Yarra Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I don't need a program to tell me how fucked up I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 2 hours ago, 6tails said: I wonder how drastically some of these results would change with the addition of one thing: a sex life. Can I habe de pusi b0ss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 "Welcome to the salty spitoon how fucked up are ya?" "How fucked up am I? I once thought about killing myself " "Yeah, so?" "...without any milk" "Uh, right this way" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 So basically its saying I'm asocial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Señor Sal Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Well alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 This seems... more-or-less accurate. Also bonus depression test!! Again... I wouldn't doubt the accuracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted February 20, 2016 Author Share Posted February 20, 2016 38 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: This seems... more-or-less accurate. Also bonus depression test!! Again... I wouldn't doubt the accuracy. The accuracy of it seems to be mixed. Let's just describe it as compromised. So I took the same quiz you took and got this unholy mess : Winter sucks btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I really dont self diagnose because its silly and stupid and mood changes are probably fairly normal but I always curiously wondered if 'cyclothymia' was a thing I would have given i dont suffer any serious long-term negative moods but mine do shift a lot, some days I'll be hyper, others fairly neatral, and others I seem to crash for no(or some) reason, typically after a 'high'. Not that it matters.I'll live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Wow, alla y'all messed up as hell LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, jcstinks said: Wow, alla y'all messed up as hell LOL Furries bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Disorder | Rating ParanoidDisorder | Low SchizoidDisorder | Low SchizotypalDisorder | Low AntisocialDisorder | Low BorderlineDisorder | Low HistrionicDisorder | Low NarcissisticDisorder | Low AvoidantDisorder | Low DependentDisorder | Low Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Low Did I win anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Not surprised on any point here, and the single red section more than likely has to do with similarities to bipolar mood fluctuations. ALL AND ALL, NOT FUGGIN SURPISED A BIT. Entertaining, nonetheless. 3 hours ago, Khaki said: Disorder | Rating ParanoidDisorder | Low SchizoidDisorder | Low SchizotypalDisorder | Low AntisocialDisorder | Low BorderlineDisorder | Low HistrionicDisorder | Low NarcissisticDisorder | Low AvoidantDisorder | Low DependentDisorder | Low Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Low Did I win anything? A virtual pizza party!!! *room full of binary pizza* 0010110101001010101111000010010010100010100 10 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: I really dont self diagnose because its silly and stupid and mood changes are probably fairly normal but I always curiously wondered if 'cyclothymia' was a thing I would have given i dont suffer any serious long-term negative moods but mine do shift a lot, some days I'll be hyper, others fairly neatral, and others I seem to crash for no(or some) reason, typically after a 'high'. Not that it matters.I'll live. I think Cyclothymia is considered a mild Bipolar Disorder... so like, "more extreme than average, but not extreme enough to be ranked as BP 1 or II" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I am a goodybag Seriously though, this test is pretty awful. Even IF some of that is pretty accurate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Dafuq is borderline? Major Depression: Very Slight Dysthymia: Very Slight Bipolar Disorder: Slight Cyclothymia: Very Slight Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight Postpartum Depression: N/Ahttp://www.depressedtest.com/ Yay, I'm not depressed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Dafuq is borderline? LMGTFY http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/borderline-personality-disorder/index.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) 18 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Dafuq is borderline? Its a personality disorder marked by emotional outbursts, self damaging behavior and unstable relationships. Often have issues with feelings of rejection or abandonment Think, the stereotypical 'crazy girlfriend.' Edit: Damn it Chaos beat me to it >:C Edited February 22, 2016 by GarthTheWereWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, ChaosCalix said: LMGTFY http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/borderline-personality-disorder/index.shtml Sounds like me, minus all the self harm stuff. I do get mad pretty quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 54 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Sounds like me, minus all the self harm stuff. I do get mad pretty quick. Yes. You do. From what I know about me I have kinda all the traits of borderline, but, y'know, self-diagnosis isn't exactly trustworthy. I've actually been hounded to see a doctor about things for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Yes. You do. From what I know about me I have kinda all the traits of borderline, but, y'know, self-diagnosis isn't exactly trustworthy. I've actually been hounded to see a doctor about things for years. First step is acknowledgement (see: Self Diagnosis) Second step is action (such as seeing a doctor) Without action, progress isn't obtained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, ChaosCalix said: First step is acknowledgement (see: Self Diagnosis) Second step is action (such as seeing a doctor) Without action, progress isn't obtained. Yeah... I see a counsellor, if that helps, but I just can't simply afford anything medical related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Yeah... I see a counsellor, if that helps, but I just can't simply afford anything medical related. All hail the American medical system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 20 minutes ago, ChaosCalix said: All hail the American medical system Also the fact that I'm a broke university student in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, I can't drive and the nearest good hospital is an hour away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) Also, I've been clinically diagnosed with borderline, and it's basically an instability in both yourself and your relationships with other people. Think a very "hot and cold" personality. Relationships with other people are often very "love-hate." Your perceptions of yourself are very "love-hate." Things will both exceed and fail to meet your expectations, at the same time, and you will react accordingly. Something negative, like a breakup, or loss, or whatever, can completely redefine who you are and everything you feel for large periods of time. It's really fucking annoying. And it's even more annoying that it stacks with the fact that I also have bipolar, which is also an instability in how the emotions work. Edited February 22, 2016 by Vae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) On 2/20/2016 at 9:56 PM, 6tails said: I wonder how drastically some of these results would change with the addition of one thing: a sex life. i took this test when i was a virgin and even then i was scoring considerably high in the schizophrenia department Edited February 22, 2016 by evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Disorder | Rating ParanoidDisorder | High SchizoidDisorder | High SchizotypalDisorder | Moderate AntisocialDisorder | Moderate BorderlineDisorder | Low HistrionicDisorder | Moderate NarcissisticDisorder | Low AvoidantDisorder | High DependentDisorder | Low Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Moderate I stockpile assault weapons, home-made explosives, and ammunition in my bunker when I'm not trying to trap to little green men who raped me in the ass with this big metal thing that had beeping lights all over it. Now I get headaches when I don't wear my tinfoil hat. I bet the Jews had something to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 On 2/20/2016 at 9:12 PM, FenrirDarkWolf said: This seems... more-or-less accurate. Also bonus depression test!! Again... I wouldn't doubt the accuracy. Damn so close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 On 20.2.2016 at 4:05 AM, Hewge said: Either you lied and cherry picked all the best answers or you deserve a prize for being the sanest person ITT... If the test was actually credible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 12 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: Either you lied and cherry picked all the best answers or you deserve a prize for being the sanest person ITT... If the test was actually credible If you get the lowest score it should just pop up window exclaiming "Congratulations, you're a sociopath!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Onnes said: If you get the lowest score it should just pop up window exclaiming "Congratulations, you're a sociopath!" Or a liar or a very lazy person But I agree. Exclaiming you're a sociopath might get you to actually take the test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 So much of the angst from some posters can be explained from these results. I'm not surprised one bit, it's an internet quiz! ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Wat?7 That's bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 fug I should learn to people and then I'll be fine i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) Took the depression test, too. Why the hell not. Major Depression: Very Slight Dysthymia: Slight Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate Cyclothymia: Very High Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight Postpartum Depression: N/A At least this one forces you to acknowledge that it is for entertainment purposes only. Edited February 22, 2016 by DrGravitas Capitalization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: Took the depression test, too. Why the hell not. Major Depression: Very Slight Dysthymia: Slight Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate Cyclothymia: Very High Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight Postpartum Depression: N/A At least this one forces you to acknowledge that it is for entertainment purposes only. For me, sorta'. Everything feels ten times worse for me during winter, so I can somewhat say the SAD 'diagnosis' is semi-accurate. I'm not actually diagnosed with that - just noticing mood swings with certain times of year. I want to say it's by chance, not determining that you actually have it. Or it could be measuring the percentage of symptoms you have to it at that time. Maybe both. For example, Cyclothimia and Bipolar Disorder together makes almost zero sense. Cyclothymia lacks proper manic episodes while Bipolar disorder has a much larger range of emotions. (Just from a quick search). Still... Entertaining, it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Looking at all of these results makes me depressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, Terminal7 said: For me, sorta'. Everything feels ten times worse for me during winter, so I can somewhat say the SAD 'diagnosis' is semi-accurate. I'm not actually diagnosed with that - just noticing mood swings with certain times of year. I want to say it's by chance, not determining that you actually have it. Or it could be measuring the percentage of symptoms you have to it at that time. Maybe both. For example, Cyclothimia and Bipolar Disorder together makes almost zero sense. Cyclothymia lacks proper manic episodes while Bipolar disorder has a much larger range of emotions. (Just from a quick search). Still... Entertaining, it is. To be fair, it is technically saying "These are the rough probabilities that you have a given disorder" so, because Cyclothymia and Bipolar share a number of features, it would make sense for both of them to have higher probabilities even though they're mutually exclusive. It's basically admitting that it doesn't have the information necessary to distinguish which it is, which is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I love tests like this, it's always fun to just compare what everyone got. @ZorroValdez A NEW HIGHSCORE! :V 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 ParanoidDisorder | Moderate SchizoidDisorder | Moderate SchizotypalDisorder | Moderate AntisocialDisorder | Moderate BorderlineDisorder | Moderate HistrionicDisorder | Moderate NarcissisticDisorder | Low AvoidantDisorder | Moderate DependentDisorder | Moderate Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Low whatever that shit means so here's the depression test Major Depression: High Dysthymia: High-Moderate Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate Postpartum Depression: N/A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Onnes said: If you get the lowest score it should just pop up window exclaiming "Congratulations, you're a sociopath!" That'd be Antisocial, actually (if I recall correctly) Which appears to be completely and utterly bugged if you select male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 apparently I'm not that fucked up though I feel like if I took this test about five years ago, I'd probably get slightly different results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 That feel when people get salty 'cause you're not as crazy as they are. Not having mental issues means that something is wrong with you, these days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birchnutter Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 aww, so close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, Birchnutter said: aww, so close Shameful. You'll be having study sessions with me everyday and I expect you pass the test with "very high" on all your tests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birchnutter Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Shameful. You'll be having study sessions with me everyday and I expect you pass the test with "very high" on all your tests. But. But DAAAAAAAAAAAAD :C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 32 minutes ago, Birchnutter said: But. But DAAAAAAAAAAAAD :C Psst. Yes is always the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 On 2/22/2016 at 5:45 AM, Astus said: Looking at all of these results makes me depressed Really? It makes me happy. It's nice to be reminded that I'm not the only nut out there. Besides, it's not as if the test is an accurate representation of your mental wellbeing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Scoring low on everything seems like a problem itself. Are you even human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Is it possible to have every personality disorder at once? it seems like some of them would kinda cancel the others out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 24 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: Is it possible to have every personality disorder at once? it seems like some of them would kinda cancel the others out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Just now, Snagged Cub said: me irl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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