Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Halp! My toto dog was kicked for being yappy and now I need to take him to the hospittle! Halp! Computer broke! Need new way to view porn in HD! Halp! Car is broke! Need munz for repairz! Halp! I need munz so i ca n go 2 cooleg! Halp! Dad dyin' o cancer n made webzite getz tunz of monz somehow now I on NEWS O_O Halp! Need to mov out o parentz house, i 28 yerz old has no monz or jerb, parentz rude Halp! I wanna see bf at furcum but no monz -w- Halp! Want 2 sturt biz but no fundz wanna earn munz makin' mspaint art lokz GRATE! Halp! How i shot web how 2 make better wit monz? Halp! I need munz fur merguncy surges for boobz n get dik cut off! Halp! Need munz t'get mah mix tapez frum hap mealz to mighty kidz mealz! PLEZ CLIK MY LINK AND GIV ME UR MUNZ SO I DUNT HAV 2 DO IT! tl;dr- 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Halp! Dad dyin' o cancer n made webzite getz tunz of monz somehow now I on NEWS O_O This one seems somewhat justifiable though. People are sometimes put in difficult situations and asking for help sometimes seems like the only way to get out of a rut. I'm not saying people should feel the need to put people out for their own benefit, but if someone is truly in dire need of help, are sites like this not a good thing? Especially considering there are people willing to give their money up for these people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, Battlechili said: This one seems somewhat justifiable though. Nope. It was all Walter White's laundering schemes all along. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Nope. It was all Walter White's laundering schemes all along. is it bad that legit makes me sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: is it bad that legit makes me sad That just shows that the writers were that good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Just now, Toshabi said: That just shows that the writers were that good. I wanna spoil BB sorta but I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Posting journal to boost your message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Toshabi said: Nope. It was all Walter White's laundering schemes all along. Dat website design tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 E-Begging. It's a thing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I mean...if you're going to use the money for something important, I don't see a problem. it's when people make them for things like buying a PS4 that it becomes a problem and really just seems like people are taking advantage of the fact that it's "free money" I've contemplated making one for when I decide to get top surgery, because that shit's expensive 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 This was the purpose of the internet since it's conception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 The smart way to do this is make it 'ironic', then the spice will flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sourdough said: The smart way to do this is make it 'ironic', then the spice will flow. "Halp! Parentz kikin me out cuz i Straight n dey are teh gay lesbo womenz. Ned 2 git out n be wit girlfrand n so i can stahp bean diskrimin8ed." Actually, thats a smart idea for 40 year old virgins looking for a hand out when mom and dad give them the boot (As well as me knowing someone who screams "HELP! PEOPLE ARE DISCRIMINSTING AGAINST STRAIGHTS!"). I should pass it along to him for when he gets the inevitible boot of eviction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 13 minutes ago, Toshabi said: "Halp! Parentz kikin me out cuz i Straight n dey are teh gay lesbo womenz. Ned 2 git out n be wit girlfrand n so i can stahp bean diskrimin8ed." Actually, thats a smart idea for 40 year old virgins looking for a hand out when mom and dad give them the boot (As well as me knowing someone who screams "HELP! PEOPLE ARE DISCRIMINSTING AGAINST STRAIGHTS!"). I should pass it along to him for when he gets the inevitible boot of eviction. The Fedorabeards will rally behind this. It will be a triumph for straight rights! But only straight men, women are lesser beings *tips m'fedora* ...you don't actually know a person like that, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Sourdough said: The Fedorabeards will rally behind this. It will be a triumph for straight rights! But only straight men, women are lesser beings *tips m'fedora* ...you don't actually know a person like that, do you? Oh boy do I. He can't make murry purry doggy tweets about him being cute and smol without some jerkoff gay guy calling him cute and asking him out! Thats straight discrimination! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Oh boy do I. He can't make murry purry doggy tweets about him being cute and smol without some jerkoff gay guy calling him cute and asking him out! Thats straight discrimination! Wait, I remember this! The use of the 'word' 'smol' was enough to burn it into my hatred glands permanently. And those gays, amirite? So rude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 40 minutes ago, Sourdough said: Wait, I remember this! The use of the 'word' 'smol' was enough to burn it into my hatred glands permanently. And those gays, amirite? So rude. His relationship problems would be no problem if he were gay. Being gay is easy. :^) (I got a quote for that one too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Toshabi said: His relationship problems would be no problem if he were gay. Being gay is easy. :^) (I got a quote for that one too) Link me his twitter please, I need something to help wretch the last of the food poisoning from my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Hey, if someone was willing to give me free money, I wouldn't be complaining. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 31 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: Hey, if someone was willing to give me free money, I wouldn't be complaining. DA points is like, bitcoin. FAKE MONZ DETECTED! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Toshabi said: DA points is like, bitcoin. FAKE MONZ DETECTED! "You feel an evil presence watching you..." "Rassah has awakened!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 parents kicked me out because they don't understand my furry lifestyle donate please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ricky Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 On 6/9/2016 at 0:19 AM, Battlechili said: This one seems somewhat justifiable though. I talked with a homeless guy the other day who told me he had cancer. Out of (intellectual) curiosity I asked him what kind and he didn't even know. Then he got rather embarrassed and said that telling people that helped him to get charity. You could imagine just how shocked I was when I heard it :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I only donate money to honest causes, like drug abuse and sex criminality. And the funniest thing is I've been.homeless for years and have yet to beg for money, and people who live at moms house are whipping out their internet sob stories to get money from misled horny white teenage males. Get a hustle you slobs, sell your booty, run some drugs, rob a convenience store. Anything... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I'm going to do a kickstarter for my next cross border chicken wing trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 8 hours ago, #00Buck said: I'm going to do a kickstarter for my next cross border chicken wing trip. '$3520 of $10 pledged, 28 days to go' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 When you think about it doesn't crowdfunding basically make welfare irrelevant? They both seem to be effective and funneling money from productive members of society into career charity cases. Maybe Rassah was right, we don't need a government after all guys! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 I tried doing this once for my college fund. It didn't work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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