FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Fuck it. Pay my education off and give a lot of money to my family and I'm going. I don't care if it's just Scrabble. Sponsor several students through university. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 If I won the Lotto, sure. It's something I'd love to do, and wish I could do, especially in the arts: Creative writing, music, painting, sculpture, theater, dance. All the $$$ in education seems to go to science tech and all this STEM stuff; I'd love to be able to fund humanities/arts scholarships. Go into an Apple store, and piss all over everything in sight, after having drank a ton of water/beer, and having to go really, really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Just give me full immunity from legal repercussions and I am good to go. Fuck Apple. Infiltrate neo Nazi organizations to stop a conspiracy that threatens modern civilization as we know it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 All for the glory of the revolution comrade Lazer! Be a Male and attend a Feminist rally, get to the microphone and tell everyone to "Get back to their kitchens!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 No problemo! Sounds like fun! I reserve the right to speak in a broad Texan accent while doing so. That way everyone will probably think I'm part of the act! Campaign to have the cultural events put back into the next Olympics. I want Olympic Flower Arranging and the four hundred metre Haiku back on the agenda! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 A few million dollars, to really launch a successful campaign, with enough media coverage, lobbying and elbow greasing to get the job done! I also would like to see something offbeat...say a dental drilling/cavity filling competition. Participate against the Finnish team in the new event at the next Winter Olympics, "Team Snowball Fight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Proper training to learn how to make snowballs that don't just disintegrate the moment you touch them. Move to the Bible Belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai-Fish Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 A few hundred million dollars so I can buy a big plot of land in the woods, build a house each for myself, my parents and brothers, and my sister and her fiance, plus a guest house for friends, security cameras stationed around the woods, and enough money to live off of comfortably and donate to charity regularly with. Oh, and a bullet-proof vest, because I foresee my heathen ass being a target depending on where in the Bible Belt I move. Dive down into the Abyssal layer of the ocean and do the chant that invokes Cthulhu, just to see if he's down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 A nuclear submarine with a wicked sound system and all the death metal I will ever need. Form a furry djent band and play a gig at a club run by skinheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 $50,000 plus travel expenses, and security. And earplugs. And also the ability to convert a few of the skinheads into hopelessly horny fuirries, with bunny rabbit fursonas. Never again watch a single TV show or movie filmed after the year 1990. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 18 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: $50,000 plus travel expenses, and security. And earplugs. And also the ability to convert a few of the skinheads into hopelessly horny fuirries, with bunny rabbit fursonas. But the whole point of skinheads is they have as few hares as possible! As for the other thing, that's a toughie. 10 mil, hard cash, and a lifetime of free tickets to the theatre. Steal a bagel or similar baked goods from under the nose of the shop owner... using one of those 'dangle from the ceiling' rigs they used in Mission Impossible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Free, so long as you were the shop owner. Blind as a bat, so the saying goes! Spend a year as your fursona, as an exhibit at a petting zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 So long as I get 3 hot meals a day, €30/hr into a swiss bank account with no tax and an interest rate of 14% which I can collect at the end of the year, also I get nice living accomodations. Go on national TV and openly indorse the KKK whilst waving a condeferate flag and wearing a swastika t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 6, 2016 Author Share Posted September 6, 2016 Interview slots on every late night comedy show afterwards and fair compensation for my appearances on them. Go streaking in your hometown during a live local news broadcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Free, anything to offend the old prudes. Kill urself lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I'll do that for £1,000 and a Hollywood makeup artist to make me look like a black guy. I could walk around that neighbourhood all day and not get in trouble then! Ok, How much to come over here to England and gib me a hug? I need a hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just the travel expenses I wanted to visit England anyway How much for opening Pandora's box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Free! There mere idea sends shivers of excitement. How much to spend a year on a submarine, with no shore leave (food and board provided) but sharing the cramped vessel with a dozen furries who do nothing but argue, and create constant drama, leading to frequent screaming, yelling and fights, and occasional bouts of reconciliation and yiffy relationships that start and fizzle, only adding fuel to the fire of the drama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 lots of booze, enough money to get therapy afterwards, and like... idk... $20? oh and my own personal bathroom for that submarine How much to get you to seek out a bunch of vore loving, auto-zoophilic (wants to be treated like an animal), nymphomaniacs and let them stay in your home for a week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 15 hours ago, Astus said: How much to get you to seek out a bunch of vore loving, auto-zoophilic (wants to be treated like an animal), nymphomaniacs and let them stay in your home for a week? If they're all attractive women with clean bills of sexual health I'll pay YOU! Is $1000 enough? (Just so you know, they're all getting muzzled the second they come through the door. They'll have raw steak and like it.) How much to... uh... crikey, it's getting hard to think of things now! How much to throw your ma (or other close, beloved female relative) into a volcano to propitiate the Goddess Pele? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 20, 2016 Author Share Posted September 20, 2016 World peace. How much to have your genitals removed surgically? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 The ability to still be able to orgasm Name your price for having an ugly haircut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Snagged Cub said: The ability to still be able to orgasm Name your price for having an ugly haircut Shit, I'd do that shit for 1k. Hair grows the fuck back lmao Ask your crush out on a date right this second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 20, 2016 Author Share Posted September 20, 2016 A crush to ask. Give up all contact with your current friends and establish all new ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 $0.99 get a circumcision 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 $1million. Fuck I might actually need one so monetary gift for getting it would be great. Surrender all sense of taste, sight and hearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 3 awesome replacement senses that let me navigate just as well/better, and wings. Because wings are badass. Bake a cake. With your parents as the main ingredient. And then eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 $600,000 to pay for tuition fees for the rest of my life. Eat a porcupine alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Huh, I wonder if this could be done, quills and all? I'd need the power to transform into some kinda android, and then back. So basically billions in research money! How much to go to a furry con, and lick the foot-paws clean of every fur-suiter there, 100 of them, minimum? (In a three day period) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 All expenses, a really nice fursuit, some time off each day to enjoy the convention and... er... a prosthetic tongue. How much to be the one who has to press the nuclear button, but not the one who decides when? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 The thought of possibility of having my dick cut off scares me but I'd do it for 5 million dollars The price of openly defecating (while sober) on your grandparents' good antique couch in front of all your friends, loved ones and relatives while attending a funeral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaysen Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 THAT'S NASTY!!! 'A'I'd say... $15,000 because there may be a way to hide it or re-make the couch. Plus it'd make for a fun cringe memory! ^.^ The price to brush your teeth with only hemmorrhoid cream for 3 months! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 $90,000. That'd be pretty nasty. Perform 40 hours of community service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Oh, call it $500, I like helping people. Help to release animals from an animal testing laboratory by offering to take their place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 So long as the lab is on a spaceship run by aliens with 'probes', free. Be transformed into an anthropomorphic Fossa ten times as horny as me, for a month. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 €10k and a gaurentee that no one I know will find out. Give up sex for life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Never! But if I had to, total control of all the wealth on the planet, as well as total control of all people and nations, with me as Supreme and Humble Ruler. Get a job teaching at a public middle school, in a rough city, and wear pink spandex leotards and green fuzzy slippers each day for an entire school year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 £300k per year salary and my choice of teaching subject - in that get-up it'd probably have to be interpretive dance though. Go around a big modern art gallery throwing every modern or postmodern exhibit into a big black bin liner for safe disposal. You can wear a hazard suit if you're worried about contracting pretentiousness disease. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 The ability to auction off my haul later on, to fund my dream of a Fossa and wilderness preserve in Madagascar. Dive naked on prime-time, word-wide live television into a swimming pool filled with spicy Dijon mustard...and no clothing allowed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 30, 2016 Author Share Posted September 30, 2016 $9,000 and a sufficiently large pool. Allow a covertly recorded video of your most embarrassing experience be sold in a compilation with your full name in the credits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 $1,000, and then, $10 royalties, each time it gets viewed. I've done a lot of embarrassing things. Become a full time traveling circus clown, for the next decade, and also, only be able to have sex while in your clown make up and attire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Actually, that sounds like fun! Give me 35k / annum with regular pay rises and a pretty lady with a clown fetish. And if you hear a kind of rhythmic 'honk honk honk' noise in the middle of the night, it'll just be me getting mah jollies. Stick a live ferret down your trousers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 $25, and the free loan of an old, toothless, declawed ferret. Never again drink coffee, tea or any form of alcohol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said: $25, and the free loan of an old, toothless, declawed ferret. Never again drink coffee, tea or any form of alcohol. Oh hey, I already pretty much do this... well, aside from tea but I think I could easily stop drinking it 500k$ because I can ask for money and I really could use it --- To live in a constant state of having cold/flu for the rest of your life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 7, 2016 Author Share Posted October 7, 2016 Dear lord what a fate! D8 I would want a comfortable living income for life and unlimited supply of top-notch nasal decongestants. Let 30 random strangers spit into your mouth (eww, I feel grody even typing that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Cure/Vaccination for any disease or ailment I may pick up, $100,000, and make me good at drawing. Just punch all your close friends in the face. Hard. I mean like, lay them out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Travel costs, and maybe a new set of tires. Enter a mosh pit containing a 300lb shirtless skinhead stomping around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Free admission, and a puncture-proof inflatable rubber fossa suit, so I could just bounce. Having to wear you hair in a tall, pink Mohawk, for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 21, 2016 Author Share Posted October 21, 2016 3 million dollars and a revisial of The Company dress code. Skydive naked into a major sporting event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 The time and the place. Stand up in the middle of a crowded yet quiet restaurant and start singing while slowly undressing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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