to justify, so limits do exist. 

I think kicking someone in the face who isn't actually posing a violent threat to you passes those limits. 

Nobody did the first thing, that's not even a thing we're talking about.

The second is justifiable use of furce. If someone was going around squeezing boobs I would set about them with fisticuffs. Some people need to be put in their place.

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2 minutes ago, jcstinks said:

Anyone who sexually harasses you deserves what they get.

Good point! which brings me to my stories or just con talk in general pretty much every horrible fandom (any of them) related cringe I've encountered is the prevalence of blatant sexual assault and just like .... people getting away with it.

Like listening to people talk about it and it clearly has them really really upset but like "oh we don't want to go to security/police because that would be causing trouble" ... wha ... wha whaaaa? This like "protect the fandom/con from drama" mentality just absolutely BAFFLES me. You had to fight 2 people off who were groping you possibly with intent at more and going to the authorities is causing drama? I .... just WHAT EVEN.  Surprisingly anime/tv Cosplayers are the worst demographic I've dealt with. Like deliberately showing up to a G/PG con dressed as something like Yunalesca. If i can see where you've had to shave your privates you aren't in a PG or lower costume like at all but they didn't get kicked out despite complaints because we can't kick out one of the cities better known cosplayers! just think of the drama that would cause! Ughhhhh

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Oh! also horrible "we are in luv 4eva" like stereotypical relationships except when breaking up instead of it affecting like 6 online people it turns into a huge dramafest between like 50 people "he started dating my best friend like 3 days later baawwww" someone made a CHART just to keep up with it all and avoidance is impossible, one of the major causes is my co-worker :|   Seriously though cons are going to be so hard this year -_-;

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There was a period in which a friend of mine was obsessed with cosplay photography and would attend basically every local event that was reachable via bus/train. I tagged along because I've always liked local conventions, and some of our close friends did as well because they all were into some kind of nerdy fandom to a degree. We were a group of 10 at first, then friends of firends and acquaitances got invited to join and after some time we became like a massive group of more than 30 guys and girls all going together to these events. It was cool as the feeling of "big friendly family" usually comes in pretty automatically in these groups, but there were some bad apples as well; not the kind to generate extreme cringe stories, but still...

First example I remember of, there was this kid who was significantly younger than us (he was probably 14-15) absolutely obsessed with Naruto; he had this bad habit of spending all of his savings into useless yet expensive anime paraphernalia to the point he always had to ask the others for lunch/train ticket money. He also somehow never remembered I was part of his group, as he has tried to introduce himself something like 5 or 6 times during this period.
His closest friend was a typical overweight neckbeard almost double his age, which kept saying he was an intellectual... despite never having managed to finishing high school. He had the habit of jumping into people's conversations and trying to correct them with "factoids" made up at the moment even in arguments he couldn't possibly have knowlege of (gossips and such) and has tried to flirt with each and every girl in the group even if one's partner was like, right there. I remember the only thing he used to buy at cons were the ramen cups; he always went home with dozens of them.

Another guy was absolutely convinced that bites and pinches were signs of affections (and he couldn't control his strenght at all!), and whoever was closer to him always got back home with bitemarks and bruises on their arms, which obviously looked worrying.

Lastly there was a girl who was actually pretty decent at cosplaying, but god forbid if there was another person at the con cosplaying her same character! She would pick fights even if she didn't know the other person. :/

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3 minutes ago, Valery91Thunder said:

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Lastly there was a girl who was actually pretty decent at cosplaying, but god forbid if there was another person at the con cosplaying her same character! She would pick fights even if she didn't know the other person. :/

Oh no. Yep .... that's cosplayers i see it atleast once per con and have broken it up like 2-3 times some of the cases include: person so obsessed that they were completely in character the entire con so someone else being that character was breaking their bizarre immersion. People being mad that someone had done something from the same team (sailor scouts for example) and not wanting to be associated with them and i think the worst one was one person damaging anothers costume because it wasn't accurate. God forbid you make a mistake or stylistic choice (longer skirt for comfort for example) because cosplayers are fierce beasts and how dare you defile their grand hobby with that amateur hour stuff.

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If you been to MFF or AC you have probably seen these two guys around. They're older,usually wear matching outfits and they have a cart full of fox plushies. Be warned,they completely do not understand appropriate behavior. I was heading for the headless lounge at AC and they came up and wouldn't stop bothering me,saying that one of those fox plushies was my kit,that i needed to feed it,oh,that ramen packet won't do,you need to mime puking into the mouth of this plushie for us. Seriously,those guys need to get lost. I have also heard that at one MFF,that they interrupted a panel someone was holding by viewing porn on a laptop.

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37 minutes ago, axelthefox said:

If you been to MFF or AC you have probably seen these two guys around. They're older,usually wear matching outfits and they have a cart full of fox plushies. Be warned,they completely do not understand appropriate behavior. I was heading for the headless lounge at Ac and they came up and wouldn't stop bothering me,saying that one of those fox plushies was my kit,that i needed to feed it,oh,that ramen packet won't do,you need to mime puking into the mouth of this plushie for us. Seriously,those guys need to get lost. I have also heard that at one MFF,that they interrupted a panel someone was holding by viewing porn on a laptop.

I know exactly who you're talking about. Good to know they're as creepy as they look.

The only weird encounter with furries at a con that I can recall at the moment was this one dude who started talking at me at while waiting for the elevator. Yes, talking at me. You know what I mean. When people just kinda ramble on at you without you being part of the conversation.

He saw the tail I was wearing and was like, OH HEY THATS A COOL TAIL MY FRIEND HAS ONE THAT IS SIMILAR AND HE'S NOT HEAR NOW BUT HE LET ME WEAR IT ONCE AND BLAHBLAHBLABHABFJKLDSFGLKDSFJGJKL. I was polite and nodded my head and was like "uh huh, cool" but it was really weird and awkward.

I also have a story about a creeper who tried to get me to cheat on my ex with him. He hosted a local meet that only had a few events (probably because he was creepy) and seemed normal at first. Then he learned I was bisexual and was interested in sleeping with a guy if I was single. So he started creeping hardcore on me and trying to get me to sleep with him. Dude was crazy as shit and I just kinda kept talking to him online because he was so weird. Some highlights include:

-He was super into hypnotism and claimed that he hypnotized himself to be his fursona

-Told a friend of mine that I was "the perfect person to be hypnotized into an obedient pet but my ex was too much of an alpha" (she's super shy as hell and while I am a total sub sexually, I'm stubborn as hell and generally don't take shit from people.)

-Had a crush on the same friend and told him that "eventually you'll see how desperate I am and date me out of pity"

-Claimed he had over 18 sexual partners that he went between while in college (he was a chubby dork)

The best part however, is before we realized how crazy he was, he invited my ex and I over to his house to hang out while his parents were away. It started out as a nice evening. We watched some movies, ate some pizza, and just generally shot the shit. Then at night we went up to his room and chatted. He was on his computer messing around while we talked. At one point he got up to take a piss, so I jokingly said that I'm gunna go through his files and find his secret porn stash. He then unironically encouraged me to do so, and when he came back opened it up and showed us all of his porn. It included nudes from his e-fuckbuddies and random furry porn. We both nope'd the fuck out and left about 10 minutes later saying it was late and we had stuff to do. He also tried to get us to stay the night. Pretty sure he expected a 3-way.

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35 minutes ago, axelthefox said:

If you been to MFF or AC you have probably seen these two guys around. They're older,usually wear matching outfits and they have a cart full of fox plushies. Be warned,they completely do not understand appropriate behavior. I was heading for the headless lounge at Ac and they came up and wouldn't stop bothering me,saying that one of those fox plushies was my kit,that i needed to feed it,oh,that ramen packet won't do,you need to mime puking into the mouth of this plushie for us. Seriously,those guys need to get lost. I have also heard that at one MFF,that they interrupted a panel someone was holding by viewing porn on a laptop.

This is the kind of shiz that keeps me away from cons 

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I've always been kinda conflicted on cringe humor. On one hand it feels kind of mean-spirited, on the other hand I feel like if I was doing any of the things in those cringe compilations and other such videos, then getting ridiculed is a reasonable expectation and something I should just take in stride. Ya gotta learn to laugh at yourself. Iunno, I enjoy it as long as the subject isn't mentally disabled or something.

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I haven't had cringey encounters in a long time while but I'm planning to go to Anthrocon this summer so hopefully something surprises me.  The most cringe-worthy moment I ever experienced happened to me back in the early 90s.  I was tripping on acid at a rave (a REAL rave, not this bullshit fake rave shit going around today) in an abandoned warehouse in the ghettos of DC.  When it ended we went to an after-party at a club in more ghettos of DC.  Basically the whole crowd made its way there somehow.  What we didn't expect was for gay night to be still going on. Just imagine that, over a 100 tripping ravers mixing with gay night.  And this was a pretty gay night with people in costumes and stuff.  

 

My moment happened when I realized I had a been staring at this super gay dude in a tight pink outfit with pink welding goggles on.  He was staring right at me and shooting his tongue between his first two fingers.  I was still pretty jammed up at that point and had no idea how long I was staring but once I did I quickly looked away and felt unclean and nervous.

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3 hours ago, Saxon said:

That's kind of different to sniffing near me? I'm not really sure what I'd do because I'd be afraid that you'd twist it and hurt me a lot. >< 

Anyway, on the topic of kicking people in the face, I actually did kick my brother in the eye by accident when I was a kid and he had to go to hospital. Fortunately I did not turn his eye to moosh and he was fine. 

I've been taught the ancient art of "Moneky plucks bananas and dates" :v

It it were just the tail, yes I would have agreed with you.

However, if it were just tail tugging and pulling on it to sniff, I would have just yelled at him. I don't want someone's nose all up in my crack. You get your face in my crack, you get whacked. 

3 hours ago, Mentova said:

I would encourage you

Of course you would. Someone else's hand pulling your junk instead of your own? :V

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1 hour ago, axelthefox said:

If you been to MFF or AC you have probably seen these two guys around. They're older,usually wear matching outfits and they have a cart full of fox plushies. Be warned,they completely do not understand appropriate behavior. I was heading for the headless lounge at AC and they came up and wouldn't stop bothering me,saying that one of those fox plushies was my kit,that i needed to feed it,oh,that ramen packet won't do,you need to mime puking into the mouth of this plushie for us. Seriously,those guys need to get lost. I have also heard that at one MFF,that they interrupted a panel someone was holding by viewing porn on a laptop.

THE CHIHUAHUA TWINS

I've told the story a lot so I wont tell it again here, but here's a vid of them being creepy

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Mentova said:

I don't think I've heard this story. I'd like to hear it if you don't mind. :D

They cornered me and a friend while we were waiting for our handler to get out of the bathroom.

Started shoving stuffed animals into our hands and telling creepy stories about them. They handed me a mouse and told me to pretend to eat it, I thought "oh, lol, cuz I'm a cat." so I did, then they took pictures and made creepy vore comments. I didn't know vore was a thing before that. 

They attract creepy people, so while I was awkwardly chatting to them and I remember saying "haha yeah I'm really short" and this strange guy comes over, lays his arm on my shoulder and kinda hunkers down to whisper in my fursuit ear "That's okay, I like 'em short"

I fucking noped so hard, I just shoved all the animals back into their arms while they were still trying to hand me stuff, and out comes our handler out of the bathroom. She sees the situation we're in, and without stopping walks through the group and grabs us both and just fucking powerwalks until we're out of the building. 

the end. 

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20 minutes ago, MissFleece said:

They cornered me and a friend while we were waiting for our handler to get out of the bathroom.

Started shoving stuffed animals into our hands and telling creepy stories about them. They handed me a mouse and told me to pretend to eat it, I thought "oh, lol, cuz I'm a cat." so I did, then they took pictures and made creepy vore comments. I didn't know vore was a thing before that. 

They attract creepy people, so while I was awkwardly chatting to them and I remember saying "haha yeah I'm really short" and this strange guy comes over, lays his arm on my shoulder and kinda hunkers down to whisper in my fursuit ear "That's okay, I like 'em short"

I fucking noped so hard, I just shoved all the animals back into their arms while they were still trying to hand me stuff, and out comes our handler out of the bathroom. She sees the situation we're in, and without stopping walks through the group and grabs us both and just fucking powerwalks until we're out of the building. 

the end. 

Holy shit that's creepy. Do they just harass random suiters at AC? How are they not banned yet?

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Just now, Mentova said:

Holy shit that's creepy. Do they just harass random suiters at AC? How are they not banned yet?

ye they do, I hear they stay in a van during the conventions they attend and proposition younger guys all the time. They should be banned but I don't think they've ever been caught doing creepy things. 

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6 minutes ago, MissFleece said:

ye they do, I hear they stay in a van during the conventions they attend and proposition younger guys all the time. They should be banned but I don't think they've ever been caught doing creepy things. 

Oh boy I just started suiting too. I'll report back after this AC if they do any shit to me. :V

Thanks for sharing it btw.

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6 minutes ago, MissFleece said:

ye they do, I hear they stay in a van during the conventions they attend and proposition younger guys all the time. They should be banned but I don't think they've ever been caught doing creepy things. 

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There you go.  Right when it couldn't get creepier it just did.  The famed molesting van?  The switch may have only been set to fondle at the time.  .    

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Session Start (jcfynx:Steve): Mon Feb 8 2016
[12:16] Steve: some yiffs
[12:20] jcfynx: don't do that
[12:20] Steve: don't what
[12:21] Steve: wat :(
[12:21] Steve: im in ur butt
[12:21] Steve: yiffin ur hole :(
[12:21] Steve: :)
[12:22] jcfynx: stop messaging me
[12:22] Steve: i like being silly with words like that :)
[12:25] jcfynx: that is fantastic
[12:25] Steve: :3~
[12:25] jcfynx: :|
[12:26] Steve: *hugs you and licks sweetly*
[12:28] jcfynx: diaf
[12:28] Steve: what's a diaf~?
[12:28] jcfynx: die in a fire
[12:28] Steve: haha
[12:29] Steve: *hides in your fur*
[12:29] Steve: i am in a cuddly mood.
[12:34] Steve: *chews on your fingers*
[12:37] jcfynx: CUT IT OUT
[12:37] Steve: ok
[12:37] Steve: *sucks them instead* <3
[12:38] Steve: ^_^ *kisses your paw*
[12:42] jcfynx: stop
[12:42] Steve: *nuzzles your arm and sucks an your fingers a little more* ^^;;
[12:44] Steve: *stops* was just tryin' to be nice :(

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21 minutes ago, jcstinks said:

Session Start (jcfynx:Steve): Mon Feb 8 2016
[12:16] Steve: some yiffs
[12:20] jcfynx: don't do that
[12:20] Steve: don't what
[12:21] Steve: wat :(
[12:21] Steve: im in ur butt
[12:21] Steve: yiffin ur hole :(
[12:21] Steve: :)
[12:22] jcfynx: stop messaging me
[12:22] Steve: i like being silly with words like that :)
[12:25] jcfynx: that is fantastic
[12:25] Steve: :3~
[12:25] jcfynx: :|
[12:26] Steve: *hugs you and licks sweetly*
[12:28] jcfynx: diaf
[12:28] Steve: what's a diaf~?
[12:28] jcfynx: die in a fire
[12:28] Steve: haha
[12:29] Steve: *hides in your fur*
[12:29] Steve: i am in a cuddly mood.
[12:34] Steve: *chews on your fingers*
[12:37] jcfynx: CUT IT OUT
[12:37] Steve: ok
[12:37] Steve: *sucks them instead* <3
[12:38] Steve: ^_^ *kisses your paw*
[12:42] jcfynx: stop
[12:42] Steve: *nuzzles your arm and sucks an your fingers a little more* ^^;;
[12:44] Steve: *stops* was just tryin' to be nice :(

Okay, what the hell?

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My interactions with furries have only really been through FAF and this forum. Few bits and pieces via Steam because having Conker as your icon attracts furfags apparently, but none of those people made me cringe; though a few pissed me off.

One guy hated to be corrected when he was wrong and insisted no one do it.

I got my ass banned from that chatroom in record time!

My only interaction with furries/bronies in PERSON is all of one girl, and she was pretty cool about it. A little more upfront than I'd have liked maybe, but nothing terrible, especially given that I'm kind of part of both fandoms in a loose sort of way. We mostly talked about art.

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One of my best friends used to be a furfag, we had a really cringe worthy larp session one time, we both laugh about it every so often.

 

Other than that my only intereactions with Furries is online, when KookyFox was over we didn't do furfag extreme shit.

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I don't have many cringe stories because I frankly socialize with very many people outside of my own friend group at cons and I don't really hang out with furries either.

but I dated a weeaboo a few years ago online. she described herself as a yandere and in all honesty had the personality of wet cardboard. but I was young and this was the only way I could get dates so I put up with it. she was also one of the first people I came as trans too and her initial response was to ask if that meant I was a trap like Naoto from Persona 4. which don't get me wrong, Naoto is one of my favorite characters and I'd probably be flattered by any other comparison (maybe) but seriously??

needless to say we just stopped talking shortly one part because I was over it but also because I was busy with school and had just joined a fraternity.

also here's this link: http://weebstories.tumblr.com/

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40 minutes ago, DevilishlyHandsome49 said:

The only cringe stories I have is the process of finding comments for my comment vids and getting a very descriptive and graphic transformation story request on Weasyl (which I already talked about in another thread before)

I've seen your videos, they're gold.

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