Faust Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 On 15 May 2016 at 2:38 AM, FenrirDarkWolf said: What happens if the President dies and the Vice President was a former President who had 2 terms... More to the point, what if the President is REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT HIS JOB and all the other candidates are like, badgers in suits or obviously lobbying for power with the aid of Satanic Magic, but the president's already had 2 terms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Is the copywrite symbol copywritten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Faust said: More to the point, what if the President is REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT HIS JOB and all the other candidates are like, badgers in suits or obviously lobbying for power with the aid of Satanic Magic, but the president's already had 2 terms... then fuck you basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 If you think about it, cheese is really disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 1 hour ago, DrDingo said: If you think about it, cheese is really disgusting Yeah. They just leave it lying around in CAVES near me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Faust said: Yeah. They just leave it lying around in CAVES near me. I hope it's not the cave you roost in Being that you're the batman and all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Every time I step in is a chance I can die one of the stupidest deaths ever, and yet I still haven't bought shower slippers or grip-pads. Also there needs to be a shower-proof brush for people with long hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 hour ago, 6tails said: ...what the fuck am I doing in Zaraphayx's shower? He's gay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 It's difficult to wash your hair while hanging upset down from the shower head. On the other hand I've got the cleanest balls in all of furrydom. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 So yesterday I watched Office Space and noticed how Bill Lumbergh, the boss, has an uncanny resemblance to one of the managers at the theater I work at. They wear similar glasses, have similar hair, have a similar facial structure, and both get kinda pushy at times. Their first names are even the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Why is there blood on the soap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Sorry, I got peckish mid-shower. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 So, that guy who shot the gorilla at the zoo. Would he be considered a master of "gorilla warfare"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 I hear that Donald Trump has bought four million square metres of carpet as part of his next business scheme. I reckon there's a massive floor in his logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 This sure is taking a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 So I had a lady client today who is a nurse who saved a young heroin addicts life. Would she be considered a "heroine"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 15 hours ago, Frig said: So I had a lady client today who is a nurse who saved a young heroin addicts life. Would she be considered a "heroine"? Interestingly enough, this isn't technically a pun. Heroin was intended to be an opiate painkiller with all the painkilling attributes of opium but without the addiction problem. It was named 'Heroin' because of the heroic way it handled pain. Unfortunately, as it transpired, it was even MORE addictive than opium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 This water is sweltering hot. Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaneFox Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I reeeealllly don't want to get out. It feels so good. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 If something offends you, don't ignore it. Consider it deeply. You never know when it might be your own opinion that needs changing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 It's really nice of the man next door to watch me with his binoculars to make sure I stay safe in the shower. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 The planet Jupiter is named after the Roman god who is Zeus. One of Jupiter's moons is named Ganymede, after the Greek god of homosexuality and Zeus's lover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Proper noun said: The planet Jupiter is named after the Roman god who is Zeus. One of Jupiter's moons is named Ganymede, after the Greek god of homosexuality and Zeus's lover. Oh yes, the Greeks were big fans of naughty greasy man-love. It always gets written out in the movies. Troy, I'm looking at you! Patroclus was not Achilles' 'friend'. Interestingly, it's been theorised that both Zeus and Jupiter draw their etymology from the same basic source, 'Diaus Pitar', meaning 'Father Sky'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Black lives matter is neither back nor does it matter. Discuss... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 will the mirror be steamed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 18 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: will the mirror be steamed up no of course not, I'm taking a cold shower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: no of course not, I'm taking a cold shower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naxams Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 "Oh god, I've shouldn't of said that. What do they think of me now? Will they hate me now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luccus Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Every night you are experiencing a self eclipse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I've spent all my life on planet Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 If Hell is other people, then would Heaven be an echo chamber? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Whenever I see a "~" at the end of a sentence, I start thinking that means you have to do a retarded wave motion with your arms~! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 No one can report someone for texting and driving without having to use their smartphone to make the call in the first place....no one except the police that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 8 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: Whenever I see a "~" at the end of a sentence, I start thinking that means you have to do a retarded wave motion with your arms~! I saw a green rat make a retarded wave motion with it's arms when I read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Endless/Nameless said: I saw a green rat make a retarded wave motion with it's arms when I read that. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 People weren't concerned about transgenders or Muslims until recent events as the GOP finds something to blame and blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 If you don't have a dream, you can't have a dream come true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 It makes sense that I'm celebrating "Freedom" by being everyone's hair bitch today and tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Freedom is meaningless without a qualifier - freedom from or to do what? Total absolute universal freedom is self-contradictory, since every freedom exercised is a freedom curtailed - if I eat a doughnut, I impinge upon the freedom of others to eat that doughnut. If I speak out, I contravene my own right to remain silent. There can therefore be no absolute individual freedom, only such little freedoms as are prescribed by society as a whole. Freedom becomes meaningful only when it comes hand-in-hand with the necessity of accepting the consequences. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 YouTube comments sections truly are a cesspit, even worse than 4chan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 "Damn, I sing great." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 When you brush your teeth and spit out blood, you think 'Argh! Gum Disease!' When I do it, I think 'Argh! How much did I drink last night?!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted July 7, 2016 Author Share Posted July 7, 2016 I better not have to shit after this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I don't think in the shower. I just stare up with my mouth open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 If there are rules about who you can vote for in an election, it's not democracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Every positive is balanced by its negative. When they both hit you in the face it gets weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 In the summer, it gets so hot, that in the city, I can take a shower with just cold water, because the pipes under the streets and sidewalks all heat up so much, after a while, there really is no cold tap water, just cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 If men weren't supposed to have anal, then why is a man's g-spot up his ass...? Conclusion: Men are supposed to have anal sex. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 There's this creepy middle aged man who hangs outside of Papa johns and takes pictures of strangers. Would he be considered "papa"razzi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 I don't want to go to work. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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