Pignog Posted March 10, 2016 Author Share Posted March 10, 2016 yes... cum meat ur furrends... all ur internet buds... right @ ur fingertipps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 17 hours ago, #00Buck said: I'm picking up the vore cake on Friday / Saturday depending on my work schedule. BTW most or all of us will be attending Furnal Equinox. Some of us will also be attending Comic Con. If you will be in Toronto from out of town and want to meet up at either convention post up in the thread. It would be a unique opportunity. Cheers! So I'm scared to ask, but what exactly is this cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 10, 2016 Author Share Posted March 10, 2016 hello canada thread, i finished the cards... their wonderful. no internet still so library postin. also in canada and furry related news: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/syrian-refugees-in-canada-got-housed-in-same-hotel-as-vancoufur-furry-convention-and-the-children-a6921341.html 6 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: So I'm scared to ask, but what exactly is this cake? ill post pics 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 1 hour ago, PastryOfApathy said: So I'm scared to ask, but what exactly is this cake? I debated with the cake maker what you would taste like if we ate you and so the cake will be: Peanut butter and banana cream with candied bacon. Also @Pignog and @kazooie I went ahead and ordered the cake and then realized that it is possible you could be allergic to peanuts. It never occurred to me to ask. Sorry. Anyways if you are allergic to peanuts or bananas or bacon let me know and I'll bring you an alternate dessert so you won't be left out. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 On 9.3.2016 at 7:10 AM, Rassah said: They're digital, so that may be a little bit impossible. Dammn, Rass you noob! Print out your public and private keys and swim in those! And please make sure they are readable *cough* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I'm on way way downtown in about half an hour to get the VORE!!! What's in the box? What's in the box!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) The Box!!! It is among us. Tremble in fear!!! Edited March 12, 2016 by #00Buck 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: The Box!!! It is among us. Tremble in fear!!! I don't know the proper emotion to feel here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 3 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: I don't know the proper emotion to feel here. burning arousal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Dogecoins master race :V 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 On 2/14/2016 at 10:52 PM, PastryOfApathy said: Also I'd like to bring to everyone's attention this lovely buttcoin calculator for your everyday bitcoin-ing needs. It's officially* Rassah approved~! *My name is for the purposes of this sentence, Rassah. wut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I'm away for the weekend at an Iaido seminar, and tomorrow is a test during which I hope to rank up. Don't feel like renting a hotel, so guess where I'm sleeping tonight, and posting from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 14 minutes ago, Rassah said: I'm away for the weekend at an Iaido seminar, and tomorrow is a test during which I hope to rank up. Don't feel like renting a hotel, so guess where I'm sleeping tonight, and posting from? A Walmart parking lot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Actually a school gym parking lot, since that's where the seminar is, but it was Walmart last night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Rassah said: Actually a school gym parking lot, since that's where the seminar is, but it was Walmart last night the lap of luxury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 So those crepy guys in vans that stalk people after hours are libertarian 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 13, 2016 Author Share Posted March 13, 2016 9 hours ago, #00Buck said: The Box!!! It is among us. Tremble in fear!!! i feel like with all the pasty related stuff in the tthread we have to make her an honorary canadian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Rassah said: Actually a school gym parking lot, since that's where the seminar is, but it was Walmart last night Damn, almost nailed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 11 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: I don't know the proper emotion to feel here. The one that goes best with the feeling of your butt clenching really tightly. 3 hours ago, Pignog said: i feel like with all the pasty related stuff in the tthread we have to make her an honorary canadian Maybe after we eat them. I want to eat an American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Pignog said: i feel like with all the pasty related stuff in the thread we have to make her an honorary Canadian Does that mean I get government-issued Tim Horton's rations now? I know every life insurance company in Canada covers at least one emergency care package a week so I better see some Timbits on my doorstep by next Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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willow Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I've seen articles like that floating around on Twitter. basically someone said it was sexist because the male emojis were all professions and the girl ones were princesses and brides or something I can kind of see it I guess but I think it's silly to say they're 'sexist' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Canadians are always more than welcome down here. Just... You know... I want that feeling reciprocated when we fail to stump the Trump in November. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 (edited) Emojis are Japanese inventions, and mainly used by them. Japanese are undoubtedly sexist though. Edited March 13, 2016 by Rassah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rassah said: Emojis are Japanese inventions, and often used by things. Japanese are undoubtedly sexist though. Sexism is the least disconcerting about the japanese ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, DevilBear said: Sexism is the least disconcerting about the japanese ;3 Would the most be the octopus in vagina porn? (It exists) Wait, that's off topic. Oh! What would be the most disconcerting thing about Canadians? Edited March 14, 2016 by Rassah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I'd say the carnival food at the Calgary Stampede, but I do live in America so I can't really... The fact you gave us nickelback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 13 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Does that mean I get government-issued Tim Horton's rations now? I know every life insurance company in Canada covers at least one emergency care package a week so I better see some Timbits on my doorstep by next Saturday. The Government of Canada is ready to deploy Tim Hortons anywhere in the world where hunger happens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 The cake is being loaded into the car by my butler right now. Soon all will be revealed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, #00Buck said: The cake is being loaded into the car by my butler right now. Soon all will be revealed. My butthole is ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: My butthole is ready. My mouth is ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 13, 2016 Author Share Posted March 13, 2016 I'm not ready. I need to shower. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazooie Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Bike broke yesterday and the bike I got to replace broken bike just broke so I may be 30 minutes late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Rassah said: What would be the most disconcerting thing about Canadians? They put fucking gravy on their fries like barbarians. Use ketchup like a man!!! >:V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazooie Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) Edited March 14, 2016 by kazooie 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) You know, it looks more or less how I guessed it would. But somehow I remain shocked. Yep. This is a thing that is currently happening. Edited March 14, 2016 by PastryOfApathy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 You tasted delicious and melted in my mouth. Also people took more pics. I'm sure they will be posted soon. Also we killed lots of furries in our game. It was fun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 3 hours ago, #00Buck said: You tasted delicious and melted in my mouth. Also people took more pics. I'm sure they will be posted soon. Also we killed lots of furries in our game. It was fun. Is it true that the bakery that made this beautiful monument to my eternal greatness specifically asked that their name be crossed out on the box because they "knew about that Tony the Tiger thing"? Or did you hand them that porn pic like a creeper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) 7 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Is it true that the bakery that made this beautiful monument to my eternal greatness specifically asked that their name be crossed out on the box because they "knew about that Tony the Tiger thing"? Or did you hand them that porn pic like a creeper? That's Grrrrrrrrreat! Edited March 14, 2016 by #00Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 just had my afternoon pasty cake. been looking forward to it all shift. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, Pignog said: just had my afternoon pasty cake. been looking forward to it all shift. So did anyone ask you what the hell you were eating? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 52 minutes ago, Pignog said: just had my afternoon pasty cake. been looking forward to it all shift. When you have time please post up how we killed everyone who volunteered to play in Machine Of Death. 43 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: So did anyone ask you what the hell you were eating? Most of your face was gone by the end of the evening so it probably just looked like cake. However, you were delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 16, 2016 Author Share Posted March 16, 2016 been meaning to post game results, have been super busy. I should have them up within the next couple days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 16, 2016 Author Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) On 2016-03-14 at 4:47 PM, PastryOfApathy said: So did anyone ask you what the hell you were eating? Furries came up once at my workplace and it was not in a positive light. I think if I tried to give someone pasty cake there I'd have been thrown in the dough mixer. Fursecution in the workplace is real and it kills. Edited March 16, 2016 by Pignog 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Pignog said: Furries came up once at my workplace and it was not in a positive light. I think if I tried to give someone pasty cake there I'd have been thrown in the dough mixer. Fursecution in the workplace is real and it kills. Discrimination! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) Edible Bitcoins? That cake looks amazing, BTW. The background story isn't clear to me, and the thought of vore squicks me TBH, but I'm impressed. Edited March 18, 2016 by Xaende 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 28 minutes ago, Xaende said: Edible Bitcoins? Bitcoin vore. Make it happen people. I believe in you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: Bitcoin vore. Make it happen people. I believe in you. My hate for bitcoin runs deep. I'm not sure I could eat one. Unless the reason was to post pics of what it looks like in the toilet the next day. But that would be more for my ultimate scat thread. Which will probably never get posted now because I'd probably get banned for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 TORONTO MEET UP #3 (In three acts) Act I: Pasty Cake Buck was a kind soul and offered to vore a forums member at the next meet-up. I'm not sure how it happened buy PastryofApathy volunteered and a work of art was born. The logo for the cake had to be crossed off because of its association with furries (it's not visible in any of the pics). The bakers knew about the whole Tony the Tiger thing. Each piece of Pasty's face had to be cut out of fondant and layered up. A nice detail Buck pointed out: A heart was placed at the back of the cake, with a band wrapping around. Tasted like peanut butter, banana cream, and chocolate. Deelicious! (if I've missed anything Buck and Kazooie can correct me). 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) Act II: Machine of Death Cards I asked for forums members to volunteer to get murdered in a silly card game called Machine of Death. We got about ten volunteers, unfortunately I only printed off six cards to use in the game and we got through five (the discarded one was Pasty who we had just eaten). If you were not chosen this time around you should definitely take it personally. Please take this time to reflect on your shortcomings and why I don't love you as much as Zerig. @Brazen@MissFleece@Gamedog@Sir Gibby@PastryOfApathy@Zerig@Zaraphayx@Revates@evan@Onnes Gamedog It's another day for Gamedog, and he's laying in bed, dreaming of his misery. At present Gamedog cannot be harmed in the real world, because he is surrounded by his many beloved and wonderful cats that ward off every kind of trouble. The only way to harm Gamedog is in his dreams, his misery. So I guess this'll be like inception or something. Occasionally Gamedog dreams of pleasant things, like trapping in the woods, dogs, taxidermy, and various animal furs. His dislikes are a mystery and up to the players' imaginations!! MissFleece In a sleepy little American town rests Miss Fleece and her beloved guard hound, Hank. The duo are currently defending their house like a fortress – the doors and windows are locked, and the neighbours keep a close eye on the place. Hank is also a cerberus, fifty feet tall, can breathe fire, and is a cute doge. He's tied up outside and towers over the house. Inside, Fleece is busy being a people pleaser, and the people she's pleasing today are the Nazi High Command. She's being kind, baking for Adolf Hitler. Goebbels and Himmler are being picky though, they want rabbit and eel, Fleece's allergies. Once the Nazis are fed and tucked into bed, Fleece retreats to her room. She uses her few spare hours to ward off depression and anxiety by enjoying some comics and cartoons. Optional Rule: Like Vegeta always said, “only cooperation will redeem mankind.” Brass and Fleece form an anime friendship bond. As long as both are alive, their mutual love of cartoons protects them from harm. Add +1 difficulty to the final part of the plan. Brass It's everyone's favourite tiny skeleton, with the candy coated heart of gold. Brass loves to run. He's currently running deep in the woods to his husbando's house. As part of his workout regimen he wears a heavy outfit made of his favorite things (he's pretending he's Goku at 10x Earth's gravity). This outfit is made of various rope knots, chains with Master Lock (tm) brand locks, and a computer that monitors his vitals. Brass is paranoid, and has placed traps everywhere. This is because the woods are dangerous right now. They're full of skeleton allergies like rabbits, shellfish, bees, holstein cows full of milk, and most troublesome of all, food. Optional Rule: Like Goku always said, “only cooperation will redeem mankind.” Brass and Fleece form an anime friendship bond. As long as both are alive, their mutual love of cartoons protects them from harm. Add +1 difficulty to the final part of the plan. Gibby Yours has disappeared from my document :(. I wrote it, I saved it, but now all I see are the original notes you sent me. I will rewrite yours in a bit. Edited March 19, 2016 by Pignog 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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