FlynnCoyote Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 It's evening right now, and I headed outside to call my cat into the back patio to feed her. She didn't come, and usually she's there before me like fucking clockwork because she's a food oriented little bitch. So I went walking towards the side of my house to look for her. I just caught the silhouette in time and stopped short two steps of walking through an enormous spider web. I am fucking terrified of spiders, and if I had taken that next couple steps I would have screamed like a bitch and danced the spider wherethefuckisit dance in full view of the neighbours and my housemate who was enjoying a drink on the patio. So at the moment all I can think is holy fucking shit and where the hell is my cat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazen Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: where the hell is my cat? Well, the good news is that you have a pet spider now. Who cares about the cat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Brazen said: Well, the good news is that you have a pet spider now. Who cares about the cat? I don't want a pet that terrifies me. Walked the long way being double cautious and found her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yell0wf0x Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 (edited) I fucking hate spiders myself! I'd have screamed like a little girl if that was me. Edit: OP! Damn you and yer pics cuz now I'm getting the shivers. DX Edited February 23, 2016 by yell0wf0x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, yell0wf0x said: I fucking hate spiders myself! I'd have screamed like a little girl if that was me. Edit: OP! Damn you and yer pics cuz now I'm getting the shivers. DX I was shivering for a whole five minutes walking around outside. It's summer here and the Golden Orb Weavers and St Andrew's Cross spiders are out in force. DX Focus on the cat. The adorable fuzzy cat. Not the fuzzy spider. =3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Dayum, where does that web begin and end? Mad props, spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Thank god i live in n.z where the creepiest fucks are just the daddy longlegs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 The spiders are in your house now. Waiting to crawl on your face while you sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 What? Spiders are cute. Especially when they jump on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 This one eats birds, OP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Conker said: This one eats birds, OP Yea but that one doesn't live on my continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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