Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 So i got a job as a truck driver. I'm an introvert, so the idea of being alone and driving all day sounded great. Problem being I first need to spend 275 hours driving with someone before i can get my own truck. So far I've had the black trainer that hates white people, and the white trainer that hates everyone. Where are the fur fags at?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mr.Kumquat said: So i got a job as a truck driver. I'm an introvert, so the idea of being alone and driving all day sounded great. Problem being I first need to spend 275 hours driving with someone before i can get my own truck. So far I've had the black trainer that hates white people, and the white trainer that hates everyone. Where are the fur fags at?! This sounds like a mis-matched Hollywood buddy comedy laugh riot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: This sounds like a mis-matched Hollywood buddy comedy laugh riot. Staring Chris Rock and Donald Trump. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Mr.Kumquat said: Staring Chris Rock and Donald Trump. I'd actually pay to watch that in the theatre. Co-Staring Louis C.K. as the white trainer who hates everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: I'd actually pay to watch that in the theatre. Yeah, i probably would too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I considered becoming a truck driver at some point. But now I'm glad I chose to be the guy who repairs said trucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, Jerry said: I considered becoming a truck driver at some point. But now I'm glad I chose to be the guy who repairs said trucks. I considered transforming into a truck but I decided that being a Decepticon would be much cooler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, Jerry said: I considered becoming a truck driver at some point. But now I'm glad I chose to be the guy who repairs said trucks. I was a mechanic for about 8 years. Turns out you need to walk...and pick up heavy things...screw that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mr.Kumquat said: I was a mechanic for about 8 years. Turns out you need to walk...and pick up heavy things...screw that No. Screw waitresses at the truck stop who have breath that smells like flavours condoms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: No. Screw waitresses at the truck stop who have breath that smells like flavours condoms. You don't screw the waitresses. You screw the lot lizards. Then get all the diseases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mr.Kumquat said: You don't screw the waitresses. You screw the lot lizards. Then get all the diseases. Are you a bug chaser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Are you a bug chaser? Not sure what that is, but I'm going with "no" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, Mr.Kumquat said: Not sure what that is, but I'm going with "no" You have chosen wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: You have chosen wisely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I live in logging country. The log-truck drivers are, indeed, ass-hats. They have little regard for the traffic around them and put their own lives at risk in order to make record time. Those drivers who are too conscientious to speed are ridiculed and harassed to no end. Fuck 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted May 20, 2016 Author Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: I live in logging country. The log-truck drivers are, indeed, ass-hats. They have little regard for the traffic around them and put their own lives at risk in order to make record time. Those drivers who are too conscientious to speed are ridiculed and harassed to no end. Fuck 'em I live in the pacific northwest. In fact i was irritated by a log truck on my way home. Took up 2 lanes, slowed to 45 MPH up hill and refused to let anyone pass him. My truck is limited to 65 MPH and i thought he was an ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I drove a truck for work this week. It was fun. Pretending to be a truckie. I'm Australian so Truckie is the correct term in context. Trucker sounds weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: I drove a truck for work this week. It was fun. Pretending to be a truckie. I'm Australian so Truckie is the correct term in context. Trucker sounds weird. Star Truckie! Mother trucker! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 19 hours ago, Mr.Kumquat said: I was a mechanic for about 8 years. Turns out you need to walk...and pick up heavy things...screw that This is exactly why I like it. You're not sitting on a chair 9 to 5. Even though getting to drive these trucks is always thrilling, I would get bored doing it full time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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