LazerMaster5 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 A one-way ticket to Canada and a small loan of 1,000,000 USD. Put up a Hillary bumper sticker on your car and drive through the Deep South with your windows down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I'd do it for $5. Don't really think anything would happen. I live in the Deep South. 100% the game Gal Gun: Double Peace and post screenshots of it on your Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 $5000 compensation for making me get a Facebook. Wear a rainbow colored fursuit to a Slayer show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 24, 2016 Author Share Posted October 24, 2016 A proper fursuit of my choosing afterwards and complete video surveillance of the events and whatever happens to me. The lawsuits will make me rich! If I survive... Live as a Tibetan monk for 3 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 The ability to have as much wild sex with anyone I choose, when I got out, for the rest of my life! The vegetarian part, I have done, and that's easy...but the celibacy part might kill me. Oh, and also to be reincarnated as a Fossa, or a Skunk. Spend three years at a remote and tiny research base in Antarctica, where all the researches are fur-suited polar bears and penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Really damn good internet, a good heater, and my own personal chef. Dress up as a minion for an entire month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 A nice cabin in the woods Eat a table spoonful of someone's vomit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You take care of my medical bills, including the copay. And maybe throw in a lifetime worth of gourmet food, absolutely free. Drive a Ford Pinto in reverse through an off road trail, with your foot all the way down on the throttle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 A fully flame retardant suit, that is also like wearing an enormous airbag, but with it's own oxygen supply, and then get paid $50,000 a year, just for being a Fossa. Being tied up naked, covered in honey, and then, getting swarmed by a non-stinging type of ants, as several anteaters are released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I don't know, a guarentee that I won't get hurt and a few hundred dollars. Eat the spiciest chilli con carne in the world and not be allowed to leave the table until a full bowl has been consumed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 2, 2016 Author Share Posted November 2, 2016 $300, unlimited crackers, water, and two antacid tablets. Kill and eat your pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 $1000 ...what? The little shit tries to eat ME every time I see him! Taunt a small angry dog that's very good at jumping by tying a chipolata sausage to an intimate part of your anatomy and swinging it back and forth about a metre above his head. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 8[] $30 million and the world's best intimate-parts surgeon on standby! Scream "Bingo!" everytime someone around you says a number out loud near you, for 3 months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 I want ALL the bingo winnings... even if you have to take them from old ladies. I'll give some to the old ladies tho, but only if they're sweet. Dance ballet and contemporary at a televised contest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Assuming skill wasn't a requirement $1000 and up. Brush your arm against a jumping cholla cacti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Would depend on the size of the nail, but prices starting as low as $1,000 and all medical expenses. How much to get sprayed directly by a skunk, at close range? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Oh no problem, $500 and a guarantee that the skunk will not be mistreated in order to force it to spray. And not in the face, that stuff can be toxic. Also one quart 3% hydrogen peroxide, 1/4 cup of baking soda and a teaspoon of liquid soap Also it can't be on a workday. I'll want to dash straight into the shower after it's over. Ok how much to jump off a diving board into a swimming pool full of live ducks. I mean, literally wall-to-wall duck and they can't get out so there's no way you're not going to piss off at least ten of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Depends on how much it costs me to keep PETA out of the way. Build a wall in front of the white house 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 After inauguration day, January, 2017, free. Just supply the bricks. I'd even do an igloo, with no entrance. It can even be highly radioactive. How much to do 30 second testimonial TV commercials for hemorrhoidal ointments, suppositories, and adult diapers that feature your name and unobscured identity, that air worldwide, in every language, every 7 minutes, for the next 20 years, such that you are synonymous with such products? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 A dollar for every airing. Given about 6,909 languages and the specified time period, that nets me just shy of $10 Billion dollars in total. Cut off all human contact (receiving meals through a machine) and sit in an unadorned concrete room with minimal luxury and unlimited paper/pencils for 3 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Sign me the fuck up and possibly throw in some internet and video games and shit In order to save the princess and earn miscellaneous wealth from the hoard (plus tribute from scared villagers), you must have sex with a dragon in order for him to release her How much do you do this for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I believe the traditional reward is the princess' hand in marriage and half the kingdom. Plus I get to be on top. I do not want to be walking funny from the anal staples on my wedding day. How much to fix the bloody Internet, github and Jenkins server in this office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Free! Just the cost of a few supplies. I'll just unplug it, and you can go back to typewriters, paper memos and a 1930s era office. How much to become my personal sushi chef, and slave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 All regular mandated employee benefits and rights, 8 hour work days, unions, rights to attend sushi chef school prior to employment, you covering the costs of me moving there, weekends and national holidays off, total monthly salary of at least 5000$ (because I can, subject to change) and double the pay for overtime and you can proudly call me a personal sushi chef assistant... I mean, a slave ___ Name your price for eating Bhut Jolokia chili peppers until you faint (one pepper minimum, you must pass out unconscious) Spoiler: It's the hottest chili in the world 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Hell, I'd do that for free. Not sure if you can pass out though, you get a gag reflex going on far before that and you begin to throw up the fiery mess that causes such discomfort. Rubbing said pepper beneath your eyelids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTail Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: Hell, I'd do that for free. Not sure if you can pass out though, you get a gag reflex going on far before that and you begin to throw up the fiery mess that causes such discomfort. Rubbing said pepper beneath your eyelids. That's messed up, but if it doesn't cause any damage to the eyes, I would do it for 10K Sending me your own nudes (you can blur the face) :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Yours back :VVVV Joking aside, A report to the mods and a very firm no. Getting me a new laptop .w. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 22 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: Free! Just the cost of a few supplies. I'll just unplug it, and you can go back to typewriters, paper memos and a 1930s era office. Umm... where do you plug your iPhones into this thing, I can't find a USB port? @FenrirDarkWolf: double the actual cost of the laptop plus postage costs. I'm a mercenary bugger, me. Also it'll be a MacBook 'cause I get a staff discount. How much to go on a paintball weekend where all your worst enemies are on the opposite team and your own team consists of you, a five-year-old in a crash helmet, an asthmatic badger, three king prawns that are way past their sell-by date, and 90-year-old Mrs Miggins from the Pie Shop on the corner? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 @Faust What is this iPhone you speak of? ~ Free! Fossa eats and destroys all enemies! And also eats the 5 year old, the badger, skips the prawns, and considers 90 year old Mrs. Wiggins, though she may be too tough and grizzled. How much to have to read the entire text of James Joyce Ulysses, aloud, to a group of hyperactive 12 years olds, without stopping? (and also, locked in a room until you finish, with only food, water sparse furnishings, and access to a small bathroom...and NO web/phone access) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I'd want £5000 at least to do that. How much to remove all the computers and modern electronics from your home and live like it is 1900 for a year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 It might actually do good for me and my health provided I had an access to modern medical care, but since you asked the price, I'm going to say one million $ ... Name your price for tightly hugging a full grown Mexican cactus for one minute. No, it's not a one you grow in tiny potty plants, the ones taller than you and which only grows on deserts/arid lands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I'd do it for free How much for staying up without sleep for the next 72 hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Oh about $50,000. I've done it before (unintentionally) and it's not pleasant. By the third day you're tripping balls - like being awake and dreaming at the same time. It's nasty. How much to have an implant put in your brain that produces the same effect as synesthesia, for one week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Free food and drink for life. Dress up in full Polish People's Army uniform and march through Krakow with both the PPR's flag and the USSR's flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Enough Vodka so I can't recall anything. Spend a year, naked, but fed and cared for in a cage/habitat at a zoo in the new 'human' exhibit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 18, 2016 Author Share Posted November 18, 2016 A year of my regular income (properly invested while I'm away), being able to pickup my job again afterwards, a team of high-quality 3D artists to develop backend and smaller detail stuff for a year while I'm away, and a pretty, compatible lady to accompany my time in the habitat to ensure the authenticity of the exhibit :3 Drive a herd of cattle from New York to Southern California on horseback in modern times (roads will be blocked off when absolutely required). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Hhhh...I'm actually not bad at riding horses, from growing up in the country...so I'd say $1,000/day, and a few talented and attractive male furry companions, also on horseback, and to be able to tell stories around the campfire at night. How much to spend a year on the first colony on Mars, when it finally gets built? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Guarantee that the colony is safe, comfortable and habitable. Let me take some souvenirs back, and $100,000 because I need to buy things. Light an old lady on fire. (You can't put her out or help her afterwards) I do not condone lighting senior citizens on fire. Please do not do that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 Same price I charged for my time as a zoo exhibit. Let's throw in some video games this time, though. I'm starting to make a nice living off exhibitionism :V Star in a feature-length fursuit sexploitation B-Movie released in theaters worldwide with your real name in the credits. The eccentric director insists on absolute realism in scenes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Name change, plastic surgery, $10,00 USD to an account owned by me under a fake name, my fursona not linked to the movie Eat a jar of tacks All of them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Huh. OK, I could put them in Gel-Caps, and swallow them that way, then, rush to the emergency room. Still, I'd want $10,000 per tack, plus all medical expenses, and a free trip to Walla Walla, Washington.. (just to be random) How much to have to wear diapers, every day, for a year, both at home, and out? (you can wear clothes over them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 Early retirement and a free supply when I'm old enough be incontinence and need 'em. (Let's try something a little different) Relive the same day over and over, conscious of the fact that the day is repeating ala Groundhog Day, for all eternity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Free...so long as I can pick the day! Take a job, working 8 hours a day, buffing corns and calluses off of peoples' feet, with hand and power tools, for the next 5 years, heath benefits and two weeks vacation included. And not all the feet will smell very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Free, so long as I can pick which power tools and there's no requirement for the people to be alive and capable of standing up when I'm done. PASS ME THE BLACK & DECKER HAMMER DRILL NURSE AND STAND BACK! THIS COULD GET A BIT SPLASHY AND SCREAMY! At an important job interview, sit upside down in the chair and talk in a broad Australian accent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 50$ as long as it is a job I don't want Live in a completely dark and isolated labyrinth of underground caves without any source of light for a whole week? You are supplied with other necessities like food and water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 For that I would require the sacrifice of 7 Athenian youths and 7 maidens, nobody called Theseus allowed. How much to go to my office christmas party and prevent everybody there from getting drunk, by any means necessary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'd need a small battalion of helpers. They shall be dressed as elves (and I as Santa Claus) and shall handle handing out drinks, none of which will be alcoholic. Signs shall be erected to indicate no outside drinks allowed with several burly elven enforcers patrolling around. All glasses will be RFID chipped and if they discover an unchipped container, the offender will be interrogated and escorted off the premises by elven CIA, with a stocking over their head. Price? Oh right! Men and materials plus $15 per hour and a blackhawk helicopter ride to and from the site. Go to a normal holiday party dressed in a "sexy" reindeer fursuit with bells, harnesses, and a cod piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 For free. It would make everyone awkward and I'd love that. Be my boifuriend or gurlfuriend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 I'm gay and not good with commitment stuff but I'll probably do it for free since I'm nice and a doormat. Play video games with me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 OK...but I only really like ones up to about the Super Nintendo, and some of the early Sonic games! But sure, I'd play those with ya, free. Massage my foot-paws! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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