sinners The Confessional Box

[#00Buck]

2 minutes ago, ChaosGate said:

Oh dear father I my biggest sin is:: I'm only in the furry community cause of the well drawn porn.

You came for the porn but stayed for the incredibly bad punctuation and spelling. 

[LadyRadarEars]

2 hours ago, Kosha said:

You would love Civilization. Make friends with another civilization, ask politely for their resources and techs and when they get into a war and start losing, attack their cities.

In Alpha Centauri I used the terraforming missiles in order to slowly starve all of my enemies to death because i turned all of their fertile land into deserts using the rain shadow effect of mountains.

 

And because it wasn't the planet-cracker nuke they couldn't declare war on me for it.

[Kosha]

Just now, LadyRadarEars said:

In Alpha Centauri I used the terraforming missiles in order to slowly starve all of my enemies to death because i turned all of their fertile land into deserts using the rain shadow effect of mountains.

 

And because it wasn't the planet-cracker nuke they couldn't declare war on me for it.

I've never played Alpha Centauri, but now I do. I love games with Cruelty Potential.

[LadyRadarEars]

On 5/29/2016 at 3:29 AM, Kosha said:

I've never played Alpha Centauri, but now I do. I love games with Cruelty Potential.

Also if you use the planet cracker you can totally sink all of their coastal cities into the sea by raising the sea level.

The problem is everyone declares war on you simultaneously, so unless you're the spartans or the university (and therefore either have super large conquests already or a tech lead so large you fire black holes at them) then its not a good idea.

 

Another thing I would do would be to load up the missiles with fungal payloads in order to spawn alien monsters that burrow into your brain with psionics and cause you to explode while they eat your skin just pop up where their farms used to be.

I'm a really horrible person in strategy games, about the only thing you can count on is that if you're a vassal/ally of mine I won't murder every last one of your children so long as you don't betray me.

 

Also one time in Eu4 I was betrayed by Novgorod, so I invaded them, carved them into pieces to make Finland, released Muscovy, and then annexed the rest and culture-converted it to Prussian before converting them to catholicism. Because apparently my default response in strategy games to 'betrayal' is 'I will genocide your everything.'

[Guest]

3 hours ago, LadyRadarEars said:

In Alpha Centauri I used the terraforming missiles in order to slowly starve all of my enemies to death because i turned all of their fertile land into deserts using the rain shadow effect of mountains.

 

And because it wasn't the planet-cracker nuke they couldn't declare war on me for it.

 

3 hours ago, LadyRadarEars said:

Another thing I would do would be to load up the missiles with fungal payloads in order to spawn alien monsters that burrow into your brain with psionics and cause you to explode while they eat your skin just pop up where their farms used to be.

I'm a really horrible person in strategy games, about the only thing you can count on is that if you're a vassal/ally of mine I won't murder every last one of your children so long as you don't betray me.

 

Also one time in Eu4 I was betrayed by Novgorod, so I invaded them, carved them into pieces to make Finland, released Muscovy, and then annexed the rest and culture-converted it to Prussian before converting them to catholicism. Because apparently my default response in strategy games to 'betrayal' is 'I will genocide your everything.'

 

Hohohohoho you're a monster! Remember me not to piss you off

[Feelwell]

6 hours ago, Kosha said:

You would love Civilization. Make friends with another civilization, ask politely for their resources and techs and when they get into a war and start losing, attack their cities.

One step ahead of you. That's how half the world fell to me.

[root]

This thread is now: how to become the next Hitler

[Kosha]

20 minutes ago, root said:

This thread is now: how to become the next Hitler

 

Ich habe keine Ahnung, was das sagt , aber ich weiß, dass es mehr ist einschüchternd jetzt, dass wir über Nazis reden

[Mayonnaise]

20 hours ago, Kosha said:

Are you confessing this because it's against your religion?

Yes... sadly.

 

 

[#00Buck]

15 hours ago, root said:

This thread is now: how to become the next Hitler

You should write a "dummies" book on how to rise to power. 

[root]

Just now, #00Buck said:

You should write a "dummies" book on how to rise to power. 

[#00Buck]

1 minute ago, root said:

I now have all I need to rise to power.

If only I knew how to read...

[Wax]

On 29/05/2016 at 8:21 AM, #00Buck said:

You came for the porn but stayed for the incredibly bad punctuation and spelling. 

As told by the cycle of furry-fandom.

[SirRob]

I don't know how to mark spoilers for grossness, so I would just gloss over this if you're squeamish. A little after I hit puberty, I had an issue with my genitals called a testicular torsion. I had to get surgery on it, and I ended up losing a lot of my left testicle. Basically it's as if I only have one testicle. It was actually a condition my uncle had; I ended up having a collapsed lung like him, too (I'm fine now, I had surgery on both lungs). Funny enough he's also an artist. I think I'm probably going to inherit all the conditions he's had, which might include diabetes. But, who knows. Anyway, when it happened, I thought it was punishment from God for being so focused on sex and my transformation fetish. I swore off transformation after that... it didn't last long, heh. My sex drive didn't decrease at all after the incident, so it's not much of an issue for me, although I'd imagine it'd be a nasty surprise to any partner I would have.

[Xaende]

I'm thinking about ditching my fursona's wings, or making them an occasional/retractable trait. Would simplify things.

[Faust]

I don't believe in god.

[Remi]

I regret doing it again. If I could stop, that would be dandy; my emotions prevent me from doing so, however.

 

(Also I lied in my introduction thread.)

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

I've had a huge ladyboner for Freddie Mercury for the past week and it's driving me bloody insane

[LadyRadarEars]

I download hitler mods for civilization so I can make democratic freedomland jewish nazi germany and conquer the world diplomatically.

[Enigma]

I am not a religious man. I believe religion was created as a tool by man to bring order and give answers to the unknown. It is neither a good or bad thing, inherently.

I also believe there is no greater purpose than the purpose you give yourself. 

I didn't have many friends growing up and couldn't connect with people for the longest time. I would daydream and think of these things when I was a kid. I stopped fearing death when I was about 10 and became an atheist around 14.

[LadyRadarEars]

I dance in the rain.

[WileyWarWeasel]

1 hour ago, LadyRadarEars said:

I dance in the rain.

Do you like Pina Coladas?

[LadyRadarEars]

Just now, WileyWarWeasel said:

Do you like Pina Coladas?

Not really, not all that fond of pineapple. Mother was allergic to it and I get mild reactions from time to time.

[WileyWarWeasel]

1 minute ago, LadyRadarEars said:

Not really, not all that fond of pineapple. Mother was allergic to it and I get mild reactions from time to time.

I wasn't expecting to be taken literally >>

Interesting to know though.

[Falaffel]

10 minutes ago, WileyWarWeasel said:

Do you like Pina Coladas?

I've never heard that song outside of bad movies. 

[root]

21 minutes ago, LadyRadarEars said:

Not really, not all that fond of pineapple. Mother was allergic to it and I get mild reactions from time to time.

Is your skin the color mocha?

[Victor-933]

Despite my constant fetishizing of the military, I was unfit to join due to a combination of weight and mental issues. Probably my biggest regret so far. Between the stories my father has told me and the ones I've heard elsewhere, it -- strangely enough -- sounds pretty damn fun.

And yes, I already know it's nothing like COWADOODYBLOPS. I would've gone Chairforce anyway, be like my pappy.

[LadyRadarEars]

9 minutes ago, root said:

Is your skin the color mocha?

Are the two of you referencing some movie I haven't watched I feel left out ._.

Edit: Nevermind on Falaffel, I just realized he was referencing a jimmy buffet song. My mom had like, every single one of his albums

[Vae]

3 hours ago, Victor-933 said:

Despite my constant fetishizing of the military, I was unfit to join due to a combination of weight and mental issues. Probably my biggest regret so far. Between the stories my father has told me and the ones I've heard elsewhere, it -- strangely enough -- sounds pretty damn fun.

And yes, I already know it's nothing like COWADOODYBLOPS. I would've gone Chairforce anyway, be like my pappy.

I've also wanted to join the airforce for a long time.

But I've also known I'm completely unfit for it.
Which is disappointing.

[WileyWarWeasel]

14 minutes ago, Vae said:

I've also wanted to join the airforce for a long time.

But I've also known I'm completely unfit for it.
Which is disappointing.

What about drone operator?

[root]

4 hours ago, LadyRadarEars said:

Are the two of you referencing some movie I haven't watched I feel left out ._.

Edit: Nevermind on Falaffel, I just realized he was referencing a jimmy buffet song. My mom had like, every single one of his albums

I was referencing Ricky Martin.

[Vae]

19 minutes ago, WileyWarWeasel said:

What about drone operator?

I'm probably plenty physically fit for it, but not mentally.
I doubt I'd be able to get a foot in the AF, let alone any actual positioning.

8 minutes ago, root said:

I was referencing Ricky Martin.

Good, so I actually got the reference.

[Hux]

I like grrlz. Plz kill me...

[Dr. Doggo]

10 hours ago, Victor-933 said:

Despite my constant fetishizing of the military, I was unfit to join due to a combination of weight and mental issues. Probably my biggest regret so far. Between the stories my father has told me and the ones I've heard elsewhere, it -- strangely enough -- sounds pretty damn fun.

And yes, I already know it's nothing like COWADOODYBLOPS. I would've gone Chairforce anyway, be like my pappy.

I've wanted to go but I'm not allowed because I rely on a hearing aid every day. I like to think about what kind of role I'd end up in. I've been interested in the Royal Artillery. Strange, you'd think a hearing impairment would be an advantage in such a field.

[Enigma]

11 hours ago, Victor-933 said:

Despite my constant fetishizing of the military, I was unfit to join due to a combination of weight and mental issues. Probably my biggest regret so far. Between the stories my father has told me and the ones I've heard elsewhere, it -- strangely enough -- sounds pretty damn fun.

And yes, I already know it's nothing like COWADOODYBLOPS. I would've gone Chairforce anyway, be like my pappy.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you would have done a fine job in the military given the chance. 

I still have a least another two years on my enlistment and it has been an 'experience'.

[root]

50 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Similarly, I once wore that costume to a party and one of my friends unzipped me all the way down and everybody saw my peen.

 

[fennecbyte]

1 hour ago, Saxon said:

Similarly, I once wore that costume to a party and one of my friends unzipped me all the way down and everybody saw my peen.

I was going to ask why you weren't wearing underwear, but I'm kind of afraid this might go places I don't want it to go, so I just won't ask.

[Falaffel]

1 hour ago, Saxon said:

I like to put on my deer animal onesie and role around pretending I'm a durr, because I can't afford a fursuit. ;^; Deer is my true form.

You are a durr.

[root]

27 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Because it felt comfier without them and I wasn't expecting anybody to attempt to undress me.

Did you get any advances afterwards?

[PlusThirtyOne]

i'd like to confess i stopped posting here cuzz i thought FAF would get better.

[Fantasma]

@Victor-933

@Vae

Yeah it kinda sucks, there is alot of good there. I went through basic, graduated and all, but I regret how immature I acted in basic because I look back to it without depression, without thinking of killing myself, and I remember alot of lovely people and experiences I wish I had taken more from. In graduation, I was determined to be the best I could.... a few days later everything crashed for the final time and I was planning on a one way ticket until a forum member here called my mom, who called my command, who called an ambulance.

The best thing you can take away from it really are the three core values: integrity first, service before self, and excellence in all we do. Seriously at work I sometimes get so lazy I lack in those 3 and always want to do better.

Just.... respect to those people who go through that life and respect to those who raise themselves to that level without that aid.

I'm going to go back to lurking, I just had to post that.

[Catilda Lily]

3 hours ago, PlusThirtyOne said:

i'd like to confess i stopped posting here cuzz i thought FAF would get better.

I didn't even know that was still a thing. I thought it was taken down.

[Falaffel]

3 hours ago, PlusThirtyOne said:

i'd like to confess i stopped posting here cuzz i thought FAF would get better.

It didn't~
And possibly wont!
But I'm guilty of that a bit, too. 

[Catilda Lily]

My confession is that I hate the smell of cooking bacon.

[LadyRadarEars]

I like to take artsy pinup/landscape combination screenshots of my SL avatar and pretend I'm a photographer since I can't afford a decent camera :3

[Sourdough]

I've been living off of pizza and bourbon for 5 days, send help.

[#00Buck]

1 hour ago, Sourdough said:

I've been living off of pizza and bourbon for 5 days, send help.

I'm on my way but there's only so much I can eat and drink. 

[Sourdough]

3 minutes ago, #00Buck said:

I'm on my way but there's only so much I can eat and drink. 

thank you so much you sweet angel

[Wax]

On 04/06/2016 at 6:23 AM, Victor-933 said:

Despite my constant fetishizing of the military, I was unfit to join due to a combination of weight and mental issues. Probably my biggest regret so far. Between the stories my father has told me and the ones I've heard elsewhere, it -- strangely enough -- sounds pretty damn fun.

I confess that I have a big resentment from the military - just because of the way they advertise it to people to encourage them to join. I mean the TV adverts are tolerable (some are still annoying), but the spokespeople who come into schools and society's love for military service-people... Something just rubs the wrong way about all of it. Not from a place of 'I hate the troops' or 'all troops are scumbags'... it's something else, but I can't quite put my finger on what.

3 hours ago, Falaffel said:

It didn't~
And possibly wont!
But I'm guilty of that a bit, too. 

 

7 hours ago, PlusThirtyOne said:

i'd like to confess i stopped posting here cuzz i thought FAF would get better.

[Victor-933]

48 minutes ago, Wax said:

I confess that I have a big resentment from the military - just because of the way they advertise it to people to encourage them to join. I mean the TV adverts are tolerable (some are still annoying), but the spokespeople who come into schools and society's love for military service-people... Something just rubs the wrong way about all of it. Not from a place of 'I hate the troops' or 'all troops are scumbags'... it's something else, but I can't quite put my finger on what.

*shrug* I grew up in a USAF family and I really enjoyed it, but I agree it's not for everyone. And the recruitment thing is just a product of the military being a volunteer gig, you gotta really sell people on the concept of signing away four or more years of their life.