Snagged Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 A lifetime of retirement. 10 billion dollars. Mayo is nasty, y'know, especially when poured over. I could handle trombones though Name your price for loosing all your taste buds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Oooooof. That's hard. I love food, wine, beer, and somehow, I think sex would be less fun, as well. Providing it was a painless loss, I'd take $250 million, after taxes. Live forever in a world of LARPing that only deals with the Twilight series. ( and LARP, you must!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 The opportunity to run around beating the shit out of whiny sparkly vampire wannabes with a rubber sword?! Sign me up! Ahem. "Your time of doom is upon you Edward Cullens - all thirty of you - or should that be Edwards Cullen? I don't know. Anyhoo, I'm'a gonna stake you now so put your shirts back on, I don't want to get sparkly blood everywhere." ____ Sooooo... how much would it take for you to illustrate a complete book for me? Say between 50 and 100 images, some with multiple characters, some with detailed backgrounds, some with NSFW details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Depending on what it is free-1,000,000,000 dollars (despite having no artistic merit ). Drink 10 gallons of unpurifed Flint, Michigan tap water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I need waterproof skin and a new cellphone. Watch The Amazing Bulk 17 times in a row. No naps or bathroom breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 So long as I am allowed to watch it whilst sitted on a toilet (yea! YEA!) and offered about £15.50 an hour for watching. Drink Blue Algae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Have Papa Smurf give me a blowjob first? This is a hard one. But maybe that would give me immunity. Be transformed into a baboon for a month, and be put in a zoo, only to be transformed back, and find yourself in the baboon exhibit, surrounded by baboons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 $600,000 and to be placed in the Cincinnati Zoo. Set yourself on fire for 12 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 You pay for my hospital bills and make sure I don't die and 30 mil. Perform with a world class winterguard with no training! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 A small loan of a million dollars. Have sex with Donald Trump. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 All of his money and assets, guaranteed anonymity and the legal right to blow his brains out afterwards. Also I get to be on top and he has to wear a bag over his head. Be a stand-up comedian for five shows at a maximum security penitentiary full of serious badass criminals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Armed snipers surronding the performance, a year of comedy training and a $1k paycheck. If they like me a lot even if I am bad make it a yearly thing. Play Russian Rolutte once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 $1 million. I'm broke, but the risk is still there... Spend a year as a fur-suited prostitute, turning at least one trick per night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Cure for any and all diseases contracted, fifty-thousand dollars (Because money is cool), a fursuit (a very good one of my choice of design) and I get to keep the suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 15 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Cure for any and all diseases contracted, fifty-thousand dollars (Because money is cool), a fursuit (a very good one of my choice of design) and I get to keep the suit. Wow, that's pretty reasonable! (Ya for got to ask a question, though, so I'll ask another) What's your price for getting your leg humped by an eager otter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: Wow, that's pretty reasonable! (Ya for got to ask a question, though, so I'll ask another) What's your price for getting your leg humped by an eager otter? Oh, whoops. This is what I get for posting in the morning. Nothing. Except maybe, guaranteed not to be attacked by said owner of otter I guess? It'd be cute, I'd pet the little guy. What is your price for destroying the entire human race? And living with the empty world afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 A lifetime supply of Jack Daniels and porn. Whats your price to end your life in the next 24 hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Make sure my boyfriend and family don't suffer in my sacrifice. How much for your Kidneys?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 A trip to candy mountain How much to give up the ability to speak? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 OMG, I love to talk; this would be horrible. I'd say $20 million. Get sprayed by a skunk every time you did anything yiffy, by yourself or with others: One would just happen by and spray you, tight in the midst of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 $90 million, a comfortable face-mask capable of protecting my nose, mouth, and eyes, and an endless supply of tomato juice. Stick your tongue in a live electrical socket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 On 7/28/2016 at 10:37 AM, DrGravitas said: $90 million, a comfortable face-mask capable of protecting my nose, mouth, and eyes, and an endless supply of tomato juice. Stick your tongue in a live electrical socket. Huh, I did get a finger shocked by one, and once peed on an electric fence, on accident...so maybe this would be quite so bad, assuming standard US 120 volt outlets. But still, it'd take a lot of nerve...I'd do it for $10 million, plus tongue repairs, if any. Wear hot pink lipstick and sparkly blue eye-shadow for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 A special distortion field that makes my face look however I want it to look, and a bigger dick. Jump in the most pit at a Slayer concert while wearing the gayest outfit imaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Full medical attention afterwards paid for by the band, a visit from them in hospital where we can chat about random stuff and $10000. Punch a cat in the face and then let the Cat retaliate on you. Oh and the Cat is a Lion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 A suit of armor, some juicy steaks to lure said cat away, and $1 million. Mainly, I'd feel bad about punching the poor lion-kitty! Be a door to door salesperson for Bad Dragon toys, in a small, conservative city in the deep south, and knock on every door in town, showing them your samples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 $60,000 annual salary + standard benefits and sales commissions, 15 days vacation per year, annual pay adjustment for inflation, a 50% discount on most company products, and a reality TV cameraman to (hopefully) keep the locals polite. Throw a used (by you) condom at Vladimir Putin during a political rally while surrounded by Russian Ultra-Nationalists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Free! Given I'd be able to find a good way to escape Siberia... Live without electricity for 10 years, in a cabin, high in the mountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Unlimited cash funds, a racetrack by said cabin, a garage with all the tools I need, a crash course in auto repair and maintenance, and a collection of dream machines. Have sex with Hillary Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 I want to be president Cuddle a scared porcupine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 A flexible, full body woven Kevlar bodysuit, and a bottle of Jim Beam. Trim Donald Trump's toenails with your teeth, every week for a year, and have it broadcast live on TV and the internet each time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Steel tooth caps and mouth lining, a cloak of invisibility, complete anonymity in all media, a blindfold, and a small loan of a billion dollars. Take the bullet for Harambe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 Adequate medical care and a life-time supply of gorilla meat. Roll around in powdered sugar then sit down, naked, on a hive of fire ants for 3 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/15/2016 at 9:17 AM, DrGravitas said: Roll around in powdered sugar then sit down, naked, on a hive of fire ants for 3 minutes. Transform me into a Giant South American Anteater, and I'll consider it dinner. Maybe some wine to go with it. What goes well with fire ants? I should think a nice Sauvignon Blanc, for contrast. Dress up in a rubber Gecko outfit, and ride around the NYC subway system for 2 hours during rush hour, munching on a bag of live crickets. (Must eat at least 20 crickets) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Gimme a pet gecko and I am all set. Sounds like mad fun. Become Kim Jong Un's sex slave for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 Peaceful Korean reunification under South Korean governance. Run/walk a marathon naked (except for a pair of those ugly shoes with individual toes) on live TV. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 I'd walk one naked, so long as it didn't cause any legal trouble on live TV for $50,000. Plus, a lifetime supply of those toe shoes...oddly, I kinda like them! Go to a Star Wars convention, and run around with glittery, metallic spray paint in gold and silver, getting every storm-trooper in sight, and then, trying to escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 If I can turn them on my slaves to do my bidding, that's fine. Turn into the king/queen of the world, but inevitably getting megalomaniacal and being killed by the one you love most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Unlimited checkpoints and lives. That way I can easily avoid death the second time around. Become a Pop figure historian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 120 grand a year, and crazy looking hair. I'm talking Einstein meets Tsoukalos hair. Have an itch you can never scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Cream for helping with said itch, and a small loan of $5000 to make my car off road capable. Go to all the Trump rallies wearing Black Lives Matter t-shirts and Hillary Clinton pins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Free. Just have a camera handy. Never eat pizza ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 A lifetime pass for free wings from any and all places that serve wings. Dress emo and listen to emo bands for a whole year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Well, it beats working. I'd do it for $50,000 a year, clothes, hair cuts, dye and razors included. Dress up like a giant Zika virus plushie, for an entire year, and wear said suit at all times when in public, and a minimum of 12 hours a day: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 A backpack speaker system that I can play death metal on, and an all-access pass to all rock and metal shows in the US. Join a furry deathcore band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Fair share in all the proceeds, a guaranteed mainstream record deal, and a really fucking good costume. Keep in mind though that I can only play the theremin. Eat a really messy and smelly tuna-garlic-mayonnaise sandwich, with your mouth open, whilst reciting the pledge of allegiance, in front of someone you really, really love / fancy / lust after so they get covered in foody bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Well, @Cap'n Crosseye is my fiancé and we already have seen some nasty stuff of eachother. I think *he'd* eat it because thats more his thing, and we'd do it anywhere from 5 grand and up hahaha. I mean if its cooked right that doesn't sound too bad. Get Sourdough, a bit of grilled tuna, and mix garlic in with a bit of cilantro mayo. Show your internet history to your parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 I use private browsing, so $300 after restarting the browser, $60,000 without restarting, and $9,000,000 if they're allowed to see the open windows before or after I get the history. Buy a sex toy of your choice and email a copy of the receipt and a picture of you holding it to your entire contacts list as well as post the same content to any social media account you have. (You get to keep the sex toy or return it for full credit.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Full ownership of all adult shops in the state of Ohio. Punch a cop in the face and attempt to start yet another race war. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 16 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Full ownership of all adult shops in the state of Ohio. Good luck prying the Chamber/The garden from that guys cold, clammy and sticky hands, lmao. skip me, but if ur lazy, wear a maid outfit in public. The sexy kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Ok, I would punch a cop in the face in a public place while wearing a sexy maid outfit for $10,000,000. But it has to be a British cop, since they're not allowed to Taze, pistol whip or shoot you. Also, I'd like to wear a pair of fake plastic Hulk Hands while doing it, just because. Sooooo what would it take for you to join a manned mission to Mars? (Keep in mind you'll be in space with a lot of boring nerdy astronauts for years and the only entertainment they have on board is a Scrabble board with half the tiles missing!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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