Rant: i hate skinny jeans -_-

[Nova]

Who ever created them is a moron.

I am like 1.86 m tall and i have 3 pants because all the others are too small for me. I went to a clothing store with my mom and found pants that have my size BUT they were all extrem tight on the knees and the legs.

Seriously who wears them, how can someone move in them and how are they so popular.

 

[Frig]

I usually hate things I don't look good in either. It's just easier that way.

[Guest]

Jesus, you're already that tall? I'm merely 170 cm and I'm 19

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

>tfw 5'3"

[Lucyfish]

I love skinny jeans, and I have a massive penis I have to tuck away. o3o

To each their own~

[Onnes]

I'm pretty sure the point of (true) skinny jeans is to let someone with an already lean build look even leaner.

[Lucyfish]

3 minutes ago, 6tails said:

Whomever designed skinny jeans for men obviously had no sizable dick or balls present between their legs, if anything was there at all.

I wear women's skinny jeans and they fit my above-average dick and balls better than men's do.

One thing I've noticed in life is that women's clothing are designed for men a lot better than men's clothing are.

[Falaffel]

3 minutes ago, Lucyfish said:

I wear women's skinny jeans and they fit my above-average dick and balls better than men's do.

One thing I've noticed in life is that women's clothing are designed for men a lot better than men's clothing are.

Oh, we're talking about dicks now. 

But yeah, I've noticed it too. They oddly do feel better. 

Weird facts of life. 

[Lucyfish]

Women's underwear in large sizes fit dongers better than men's underwear does. Trufax.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Lucyfish said:

Women's underwear in large sizes fit dongers better than men's underwear does. Trufax.

Oh cool I should try tha- I-I mean...

Shit. Tell NO ONE of this

[Lucyfish]

Just now, Amiir said:

Oh cool I should try tha- I-I mean...

Shit. Tell NO ONE of this

For real, I recommend all guys try it, femmy or otherwise.

Women's underwear is WAY too fucking comfortable for even the manliest straightest manly men to look over.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

THIS THREAD IS DONGERS

[DrDingo]

I'm wearing a pair right now

Guys like skinny jeans because it's one of the few ways they can emphasise their slim figures and retain their masculinity

Because what man would walk around in leggings?

[Vallium]

Ive worn skinny jeans in the past for the fashion sense, they look great

 

To be honest, all women's pants are fucking skinny jeans and Im never going back to wearing them

 

Never again will I rage over not being able to fit my phone into my damn pocket

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Lucyfish said:

For real, I recommend all guys try it, femmy or otherwise.

I'm not a femboy or anything (not saying you implied that, of course) but, I have to admit, for some reason the idea of wearing panties... Uhm, well, interests me

[Wax]

I usually just wear regular jeans. They don't look terrible, are 10000% more comfortable and easier to move around in.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

2 hours ago, Amiir said:

I'm not a femboy or anything (not saying you implied that, of course) but, I have to admit, for some reason the idea of wearing panties... Uhm, well, interests me

 

[Vae]

2 hours ago, Lucyfish said:

One thing I've noticed in life is that women's clothing are designed for men a lot better than men's clothing are.

That's because women's clothing isn't meant with women's shapes in mind.

For the same reasons, I tend to hate women's clothes, and I wear both.
They're built around small chests, thin and fragile fabrics, and clinging to the skin.
All of which, I can't really stand, in most instances.
 

[Lucyfish]

 

Just now, Vae said:

That's because women's clothing isn't meant with women's shapes in mind.

For the same reasons, I tend to hate women's clothes, and I wear both.
They're built around small chests, thin and fragile fabrics, and clinging to the skin.
All of which, I can't really stand, in most instances.
 

Panties cup the balls in just the best possible ways.

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

 

I'M GUILTY

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I'm glad I could walk into this thread feeling okay and walk out feeling insecure about myself again

gg

[LadyRadarEars]

I used to have this really great pair of tight jeanshorts, but they don't fit me anymore ;-;

That's all I really have to add to this conversation, really.

[Sourdough]

Lucy should do a fashion for comfort thread. Can you recommend a pair of ladies panties to match my beard?

Skinny jeans bother me because I need my pockets to actually pocket things. I have short legs too, so I imagine the only ones in my size will be for guys with 26 inch waists.

[Vae]

Skinny jeans bother me because they ride the ass and feel like a second skin.
And I can't even fit my theoretical junk in those things.

I couldn't imagine actually moving physical, sensitive equipment around in there.

Ick.
ICK.

[Conker]

If I'm going to wear women's pants, I'll just go buy some. The skinny jeans for men thing have always come off as strange to me.

But I am neither lean nor tall so they can't possibly look good on me. Small enough dick for that to not be a problem though.

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Normal jeans might as well me skinny jeans on me anyway because all of my jeans hug my calves really tight because I have very thick calves.

The upper part is alright because HAH I have an average sized cock.

[Conker]

1 minute ago, Saxon said:

Buying women's panties would be so awkward though.

You'd be going up to the counter, sweating and trying to play cool. The woman at the till asks 'oh are these for your girlfriend then?' and you get flustered and say 'No, they're for my mother'.

Amazon.com bro

[Endless/Nameless]

[Conker]

Just now, Saxon said:

But being embarrassed at the till is my fetish.

Also I saw Muslims with veils buying hot-pink panties in Primark. If they can do it, so can I. >:C

Oh, well then carry on. But most tellers don't give a fuck what they're selling and hardly notice.

I may or may not know this from experience.

Cept that one guy who gave me shit for buying a [redacted] but at least he was funny about it.

[Vae]

5 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Buying women's panties would be so awkward though.

You'd be going up to the counter, sweating and trying to play cool. The woman at the till asks 'oh are these for your girlfriend then?' and you get flustered and say 'No, they're for my mother'.

"No, they're for my boyfriend."

Should shut up the convo nice and quick.

[Sourdough]

5 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Buying women's panties would be so awkward though.

You'd be going up to the counter, sweating and trying to play cool. The woman at the till asks 'oh are these for your girlfriend then?' and you get flustered and say 'No, they're for my mother'.

My joy would come from telling her, with my chest puffed out, that they're to make me feel pretty. Then I'd bench press out the door. 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

2 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Sweat pants, man.

I looooooove sweat pants.

I don't own any and it's too hot here anyway

I have dance pants but that's it

Now dance pants show EVERYTHING if you're wearing anything but really tight underwear or a dance belt

[Vallium]

3 hours ago, Amiir said:

I'm not a femboy or anything (not saying you implied that, of course) but, I have to admit, for some reason the idea of wearing panties... Uhm, well, interests me

Quite frankly I think panties look good on anyone

 

Even extremely muscular manly men

Examples  andshiz

[Feelwell]

I wear literally nothing but sweatpants. Yes I am that guy.

I also like dress shirts, and wear them. With sweatpants.

All hail sweatpants.

[FenrirDarkWolf]

7 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Quite frankly I think panties look good on anyone

 

Even extremely muscular manly men

Examples  andshiz

Buy me one of these kinda NSFW dance belts

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Quite frankly I think panties look good on anyone

 

Even extremely muscular manly men

I looked up panties and, well, I'm starting to think Google knows I'm a faggot because lo and behold I find ''SISSY pouch panties waist size 40"-50" silky lace thong underwear sexy for men at Amazon Men's Clothing store''

Yep. Yep.

Come on, no man has hips that wide, not even I :v

[Vallium]

2 minutes ago, Amiir said:

I looked up panties and, well, I'm starting to think Google knows I'm a faggot because lo and behold I find ''SISSY pouch panties waist size 40"-50" silky lace thong underwear sexy for men at Amazon Men's Clothing store''

Yep. Yep.

Come on, no man has hips that wide, not even I

Yeah those look like lady hips, dont know how that'd fit a man

 

The ones I linked are far more suitable to a man figure.

Either way still nice

3 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

Buy me one of these kinda NSFW dance belts

Only if you show me the booty in your next twirling video bby

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Just now, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Only if you show me the booty in your next twirling video bby

*spinning

And no, my butt is gross like the rest of me

[Vae]

Y'all motherfuckers making this a lot more complicated than it needs to be.

You can pick up a small pack of panties at Walmart for cheap as shit.

I've done the same thing with boxers.
If you're that worried about it, go through self-check.

[Enigma]

I can't claim to buying women's skinny jeans but I have a pair of men's. They look nice, but they aren't comfy. 

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Yeah those look like lady hips, dont know how that'd fit a man

 

The ones I linked are far more suitable to a man figure.

Tbh I'm more interested in the more normal panties, like this. I find them more... Sober personally

[willow]

well..this thread went to a weird place

[Victor-933]

4 minutes ago, willow said:

well..this thread went to a weird place

It's a Nova thread. I think this is just par for the course.

[willow]

Just now, Victor-933 said:

It's a Nova thread. I think this is just par for the course.

this one was promising tho. and then it turned into talking about panties

[Guest]

Just now, willow said:

this one was promising tho. and then it turned into talking about panties

how do you still trust sweet summer chile

[malibu]

Skinny jeans are so damn femme, regardless of who they're on. Whenever I see a guy wearing them, I just assume they're wearing panties under. Mmmm panties.

[willow]

1 minute ago, Lemon said:

how do you still trust sweet summer chile

optimism is how I make it through the day  

[Gator]

do i smell panty fetish thread?  :3c

 

1 hour ago, Amiir said:

I looked up panties and, well, I'm starting to think Google knows I'm a faggot because lo and behold I find ''SISSY pouch panties waist size 40"-50" silky lace thong underwear sexy for men at Amazon Men's Clothing store''

Yep. Yep.

Come on, no man has hips that wide, not even I :v

back: oh hello

front: oh goodbye

 

 

OT: never worn skinny jeans.  i think i tried on a pair once, years ago, before i got fat.  i was still too fat for them.  never again.  regular jeans are annoying enough tbh; i like my pants with extra room and lots of pockets.  comfy and practical.

[Clove Darkwave]

I have a couple of different pairs of ladies' skinny pants. Love them to death, great way to show off legs for days.

[Mapa]

Honestly, I usually avoid jeans altogether. I default to shorts unless someone forces me to choose otherwise.