What's an average day for you?

[Ricky]

6 hours ago, Revates said:

I just do the things

You know, that actually sums it up pretty nicely. I like it :3

[Therapy Sergal]

My average day is night.

Working nightshifts.

[Rassah]

Manning this booth at Porcfest all day for the whole week

 

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Do any of you actually think that anybody else reads your boring list of your daily itinerary?

Nobody fucking cares when you go the toilet, or when you eat lunch.

Nobody cares about things like your thoughts, but no one tells you that. Half of the posts on phoenix are about mundane shit anyways, nobody actually cares a lot about what we type. Or hey, maybe they sometimes do. I remain its pretty dickish to do say that, man. The point of the thread is, "whats an average day for you" on a furry forum filled with mostly broke 20 somethings. None of us work for goddamn nasa or own a huge company. Not all of our lives are that interesting, but OP took a genuine interest. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Saxon said:

Yes they do. All the time. I receive some charming messages. 

Anyway, just browsing though, I realised that there are several posts in this thread in which people detail when they go to the toilet. 

I doubt any of them read the other posts about when people visit the crapper. 

Well, remember when they get in personal insult territory there's no shame in reporting it, but you knew that already. 

Its a mundane thread all around. 

[Sutekh_the_Steak]

hehehe

I like seeing what other people do during their day

it's fun

in fact it's part of my daily routine

[Vallium]

29 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Do any of you actually think that anybody else reads your boring list of your daily itinerary?

Nobody fucking cares when you go the toilet, or when you eat lunch.

lmao

 

Dude people go on some niche, underground furry forum for a living why stop at posting "what food you cant stand" and "How gay are you?". This entire forum is an exercise in life's monotony

 

And I plead guilty to reading some of the boring ass shiz people go through :v

9 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Well, there's a lot of passive aggression now, so I guess it's become slightly more interesting. :\

...and alas, the mundane must never remain the mundane until le drama starts on but a simplr thread. Such is the circle of life

[Vallium]

Just now, Saxon said:

Fine then. Tell me; at what time of day do you take a shit? ._. 

I am desperate to know. 

*fap fap fap*

Roughly 6:42 pm right after I take a piss, but before I submit a picture of my sandwich to instagram

[SirRob]

I used to use the toilet for number two in the mornings, now I usually use the toilet after lunch when I'm at work. It's nice because I get paid to be on the toilet. Sometimes I have to go twice in one day, and recently I had to go three times. I try not to hold it in for too long because that's when I start to get gassy and my butt gets all gross and moist. I'm pretty good at not farting in public and I usually go to the toilet if I sense that that's going to happen. Sometimes I'll smell my own farts even if I didn't even feel or hear one coming out. My number twos are generally pretty normal, I haven't been sick in a while so that's good. When I wipe I usually do it until nothing's left, I make sure to really dig it all out so I'm nice and clean. I look at the toilet paper to make sure there's nothing left. Sometimes I'll bleed just slightly if I wipe too hard. I think it's a good practice to have especially since one day I would like to have my butt used by some handsome man. I usually have to pee after drinking lots of water but I think I'm pretty good at holding it in. Peeing is fun, because I'm a guy.

[Vallium]

7 minutes ago, SirRob said:

[Stuff]

This was exactly the intended use of this thread. What an enamoring read. GG mate

[Sourdough]

So you didn't like my little song, Saxon? I'm hurt :c

[Spot]

1 hour ago, Saxon said:

Fine then. Tell me; at what time of day do you take a shit? ._. 

I am desperate to know. 

*fap fap fap*

I just went for a huge shit, it was about 9:00. I feel light as a feather. 

 

[Zaraphayx]

1 hour ago, Saxon said:

Clearly the problem was that there weren't enough allusions to hard core scat fetish content. 

You should change things up by writing a dozen nerd essays about how you're being fursecuted because someone featured you in a YouTube video, those threads were much more interesting.

[Astus]

2 hours ago, Saxon said:

@Astus I think you would enjoy this thread. 

I don't see what is so enjoyable about this thread, its full of weird furry things D:

[Spot]

8 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Maybe it's time for a change, then. 

 

 

Ba dum tss! 

[#00Buck]

I take a dump just after I receive a 2 hour long spanking in a hotel room.

Then I log onto the forum and go back and selectively edit or delete all the posts I made.

Can you believe someone would actually have this as a daily routine?

Sounds totally made up right? 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

6 hours ago, Sutekh_the_Steak said:

hehehe

I like seeing what other people do during their day

it's fun

in fact it's part of my daily routine

otterotterotterotter<3

Part of my day is otters

[Augmented Husky]

On 6/21/2016 at 4:58 PM, Rassah said:

Manning this booth at Porcfest all day for the whole week

 

Quick question: does the food have to be hydrated before you eat it or do you just eat it as it is ?

[Rassah]

On 6/22/2016 at 8:29 PM, Augmented Husky said:

Quick question: does the food have to be hydrated before you eat it or do you just eat it as it is ?

Either way works. It just has a different texture when dry. For example, rice is similar to rice crispies, and marshmallows feel like the kind you get in Lucky Charms cereal. A lot of freeze dried food comes out like trail snacks when dry

[Ricky]

> implying I have an average day, ever 

[Punnchy]

Sign waving, dancing, repairing this piece of shit because no one knows how to build a simple sign.

 

[Augmented Husky]

On 6/23/2016 at 11:08 PM, Rassah said:

Either way works. It just has a different texture when dry. For example, rice is similar to rice crispies, and marshmallows feel like the kind you get in Lucky Charms cereal. A lot of freeze dried food comes out like trail snacks when dry

Ah ok. Thanks for the info

[Xaende]

Wake up, shower, feed the cat, go to work, come home, feed and play with the cat, do housework, maybe unwind by playing Second Life or tinkering around in the garage, and go to sleep. On a good day, I manage to fit music and drawing into my schedule. Every now and then, I go to things like parties and group bicycle rides, but I don't have much of a life outside of work and internet forums these days.

[Jayke]

Sleep until eleven, wake up, breakfast, stare at a wall, dinner, shower, sleep.

[Ricky]

For the last few weeks:

Get up at tent city six, head to the job resource center a block away and eat breakfast, shower and brush my teeth and head off to work. Then I'd sit in work and surf the forums or watch YouTube as I was still waiting for access rights to be granted. After that, leave work, possibly go steal some Benzedrex and then come back to Seattle to make the free dinner under the bridge. Play around on my phone some more and charge it before heading back to Tent City Six to go to sleep.

The weekends are pretty much the same, if you substitute working for reading either at Connections (the job resource place) or the main library. Generally it's something Science related: Pharmacology, Chemistry, Biochemistry or Medicine, either a textbook or some journals.

[Wulfila]

all i do is scream

and wank

and go on e621

that's all i do :v

[Victor-933]

Quote

Nothing just scream

[Guest]

Wake up, usually around 11 AM, often later. Feel like a zombie

Eat the same old shit: bread, butter and hagelslag, then down it all with some milk. Don't know what hagelslag is? No big surprise, as it's a dutch thing. No those aren't guinea pig dumps, they're lil' pieces of chocolate

Check the internet, thus Phoenix for c00l new threads and posts, and my FA for porn and possible comments. I also see if there's anything nice on YT. Usually I watch videogame related stuff. I'm so bored that I'm watching drama shit too now, like the whole Keemstar fiasco

Past just a couple of hours from when I woke up, around noon, I start feeling very tired. I don't know why that is, but it happens everyday and hate it. So, I go to sleep. Again.

I wake up usually 2-3 hours later. I go have a snack if it's not too late which consists of milk, multigrain cornflakes and biscuits with chocolate bits. Sometimes I'm sent to do the groceries

I return to my cavern room. Now this is supposed to be the point in my day when I should start studying for my last finals test. I don't want to, I fucking loathe school and everything that has to do with it (Before any of you think of patronizing me for my dislike, go to school in my country for as long as I have, then judge. I don't really wanna talk about school, it makes me hella pissy). Sometimes I manage to force myself to do it, usually I don't and end up indulging in moar internet or videogames lol

Dinner time. Usually my parents cook some good shit. I owe it to them if I'm a thin dude. After dinner, once every two days I get the honour of cleaning the kitchen. Since the dishwasher's broken and some fuckers have yet to send us a new one, I have to wash every fork, knife, spoon, glass, plate, pan etc. etc. by hand. It's a long tedious process. What a pain in the fucking ass

I go back to my crypt basement room. I stay on the computer some more, seeking ways to kill time. I stay up late. My dad often wakes up during the night so to avoid him scolding me for still being awake, I turn off the PC, brush my teeth and go to bed before he manages to, usually around 3 AM.

 

Can't wait to get over with finals so I can draw. I mean, I could do that instead of surfing the net or playing games but I can't work proper if I'm uneasy. At the moment finals are stressing me too much for me to be in the right state of mind to draw. Even when I do those other things I can't enjoy them very much because of that harassing thought. 

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

17 minutes ago, Amiir said:

hagelslag

Did you just sneeze, or do you have something stuck in your throat?

Also, they're called sprinkles in the US.

[Rassah]

35 minutes ago, Amiir said:

I fucking loathe school and everything that has to do with it (Before any of you think of patronizing me for my dislike, go to school in my country for as long as I have, then judge. I don't really wanna talk about school, it makes me hella pissy). 

I went to school in your country in 4th grade. Wow it was hard. Even harder than USSR schools.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Rassah said:

I went to school in your country in 4th grade. Wow it was hard. Even harder than USSR schools.

High school 4th grade or...?

[Rassah]

3 hours ago, Amiir said:

High school 4th grade or...?

4th grade, 4th grade. Like, my fourth year in school when I was about 10.

[Guest]

18 minutes ago, Rassah said:

4th grade, 4th grade. Like, my fourth year in school when I was about 10.

How'd you end up in Italy anyway? Weren't you born in Ucraine...?

[Rassah]

On 7/2/2016 at 3:15 PM, Amiir said:

How'd you end up in Italy anyway? Weren't you born in Ucraine...?

I was born in Ukraine. At the time USSR. But when we emigrated, we had to give up our citizenship, and then stay in a "host country" to wait for another country, such as USA or Canada, to let us in. The two option host countries back then were Austria and Italy. We stayed in Austria for two weeks, but then moved to Italy and spent the year there. Lived in Netuno.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Rassah said:

I was born in Ukraine. At the time USSR. But when we emigrated, we had to give up our citizenship, and then stay in a "host country" to wait for another country, such as USA or Canada, to let us in. The two option host countries back then were Austria and Italy. We stayed in Austria for a week, but then moved to Italy and spent the year there. Lived in Netuno.

You had to give up your citizenship?? Damn, they didn't take kindly to those emigrating huh. What was it like living in the USSR?

[Rassah]

20 hours ago, Amiir said:

You had to give up your citizenship?? Damn, they didn't take kindly to those emigrating huh. What was it like living in the USSR?

Yeah, generally when you emigrate a country, they treat you like a treasonous traitor.

And I imagine you might find out soon enough (thought hopefully not). It was very similar to what it's like in Venezuela right now, but less murdery. Or rather, less "free market" murdery where people just kill each other, and more "government" murdery where people were sent to gulags or "disappeared."

[Hux]

1 hour ago, Rassah said:

Yeah, generally when you emigrate a country, they treat you like a treasonous traitor.

And I imagine you might find out soon enough (thought hopefully not). It was very similar to what it's like in Venezuela right now, but less murdery. Or rather, less "free market murdery where people just kill each other, and more government murdery where people were sent to gulags or "disappeared."

I don't want to derail the thread, but what was it like being kid in a communist country?

[Rassah]

1 hour ago, Hux said:

I don't want to derail the thread, but what was it like being kid in a communist country?

Generally same as everywhere else - forced to go to school, do homework, play with friends outside - but with a lot less money and options for everything.