Falaffel Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Saxon said: 'I'm not going to walk to work because oil will still be pumped regardless'. Honestly, Falaffel, I'm glad that you walk instead of driving I do it because it gets me exercise and it's no that far. And I don't like driving. I don't actually give that much of a shit. If we really wanted to reduce carbon dioxide in the environment, we'd plug fucking volcanoes. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 On 5/31/2016 at 2:54 PM, Käpt'n said: Feels pretty good! I'm not entirely sure but I feel a little more healthy, too. With that much more soy, you will probably feel a little more feminine soon, too <3 On 5/31/2016 at 2:54 PM, Käpt'n said: However, there is one thing that really sucks about this. I am farting constantly. And I have never taken so many dumps throughout the day. Holy crap. Literally. It's awful. And that stench! Oh man... Back in school during a really hot summer I let one rip in a classroom once and we nearly had to evacuate the room (not making this up, it was amazingly bad) and I was proud about that, but even to me this is pretty awful. lf all that fake meat you've been eating is fried protein, it'll do that. Proteins have disulfide bonds, disulfide bonds get reductively cleaved releasing sulfur compounds that smell like shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted June 11, 2016 Author Share Posted June 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, Ricky said: With that much more soy, you will probably feel a little more feminine soon, too <3 lf all that fake meat you've been eating is fried protein, it'll do that. Proteins have disulfide bonds, disulfide bonds get reductively cleaved releasing sulfur compounds that smell like shit. I don't eat much of either of that. I made some grilled shrooms with rice just now! Pretty good :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Käpt'n said: I don't eat much of either of that. I made some grilled shrooms with rice just now! Pretty good :3 Make portobello mushroom burgers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted June 11, 2016 Author Share Posted June 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sourdough said: Make portobello mushroom burgers! Those look amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I'm planning on going vegetarian when I start university. For many reasons but one good one is that preparing meat gives me the major willies. I can't even look at raw meat without cringing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted June 11, 2016 Author Share Posted June 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, Wax said: I'm planning on going vegetarian when I start university. For many reasons but one good one is that preparing meat gives me the major willies. I can't even look at raw meat without cringing. Yeah I know what you mean. It wasn't that bad for me but it was still gross. Then I realized that I have been eating burnt corpse pieces since I was little... Good luck to you then! It's not that difficult :3 I've been a HUGE meat eater and I pretty much stopped over night. Just keep eating what you like and just... Leave out the meat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Burnt corpse sounds so metal. I am going to prepare some Burnt bird parts and fry them in some veggie oil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I trust your ability to make decisions for yourself, even if it makes you a vile heretic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 18 minutes ago, Zeke said: Burnt corpse sounds so metal. I am going to prepare some Burnt bird parts and fry them in some veggie oil. You mean the blood of unborn plants, surely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Falaffel said: If we really wanted to reduce carbon dioxide in the environment, we'd plug fucking volcanoes. :v And cow buttholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 47 minutes ago, Sourdough said: You mean the blood of unborn plants, surely. Of course. Flesh, blood,and fire. 42 minutes ago, root said: And cow buttholes. And aborted chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 11 hours ago, root said: And cow buttholes. We harvest methane from cows as renewable energy already, believe it or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 53 minutes ago, Gamedog said: We harvest methane from cows as renewable energy already, believe it or not Oh that's good. Fart power ✊ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyPoppins Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I mean if you're really guilty about animals being slaughtered in giant factories then why don't you just go free range? At least that way you know the animals are treated like kings. I'd like to go vegetarian (just to see if I can do it), but it's hard to find an affordable source of protein. I love tofu, but it can affect your body if it's your main source of protein. Personally, my main concern is cutting down on carbs hahaha Ya boi needs to get ripped again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Ehhh.... "Free Range" isn't what people think it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 8 hours ago, HoneyPoppins said: I mean if you're really guilty about animals being slaughtered in giant factories then why don't you just go free range? At least that way you know the animals are treated like kings. I'd like to go vegetarian (just to see if I can do it), but it's hard to find an affordable source of protein. I love tofu, but it can affect your body if it's your main source of protein. Personally, my main concern is cutting down on carbs hahaha Ya boi needs to get ripped again. Even though real meat is almost certainly the best source of protein, there are still a ton of alternatives which (as long as you use them) are still pretty beneficial. http://greatist.com/health/complete-vegetarian-proteins A quick Google search warrants this article, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Unfermented Soy, like Tofu, in large/long-term amounts actually carries a multitude of dangers to the body that you can learn with a very small amount of online research. And no, it won't feminize you. It will just give you Gynecomastia(enjoy your mantits). If you're a woman, it's actually raising your risk of breast cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Good thing I am allergic to soy. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 All this talk of not eating steaks has put me in the mood for a steak. Cooked rare and still bleeding. Now that's the primary reason I could never do what you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 44 minutes ago, Saxon said: I re read the comments and they're mostly inane shit about tofu and 'cow butthole', but if that makes you hungry, power to you. :V Mhm. Gets me hard too. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 2 hours ago, FlynnCoyote said: All this talk of not eating steaks has put me in the mood for a steak. Cooked rare and still bleeding. Now that's the primary reason I could never do what you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 I was listening to The Reverend Horton Heat as I made my drive back into Canada. Just after I crossed the border checkpoint I was playing 400 Bucks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Maybe carbon emissions wouldn't be such a problem if you veggiefags weren't eating all the fucking plants. Ever think about that, geniuses???? :^) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 34 minutes ago, Saxon said: Someone was honestly once terribly upset with me because she thought that, because I ate mostly plants, that I was going to 'cause the oxygen to run out'. A peer at your university? Some of your fellow students aren't exactly the epitome of intelligence, given their radical left views. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 51 minutes ago, Saxon said: Someone was honestly once terribly upset with me because she thought that, because I ate mostly plants, that I was going to 'cause the oxygen to run out'. And I thought that flat-earthers were bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: Just after I crossed the border checkpoint I was playing 400 Bucks! But you are 00 bucks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, Saxon said: Thank god, no. It was a woman at my sixth-form / high school. Ah, there's a ton of people at my sixth form who genuinely believe stuff like that, too. They're generally the people who study BTECs though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Sourdough said: But you are 00 bucks. I know right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: I know right? what does it all mean scully 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photoshop Amateur Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Ayy fellow veggie! Just be careful if you wanna stay totes away from it as others have pointed out. Avoid gelatin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I just want to say it's been a real pleasure having a big old kekfest at this thread and all the silly mental acrobatics people who are easy to guilt or bring fear to do to make their lives easier. Evolution doesn't have feelings and doesn't care that you do, so eat up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Azure said: I just want to say it's been a real pleasure having a big old kekfest at this thread and all the silly mental acrobatics people who are easy to guilt or bring fear to do to make their lives easier. Evolution doesn't have feelings and doesn't care that you do, so eat up! Dude you have to try my mushroom burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 On 6/18/2016 at 11:45 AM, Sourdough said: mushroom You coming on to me buddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Azure said: You coming on to me buddy Who knows! That is the magic of food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShioBear Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 vegans are just a bunch of self-glorified cunts, that pride themselves on demonizing omnivores for being normal. these idiots are the cunts that try and turn lions vegan and end up emaciating the poor bastards. fuck it, save a cow? eat a vegan. i bet they taste like tofu and sadness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 1 hour ago, ShioBear said: vegans are just a bunch of self-glorified cunts, that pride themselves on demonizing omnivores for being normal. these idiots are the cunts that try and turn lions vegan and end up emaciating the poor bastards. fuck it, save a cow? eat a vegan. i bet they taste like tofu and sadness. a-are you like.. trying to get stamps on your edgy card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, Lemon said: a-are you like.. trying to get stamps on your edgy card? So when are we getting some ye olde FAF-style atheist circlejerks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShioBear Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said: So when are we getting some ye olde FAF-style atheist circlejerks? find someone who cares i guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted July 1, 2016 Author Share Posted July 1, 2016 I'm just gonna turn this into a weightloss rave now. Thanks. You know what feels great? I just shaved, and for the first time in like two years I saw myself in the mirror and not some fat, double chinned asshole who hates himself. Oh and my old jackets fit again. Mostly. I'm still fat, but not as fat anymore. Feels nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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