LazerMaster5 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Silas pulls out a portable speaker and begins playing Smash Mouth on full blast. As "All-star" fills the air, the bar fight picks up in intensity. Uncontent with just lemons, the patrons begin throwing barstools. One smacks Silas in the forehead, knocking him unconscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 (edited) *Falls to knees* Whyyyyy brother! Why have you fallen *slings Lazer on his shoulder and army carries him towards the barstools, slinging him over the bar counter and sliding behind it for cover* *pulls off his mechanical arm and jams lemons in it, using it as an arm cannon and sniping random bar patrons* I WILL AVENGE THEEEEEE Edited March 10, 2016 by WolfNightV4X1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Fenrir hides behind the counter with Vance, making sure to protect the citrus in his bag. "They need to get out of here alive!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted March 10, 2016 Author Share Posted March 10, 2016 Kinharia just sits back and watches the anarchy unfold within her tavern, she knows that moments like this are exactly why she got into the Lemonade business! As she watches on with glee cheering the patrons on she pours herself a small, half pint of Lemonade from the counter. Ocassionally sipping from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Silas regains conscience, then offers Fenrir his other arm. "Vance is a fucking genius. Here, do what he is doing. I am in no shape to fight," he says as he detaches his remaining arm. Now disarmed, Silas wishes he paid to install a second set of arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 *Looks up at the brightly-colored bionic figure* Is that... *Drops the still-unconscious figure of Brazen back on his face* It is you! Silas! The infamous Industrial Welder! Your work at- *A trio of lemon bounce off the back of the now fully furred head of Dr. Gravitas* Really? Who throws a lemon?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 MEEEEEEEEEE AHAHAHAHA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Silas sits there, giving Gravitas a dirty look. "I work at Foxbutt Industries. And besides, that's irrelevant. People like me not because I weld, but because I rock out." He then wishes he had a spare arm so he could smack Gravitas upside the head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Fen looks about, and throws a wooden arm at Silas to slap people with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 A rather disgruntled half-orc bard throws a lemon at Fen, but Fen ducks behind a nearby table. The lemon flies over Fen and heads straight for the level 3 coyote rogue. The level 3 coyote rogue makes a d20 dexterity saving throw to dodge the incoming lemon. The coyote rogue rolls a 9. With dexterity bonus, this amounts to an 8. Wait but a rogue's highest stat is dexterity. You mean to tell me my highest stat is like an 8 or a 9 out of 20?!?!?!?! The coyote rogue moves his head in an attempt to dodge the lemon, but he actually moves his head into the trajectory of the lemon. If he would have stayed put, the lemon would have flown past his head. The coyote rogue rolls 1d4 for damage and takes 3 points of elemental (lemon) damage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Silas is very annoyed by Fenrir. "How the hell am I supposed to use this? It doesn't even have the proper mount to attach to my sockets. This arm is useless." He then goes full psycho and starts headbutting random bar patrons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 59 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Silas is very annoyed by Fenrir. "How the hell am I supposed to use this? It doesn't even have the proper mount to attach to my sockets. This arm is useless." He then goes full psycho and starts headbutting random bar patrons. "You slap other people with it, DUH." Fenrir groaned, making sure to protect his citrus carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Oh snap, a tavern with my name on it?! ... Oops, wrong Kinny. I'll just see myself out, sorry for bothering you fine folks. <<' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 On 3/15/2016 at 8:37 PM, FenrirDarkWolf said: "You slap other people with it, DUH." Fenrir groaned, making sure to protect his citrus carefully. "But how am I supposed to hold the damn thing without any hands?" Silas asks, rather annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 14 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: "But how am I supposed to hold the damn thing without any hands?" Silas asks, rather annoyed. With your tail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just now, FenrirDarkWolf said: With your tail! Dude, fox tails do not act like monkey tails. They are there more for balance than anything. Stupid otter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) The porcupine, with a look of complete tranquility on his face, sits at the bar sipping his lemonade completely oblivious to the happenings in his surroundings. This lemonade is SOOOOOO good! This. This is definitely what I needed. **let's out a sigh of relief** "Simply wondrous", he exclaims under his breath. Edited March 16, 2016 by Vaer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 (edited) On 03/14/2016 at 6:13 PM, LazerMaster5 said: Silas sits there, giving Gravitas a dirty look. "I work at Foxbutt Industries. And besides, that's irrelevant. People like me not because I weld, but because I rock out." He then wishes he had a spare arm so he could smack Gravitas upside the head. Y-Yes... the music thing! Very famous; One of many talents that involve highly-precise, refined, and repetitious motions. Look, I'll cut to the cha- *Dodges a lemon, inching forward* I want to a chance to study those limbs of yours. *Ducks under a flying barstool, slinking closer to Vance/Fenrir, Silas/LazerMaster* Just for a bit! Err...You'll be compensated, of course! *A wooden hand spins across the short span and slaps his face* Just GIVE ME THAT ARM! D8< *Charges towards the bar with a wild-eyed look*  Edited March 17, 2016 by DrGravitas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Silas then charges forward, slamming Gravitas to the ground. "I only lend my limbs to people I trust, and I don't trust you one bit. Now scram before I headbutt your brains out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 *Dalzell inches forwards towards Gravitas with a smirk on his face* hello, I see we share similar interests. *the pieces on his horns spark a little* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 *Looks up in wide-eyed innocence towards the dapper Dalzell* ... Oh? Perhaps we can do business together, then. Come, tell me more. *Gravitas gets up and gestures to a table off in the corner, seemingly forgetting completely about the lemon-tossing ruffians by the bar.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 *he sits across gravitas and nods* Who knows, but i believe introductions are in place. I am Lord Dalzell Caledon Windshear, time traveler. *He smiles, offering a hoof* I have taken an interest in limb replacing technology, similar to the interest you just showed, be it more...tactful.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 *Takes Lord Dalzell's hoof for a firm, hearty shake* A pleasure to meet you. I am best know as Dr. Gravitas. I take an interest in all things that may prove to... enhance this or that. Adept welder's limbs are all well at good, but time travel! Now that is something I did not expected of this world. You seem a much more agreeable sort, please tell me more. Perhaps we can find some knowledge of mine I might swap with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 *watches all that unfolds from across the bar at a lone cliche corner table, taking notes on a cell phone*Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) Pleasure to meet you, my dear Doctor. *he smiles* I must confess i come from an alternative timestream, that to this future...never existed. *then he sighed* What is there I can tell you, all you really need is a travel device, and the stomach to handle it.  There are various companies making them, and various courses one can follow to learn the ropes....if you have the money. *He spins the tesla coin he offered vear earlier on the table* Edited March 19, 2016 by Caledonian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Fen pulls little tiny armoured suits from hammerspace, and gives them to his living citrus, to protect them from being squished, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 21 hours ago, Caledonian said: Pleasure to meet you, my dear Doctor. *he smiles* I must confess i come from an alternative timestream, that to this future...never existed. *then he sighed* What is there I can tell you, all you really need is a travel device, and the stomach to handle it.  There are various companies making them, and various courses one can follow to learn the ropes....if you have the money. *He spins the tesla coin he offered vear earlier on the table* I am no stranger to transdimentional travel, myself, but I am always looking to evaluate alternatives. I hadn't thought this universe capable of time travel. But, coming from a future that no longer exists sounds like it may be a special case. That said, macro-molecular transport systems are especially interesting. But... I am new to these parts and short on cash. Perhaps there's something I can do for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 19 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: I am no stranger to transdimentional travel, myself, but I am always looking to evaluate alternatives. I hadn't thought this universe capable of time travel. But, coming from a future that no longer exists sounds like it may be a special case. That said, macro-molecular transport systems are especially interesting. But... I am new to these parts and short on cash. Perhaps there's something I can do for you? Allow me to correct you. I am not from a future that no longer exists. I am from a past that never was. I was born in 1845. *smiles a little and takes out an hourglass and lays his raygun on the table. On the barrel a brand is engraved. "Philips ray technology" it said* This is a tesla style raygun, altered for time manipulation. *he fiddled with some controls and aims it on the hourglass before firing it..the sand freezes in the glass and slowly starts moving up*  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Fen walks over to the sheep, and puts on a hat made of gears for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Silas yells, "Hey, Fen, gimme back my arm!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Fen looked up from over the counter, and throws the metal arms at Silas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 when the hat is placed upon his head, Dalzell turns and smiles. "my, my, where did that come from?"  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 A necromancer walks into the tavern... He's happy because he got a raise. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Oh my. Zop, how joyful you haven't perished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 52 minutes ago, Caledonian said: Oh my. Zop, how joyful you haven't perished. Right, of course I didn't! *Undead coyote arm falls off, picks up and reattaches* Just like how I was before! Say, does this tavern have any shrines to The Raven Queen, Eternal Goddess of Death and the Unliving? No reason really, just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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