Cross Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I proclaim myself king of this forums, and if anyone doubts my god's given power, prove it by the sword! Or give a reason why you should be the new king of the forums, and the poster after. Go nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 You're an attractive, evil feline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Ok but no taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Where's your crown, King Nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Don't be ridiculous. I was born fit for royalty. The throne rightily belongs to me. ~lord Overshear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 King of the forum? More like king of the gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Excuse me? Excuse me! I found this sword outside, someone had carelessly left it slotted into a sort of stone-and-anvil thing? It's a bit wet, I think it might have been dragged out of a lake or something? Anybody know who this belongs to? No? Should I just leave it on this round table then? Hello? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 excuse me, first prove you can use it. *pulls out a claymore* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Naturally. I know every single witty remark and response line from 'Monkey Island'. Ahem. "You fight like a dairy farmer!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 wrong. I'm a sheppard. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 I didn't know we had a king! I thought we were an autonomous collective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 I'm pretty gay. I should be king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Is this another e-peen contest? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I dunno, but you guys brought swords to a gunfight. *pulls out AWP and hides in corner of map* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Im king. The lion king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 14 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: I'm pretty gay. I should be king Surely that means you should be Queen? So whoever wants to be king has to marry you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I looked at aero porn a few minutes ago, therefor I should be king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: I looked at aero porn a few minutes ago, therefor I should be king. All hail King Non Sequiteur! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Faust said: All hail King Non Sequiteur! Fuck you I don't have to contribute to your foolish conversations. skip meh Edited March 23, 2016 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 by the sword in my hand, I have conquered the land! I am the king now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Well, I didn't vote for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 That's why it's called king not president Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I thought we were an autonomous collective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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