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I proclaim myself king of this forums, and if anyone doubts my god's given power, prove it by the sword!

Or give a reason why you should be the new king of the forums, and the poster after. Go nuts

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Excuse me? Excuse me! I found this sword outside, someone had carelessly left it slotted into a sort of stone-and-anvil thing? It's a bit wet, I think it might have been dragged out of a lake or something? Anybody know who this belongs to?

No?

Should I just leave it on this round table then?

Hello?

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Naturally. I know every single witty remark and response line from 'Monkey Island'.

Ahem. "You fight like a dairy farmer!"

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14 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

I'm pretty gay.

I should be king

Surely that means you should be Queen?

So whoever wants to be king has to marry you.

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11 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said:

I looked at aero porn a few minutes ago, therefor I should be king.

All hail King Non Sequiteur! :D

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