Faust Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Bat hugs rock 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Today I was pondering a line of mildly musky soaps, conditioners and bath products for furries, that smelled just so faintly of the woods, of the sharp musk of the fox, and also, one with just a hint of skunk: I could make then different colors, for the different animals, and furs could be clean, moisturized and musky, all at the same time. Good clean fun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 If a Satanist blesses holy water, does it become normal water? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Socketosis said: If a Satanist blesses holy water, does it become normal water? When good and evil finally clash, the apocalypse happens and your cup of water evaporates high into air thus no longer being water 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Socketosis said: If a Satanist blesses holy water, does it become normal water? The true way to test... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goobaya Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 tomato is mostly considered to be a fruit, right? if that's the case, then that means ketchup is pretty much ... tomato jam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 11 minutes ago, goobaya said: tomato is mostly considered to be a fruit, right? if that's the case, then that means ketchup is pretty much ... a smoothie. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goobaya Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Glowing Glass said: FTFY nothing says tasty like putting wendy fries into your tomato smoothie! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Socketosis said: If a Satanist blesses holy water, does it become normal water? If I smoke weed from a bong filled with holy water, does it make me purified and blessed? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 58 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said: If I smoke weed from a bong filled with holy water, does it make me purified and blessed? No, it makes you high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 9 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: If I smoke weed from a bong filled with holy water, does it make me purified and blessed? Depends, are you a Rastafarian? There's also evidence that the early Christian church used hallucinogens as a means of prophecy. It's called 'Revelations'. Incidentally I've met a few satanists in my time and it depends what kind you're talking about. Some Satanists don't believe in Satan in the Judeo-Christian sense (it is, after all, only the Hebrew word for 'Adversary') but in a pre-Christian deity that they think was unfairly victimised by the bible. Lucifer also exists in other belief systems in a more positive light (haha... geddit? Light?) for example in Zoroastrian Dualism he's often associated with Ahura Mazda (sounds like a car...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Chaosmasterdelta missed a fantastic opportunity to name his 'Show Off Your Stuff' thread as 'Show Off Your Junk'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 On 9/26/2016 at 2:16 AM, Faust said: There's also evidence that the early Christian church used hallucinogens as a means of prophecy. It's called 'Revelations'. Revelations is intentionally obscure. It was written, after all, during the reign of Nero and intended for a specific "in club." Nero himself is mentioned in the text. However, Solomon was known to have been a connoisseur of hashish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 If Hillary wins the 2016 election, it will be the first time that two US presidents have had sex with each other. ...that we know of 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I wonder if it will snow a lot this winter, so I get extra days off, and can stay home, and thus, take longer showers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 6 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: I wonder if it will snow a lot this winter, so I get extra days off, and can stay home, and thus, take longer showers. Supposed to be real snowy in Ontario this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 It is in fact not at all common to have snow at Christmas in the UK. The main reason for the 'White Christmas' tradition is Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" in which it does snow, but even in that book it is mentioned that the weather is distinctly unseasonal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 If you have a posh watch with a solar panel, you can show it off to everyone and use the excuse that you're giving it light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antumbra Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 If I touch myself, but I don't really want to do it, am I raping myself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Antumbra said: If I touch myself, but I don't really want to do it, am I raping myself? Nah you were naked. Totally asking for it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 The Jedi were like, galactic police So they could be doing a raid on a building and say "Open up, or we'll enter by force" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 If Gok Wan ever marries Miranda Kerr, I hope they decide not to hyphenate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 There's a lot of people on this forum who can not recall a time they did not have the internet, and I wonder what that must be like. I think I first got a computer and started using it in about 199y, and recall life before anyone was really 'online', and how much more it seems like we hung out, and did things. The world seems quieter now, not as physically social, removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Weeb, Weeaboo. Weeb. Dweeb! ... ...Dweeaboo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Confucius say: Man who run in front of car become tired. Man who run behind car become exhausted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 31 minutes ago, Zop said: Confucius say: Man who run in front of car become tired. Man who run behind car become exhausted. Man who run in side of car get arrested. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Confucius also say 'Man who become president for Year of Rooster is Giant Cock.' 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 So, the Jedi collected force sensitive children and prevented them from having offspring. Isn't that a blatant, surefire way to kill off the force sensitive population? They're not very smart 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I will be the last person to die in my lifetime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Political Translation of the Day: "We'll build a wall and make Mexico pay for it" Translation: "We'll build a wall and force a price inflation of all the stuff we import from Mexico to pay for it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Is this thread for thoughts that you have in the shower or thoughts that you have about the shower? The title makes it ambiguous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Thoughts you have in the shower. Usually random thoughts. See the subreddit "showerthoughts" on reddit. Speaking of which, reddit had a good one today: "Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail that way I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 The company I work for is doing one of these 'Diversity Survey' things and I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand I am strongly in favour of equality. On the other hand I don't see how a survey serves that purpose. The way to promote equality is to ignore irrelevant features such as race, gender, sexual orientation, disability and the like, and hire purely based upon the ability to perform one's duties. Now let's assume your survey shows the company doesn't have any mongolians, little people, transgendered people, homosexual females or schizophrenics. What are you going to do, hire a mad mongolian midget lesbian on the understanding that she get a vaginoplasty ASAP? Or are you going to do the sensible thing and hire somebody who can do the job, regardless of any other factors? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I wonder if Venus being a hot, gassy hellhole ever triggered an SJW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Looking at the Star Wars wiki obi wan is effectively going around the space equivalent of a modded 56 Ford F100. And R2 is in effect a 486 PC seeing there are much more advanced R-series droids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 It must be weird to have a surname that is based on the misspelling of another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 15 hours ago, Socketosis said: It must be weird to have a surname that is based on the misspelling of another one. That definition may cover a lot more surnames than you think. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 If you think about it, 'a friend in need is a friend indeed' is a BAD thing. It means that friends who want something from you are likely to be more friendly toward you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Why don't the Christians try opposing abortion by appealing to liberal sensibilities and call aborted fetuses "womb refugees"???? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: Why don't the Christians try opposing abortion by appealing to liberal sensibilities and call aborted fetuses "womb refugees"???? Probably to avoid scenes like this at maternity wards: Surgeon: Congratulations, Mrs Smith, it's a boy! Border Patrol: ...but he's got no passport. Surgeon: Oh dear, you're right. BACK IN YOU GO, IMMIGRANT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 If Red means hot and Blue means cold... why are blue flames hotter than red ones? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, Faust said: If Red means hot and Blue means cold... why are blue flames hotter than red ones? Because blue was mistakenly associated with cold, most likely because ice is bluei-ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Why can't poor people just buy more money ? god that's so freakin' awful LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Ok, say you were starving, and cut off your foot and ate it. Would that still be cannibalism or does it have it's own tedm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 On 25/03/2017 at 2:17 PM, Fossa-Boy said: Ok, say you were starving, and cut off your foot and ate it. Would that still be cannibalism or does it have it's own tedm? It's actually called 'Autocannibalism'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 If 'patience is a virtue' and 'good things come to those who wait.' but... 'tomorrow is never guaranteed.' What are you waiting for? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 If you crash a car on purpose is it still an accident ?...........Nope....its not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yeah" why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Shiro said: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yeah" why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"? Or a Limbo Dunno? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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