Zaraphayx Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 I'll bet you can fuck those giant gummy bears 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: I'll bet you can fuck those giant gummy bears Only one way to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: I'll bet you can fuck those giant gummy bears IIRC there is porn of a guy fucking that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Zaraphayx said: I'll bet you can fuck those giant gummy bears Ugh. Now I want one. Thanks faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 24, 2016 Author Share Posted April 24, 2016 I wanna meet the guy who invented anal beads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: I wanna meet the guy who invented anal beads. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 15 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: I wanna meet the guy who invented anal beads. I can identify sex toys by the sound they make when they bounce off of drywall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 25, 2016 Author Share Posted April 25, 2016 Every day someone takes the biggest poop anyone has taken that day and they probably don't even realize it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Why can't poor people just buy more money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Augmented Husky said: Why can't poor people just buy more money You can go to the store and get change for a dollar. Then you'll have 4 quarters instead of 1 dollar. You just quadrupled your money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Augmented Husky said: Why can't poor people just buy more money Why can't poor people just print more money? Why are only some people allowed to print money? Land of the free my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 On 4/7/2016 at 2:38 PM, Zaraphayx said: Being attracted to your own flaccid wiener would be the worst fetish ever. But if you're aroused by the sight of your own flaccid wiener, would it still be flaccid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 How much would music change if more underground music (ie The Residents) were mainstream and more mainstream music (ie The Beatles) were underground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 What if Osama Bin Laden was really a genius and the 9/11 attacks were carried out not to kill thousands of Americans, but to eternally plague us with 9/11 truthers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 The kinds of people who write their controversial opinions all over social media are probably the same types of people who post dozens of bumper-stickers all over their car. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 This water is wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 It's friggin' freezing in my bathroom this morning. Maybe if I keep opening my shower door to let the heated air out, I can equalize the temperatures and getting out won't be so bad. *opens door and cold rushes in* Burr! That's cold! *closes door to build warmth then repeats several more times.* (Post-shower thoughts) *shivering* I-I s-should not try to s-science bef-fore brrrrr-brreakfast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted May 5, 2016 Author Share Posted May 5, 2016 If a vegan orders at a restaurant without informing the waiter that they are vegan, are they really a vegan at all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 A colleague of mine at work told me he was teaching his cat to box and I accidentally made a song about it... 'Cats Can't Box' Lyrics Well you can go toe-to-toe with an antelope, You can punch a kangaroo in the face, The bison's like Mike Tyson in the square ring, And the pangolin's a pugilist ace, You can slug it out 'till the final bell, With a mule or a cow or a fox, But you'd better learn this lesson well... ...Cats Can't Box. Yeah! Ya know, Cats can't box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 7 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: If a vegan orders at a restaurant without informing the waiter that they are vegan, are they really a vegan at all? If a vegan falls down in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make any noise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, DrDingo said: If a vegan falls down in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make any noise No. The leafy greens stifle any sound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major lee snake Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Why do you bake cookies, and cook bacon? Why can't you bake bacon, and cook cookies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 *hums Life by Ludovico Euinaudi* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 El cantico dela luna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: El cantico dela luna My translator translates this as "El cantico dela luna" Well then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Endless/Nameless said: My translator translates this as "El cantico dela luna" Well then. I'm sorry Google Translate can't save you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Every time I cut my grass, is it like shaving mother nature's legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, DevilBear said: Every time I cut my grass, is it like shaving mother nature's legs? It's more like the Jolly Green Giant's chest hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Endless/Nameless said: It's more like the Jolly Green Giant's chest hair Jolly Green Giant is my husbando. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Kosha said: Jolly Green Giant is my husbando. Is he what vegans whack off to? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 40 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: Is he what vegans whack off to? I saw porn of him once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 A dog genius would be about as smart as a retarded guy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 10 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: My translator translates this as "El cantico dela luna" Well then. "The hymn of the moon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 15 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: A dog genius would be about as smart as a retarded guy. There's someone named Zara on the 9th floor on my dorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 If you don't plan for mistakes, you've already made one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 People rarely listen to prophets because prophecies are usually made after the event has already happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 This is my last shower in this shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 1 hour ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: This is my last shower in this shower Moving to a new home ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Augmented Husky said: Moving to a new home ? No, going back home from uni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 If a man masturbates he is gay. He is giving a man sexual pleasure by rubbing his penis with his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, #00Buck said: If a man masturbates he is gay. He is giving a man sexual pleasure by rubbing his penis with his hand. So that's why so many furries are gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Kosha said: So that's why so many furries are gay. Over the years I've given thousands of hand jobs to a man. That man just happens to be me. I can't keep my hands off myself. I'm a gay sex addict. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: Over the years I've given thousands of hand jobs to a man. That man just happens to be me. I can't keep my hands off myself. I'm a gay sex addict. welcome to the fag club 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 5 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: welcome to the fag club What is the first rule of fag club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: What is the first rule of fag club? don't tell people about the fags we smoke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 7 hours ago, #00Buck said: What is the first rule of fag club? Avoid all closets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 If Pinocchio says "my nose will grow now" what would happen ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 What happens if the President dies and the Vice President was a former President who had 2 terms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 3 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: What happens if the President dies and the Vice President was a former President who had 2 terms... I don't think someone who fits that criteria can become VP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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