Zaraphayx Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 Do you think the chem trails are in the water too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: Do you think the chem trails are in the water too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 12 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: If men weren't supposed to have anal, then why is a man's g-spot up his ass...? Conclusion: Men are supposed to have anal sex. That's not really how evolution works. Theoretically if this were an evolutionary trait, rather than a side-effect of some other evolutionary trait, then there would be some benefit to the species in its existence. I therefore propose the following possible reasons: 1) It is advantageous for some (but not all) men to be gay. This may be because it relieves population stress to have non-breeding members of the species. 2) It lessens the trauma of anal rape if you enjoy it a bit. Ok this one doesn't seem very likely... 3) It encourages people to have their prostates checked. Prostate cancer's a killer, yo. 4) The prostate has changed function. This may be rendered more likely with reference to the knowledge that men are essentially genetically defective women. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, Faust said: That's not really how evolution works. Theoretically if this were an evolutionary trait, rather than a side-effect of some other evolutionary trait, then there would be some benefit to the species in its existence. I therefore propose the following possible reasons: 1) It is advantageous for some (but not all) men to be gay. This may be because it relieves population stress to have non-breeding members of the species. 2) It lessens the trauma of anal rape if you enjoy it a bit. Ok this one doesn't seem very likely... 3) It encourages people to have their prostates checked. Prostate cancer's a killer, yo. 4) The prostate has changed function. This may be rendered more likely with reference to the knowledge that men are essentially genetically defective women. Agreed, and on the other hand as in 'a side-effect of a lack of evolutionary pressure favoring prevention of its stimulation,' we might consider such: The nerve stimulated is relevant to signalling involved in triggering the orgasm. Nerve stimulation is a two way street, to a degree, and manually stimulating the nerve to the point of signalling jumpstarts the process and feeds backs its execution to kick off the cascade of signals that produces the pleasurable component of the orgasm. The structural nature of an organism is a series of compromises between competing evolutionary pressures. There is only so much space for this stuff in the body and its arrangement is dictated by evolutionary pressures on it and its neighboring structures. Theoretically, treating it as a side-effect, the 'priority' of protecting this nerve from other means of stimulation beyond control by the nervous system is simply less than the priority of other structural requirements. Like perhaps having a sufficiently large rectum for safe waste disposal, or growth with minimizing energy and nutrient costs. Perhaps its merely disadvantageous to develop protections against stimulation, like a thicker rectal wall that lessens impacts. Edited July 15, 2016 by DrGravitas Breaking up the wall 'o text. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Am I stupid because I'm acting stupid or am I acting stupid because I'm stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Joshi said: Am I stupid because I'm acting stupid or am I acting stupid because I'm stupid? You're not stupid at all. You're lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I should have taken a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Oh can't wait for a nice hot show...Wait, how come vapor is coming out of the shower head instead of water? AHHHH!!!! cough cough cough cough X_X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Lately? "Ah-h-h-h, I've got to get one of these shower wand dealies for my place! ☆♡☆ It's like a massage!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 The masculine form of 'Femme Fatale' should be 'Homme Icide' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Even when I shut the shower door...How the fuck does it manage to look like hurricane Katrina on my bathroom floor after I step out of the shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Look behind you. You aren't alone. You never have been alone. There are 13 shades behind every man, for that is how much the dead outnumber the living, watching you toil away under the same sun that burned your ancestors, waiting for you to join their ranks, preparing for the final day. Do you think they pity us? We who still have hope? We who walk this endless tomb, searching vainly before the silver cord is broken? Seeking solace whole the light still warms us? Perhaps they press us onwards, towards an escape they could not yet reach. Or perhaps they hold us down, unwilling to be left behind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 But does it djent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 As humans, I think we're really fortunate that teeth don't taste of anything. If they did, food wouldn't be as good 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I wish somebody would reply to the Corrupted Wish Games threads, here, and in the Red Lantern! Also: Why does that game appeal to so much, above and beyond all other sorts of forum games? I was reading a book by Robert Coover, where the topic of wishes going wrong is discussed, and is almost a central tenant of most fairy tales that involve wishes. In fairy tails, perhaps as in life, wishes are variously misused, wasted, taken too late to be of use, or turn out other than we expect: perhaps this is the very nature of wishes, and fairy tails reveal what we already know about them, deep in the collective unconscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 There should be YCH's of replications of classic album covers etc 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai-Fish Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I wish this was a tub...I haven't had a bubble bath in years... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I can't wait for this election cycle to be over. It only brings out the worst in all of us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 There's a place in town that does unlimited fries if you eat in. Theyre super good fries too. They will not give you Extra fries if you take out, however. I spent probably 10 minutes in the shower just a little white ago trying to devise a way to get carry out and extra fries for free via subterfuge and slight of hand. What has my life become? Unrelated but I'm going to go get fries now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Thought for the day: If someone says something that does not make logical sense, and we laugh, we call it a joke. If we do not laugh, we call it religion. And respect it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 7 hours ago, Faust said: Thought for the day: If someone says something that does not make logical sense, and we laugh, we call it a joke. If we do not laugh, we call it religion. And respect it. M'lady. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Canned bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 If tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 9 hours ago, Glowing Glass said: If tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie? Do you add vinegar to smoothies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Do you add vinegar to smoothies? Does apple cider count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 16 hours ago, Glowing Glass said: If tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie? As the saying goes: Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit cocktail. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Would my local Indian reservation frown upon my use of all 20 dollar bills? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, Frig said: Would my local Indian reservation frown upon my use of all 20 dollar bills? Probably less so than if you try and pay with gambling chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Hillary being elected president and then croaking so fast it'd make William Henry Harrison's head spin could very well be the best possible outcome for this election. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 If I were American, I'd be voting Robert Linus Booth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 5 hours ago, DrGravitas said: Hillary being elected president and then croaking so fast it'd make William Henry Harrison's head spin could very well be the best possible outcome for this election. Maybe poor WHH won't be the shortest-lived president anymore... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Are love songs something you can only fully understand once you've fallen in love, or do they feel the same before and after? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 13 hours ago, DrDingo said: Are love songs something you can only fully understand once you've fallen in love, or do they feel the same before and after? can confirm they take on much more meaning afterward, yes. everything starts to click. even more so if it ends badly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 22 hours ago, DrDingo said: Are love songs something you can only fully understand once you've fallen in love, or do they feel the same before and after? I actually experienced this in reverse! Once I'd fallen in love I realised just how hollow and baseless the majority of love songs are. I'm talking about all those bubblegum pop songs and boy bands that pretend to some expression of deep, meaningful emotional attachment, but if you listen to them properly you know. They're not love songs. They're 'I love the money you pay me to sing this shite' songs. They're songs that are written about love because love sells, not because the singer has experienced it. Only a scant few that are released these days have the integrity to truly come from the heart. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 7 hours ago, Faust said: I actually experienced this in reverse! Once I'd fallen in love I realised just how hollow and baseless the majority of love songs are. I'm talking about all those bubblegum pop songs and boy bands that pretend to some expression of deep, meaningful emotional attachment, but if you listen to them properly you know. They're not love songs. They're 'I love the money you pay me to sing this shite' songs. They're songs that are written about love because love sells, not because the singer has experienced it. Only a scant few that are released these days have the integrity to truly come from the heart. Honestly some lyrics are so vague in love and what you feel that I usually think of platonic love and thus my friends, stuff I love to do, art and so forth. Any other time I just like the beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I didn't see anyone important yesterday so I can wear these same clothes today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Glowing Glass said: I didn't see anyone important yesterday so I can wear these same clothes today. no tske those clothes off and then shower if you smell them after your shower and they smell dirty, do not re wear them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gamedog said: no tske those clothes off and then shower if you smell them after your shower and they smell dirty, do not re wear them I never go outside Everything is always clean here I will smell fresh for days anyways Wat u gonna do? Come to my house and smell me? :v 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I am not sharing what I think about in the shower. It will destroy you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Glowing Glass said: I never go outside Everything is always clean here I will smell fresh for days anyways Wat u gonna do? Come to my house and smell me? :v We all get used to our own smells go take shower and then smell your previously eorn clothes, that is what others smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Glowing Glass said: Wat u gonna do? Come to my house and smell me? Way you're going we won't HAVE to come to your house to do that... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 When will my dog grow up and stop standing halfway in the shower to bite the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Gamedog said: We all get used to our own smells go take shower and then smell your previously eorn clothes, that is what others smell It was a joke chill fam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 People say you should do decomposing and get a compost Well, the good news is that we all eventually do decompose (our own bodies) when we die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Glowing Glass said: It was a joke chill fam You go in shower and you get in there RIGHT NOW!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gamedog said: You go in shower and you get in there RIGHT NOW!!! Ok School gym showers will do I will try not to drop the soap :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 People set their lawn on fire to make it grow better... Does smelling your own farts count as recycling? A severed head is a nobody. Bart's answer to Lisa's "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" riddle was simplistically brilliant. 7 hours ago, Gamedog said: When will my dog grow up and stop standing halfway in the shower to bite the water Dogs are always puppies at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 30 minutes ago, Socketosis said: Bart's answer to Lisa's "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" riddle was simplistically brilliant. Also found in the Discworld novels. Also both wrong. The sound of one hand clapping is 'Clap', because the word 'clapping' means to make a noise that sounds like 'clap'. How it manages to accomplish the feat is beyond the scope of the question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I have a problem with hugging. I don't know how to stop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Faust said: I have a problem with hugging. I don't know how to stop. Who doesn't like bat hugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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